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Mayor Ashley's (and Palsville's) biggest fan Conk stops by when local Tony Sultana (played by Jeromaia Detto) enters the chat (literally). He reveals the marital troubles he's experiencing, Mayor Ashley pitches a new job for him at the Bank of Palsville (or BAP if you're nasty/short on time/air), and of course - it's Conservation Week. Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Conk on socials @conkconkconkconk Follow Jeromaia Detto on socials @jeromaia.detto Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ashley reminisces with her dear friend, comedian and local legend Maddy Weeks. They recount how they met on Halloween, how their friendship became a bright light amidst the dark days of Melbourne lockdown, their beloved pup friends and their mutual disdain for group chats. Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Maddy Weeks on socials @maddyyweeks Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As she orders a sandwich from her local, the Mayor gets a personal delivery from the business owners and sandwich artists of the Robinson Family (played by Jimmy Cox, Cass Lynch & Eliza McPhail). They explain why their daughter Polly is so wet, why Gym does a 20 Sauce Salute, and how Mary never gets any thanks. They also reveal that each of their sandwiches contains 3 yellow things, wowza bobowza!!! Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Jimmy Cox on socials @jimmycox Follow Cass Lynch on socials @casssslynch Follow Eliza McPhail on socials @eliza__mc Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Real Friends! A new off-shoot of Palsville that will feature comedian Ashley Apap as her real self (taking off her Mayor hat!) interviewing her real friends ABOUT THEIR FRIENDSHIP!!! In this introductory episode, Ashley explains why she's decided to make these shorter, more discussion based episodes, the new schedule release of these episodes AND of regular Palsville episodes, and what listeners can expect going forward. YAY PALSVILLE, YAY REAL FRIENDS! Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Frankie McNair arrives in Palsville, Mayor Ashley swears there will be no work and only play. But before the fun can even kick off, local starlet Skippy Maroo (played by Holly Bohmer) bursts into the office. Skippy shares her traumatic and glitz-filled past in the studio system, shares a portion of her (8 fistfuls of) daily pills, and walks us through how she became the shrill woman she is today. Also, this entire episode is off the record. Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Frankie McNair on socials @frankiemcnair_ Follow Holly Bohmer on socials @hollylovehewitt Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When comedian Tricksy Collins enters the pee soaked gates of Palsville, Mayor Ashley helps her discover she is part-vehicle. This is aided by an interruption from local ticket inspector Michael Fine (who went missing in a Thanos Snap for 2 years). Magical powers are discovered. Money is laundered. It's a good one. Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Tricksy Collins on socials @localcomediantricksycollins Follow Jett Bond on socials @thejettbond Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As Mayor Ashley is preparing for a lonely and pathetic holiday period by herself, she is surprised by The Three Wisemen - yes, they're the guys from the bible, but they're also identical twin brothers who have a passion for making movies. With each brother comes his unique point of view, role in the family, and a collective experience of spontaneous and simultaneous leaking fluid. Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Tom Burton on socials @longarmstom Follow Tiana Hogben on socials @misstianah Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Writer/actor/angel Molly Daniels rolls into Palsville when local pick pocket Pick Ahr Pocket (played by Laura Buskes) enters the chat, resulting in a whirlwind hour of revenge plots, familial phone calls and hard drugs. Also, Mayor Ashley reminds everyone it IS Pitbull Week (the artist AND the dog), so any other breed of canine MUST stay indoors until it is their week to be celebrated. Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Molly Daniels on socials @mollydanielz Follow Laura Buskes on socials @lozzrat Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Old LA pal Josh Rothenberg stops by to catch up with Mayor Ashley right when local art/wine connoisseur Gloria Merlot drops in. She reveals that things haven't been going so well with her husband, explains to Josh how she and Ashley's Whine Nights unfold, and Josh confesses to something. Many side bars are had. All are healed (thanks to the power of friendship, of course!!!) Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Josh Rothenberg on socials @roshjothenberg Follow Kati O'Hearn on socials @katiohearn Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Actor and certified Ripped Guy Mike Schiff stops by to visit Mayor Ashley in her office when local dog correctional officer Earl Merl (played by Trevor Kravits) pops his head in. Earl explains the storied life he's led that brought him to his current career, Mike gets passionate about the 3-1 dog to human ratio in Palsville, and Mayor Ashley gets a Shakespearian surprise. Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Mike Schiff on socials @schiffintoturbo Follow Trevor Kravits on socials @clevortrever Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Hollywood hot shot Jessie Prez comes to Palsville, Mayor Ashley asks him for tips on how to make the town successful. Then, local insurance payee Rack Malone (played by Dougie Baldwin) comes by to ask a favour. A series of reveals follow that shock and disgust the Mayor, breaking her understanding of reality entirely. Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Jessie Prez on socials @mrdprez Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Feedback Week on this special LIVE town hall meeting held out of town (to keep things neutral) at Theory Bar Melbourne! Mayor Ashley has opened a herself and her policies up for criticism by 5 lucky Palsville locals: the Mayors assistant Steve Mark (played by Hannah Camilleri), the sweaty town accountant Mickey Parlouzer (played by Liam Sparrow-Gange), local theatre maker Kenny Du Champ (played by Simon Hawkings), small business owner Agatha Porridge (played by Roxie Halley) and no-relation-to-Spiderman Peter Parker (played by Randy Adeva). Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Hannah Camilleri on socials @camillerihannah Follow Liam Sparrrow-Gange on socials @liam_sparrow_gange Follow Simon Hawkings on socials @simey_fury_nz Follow Roxie Halley on socials @roxiehalley_ Follow Randy Adeve on socials @randyadeve Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When musical comedy gem Jude Perl visits Mayor Ashley in Palsville, the laughs are all around the dang place! Just when you thought you couldn't LOL more, local business owner and self-proclaimed "Dip King" Zip Bip stops by to talk all things dip. They definitely DON'T talk about how town funds are being used to keep all other dippable produce out of business, and they definitely DO sing a bunch towards the end. Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Jude Perl on socials @judeperl Follow Bec Petraitis on socials @becness Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Jon Walpole visits Palsville thrice yearly, and on his most recent visit to town, he is unexpectedly preyed upon by his biggest fan and Palsville local, Caroline (played by Ben McCarthy). As she and Mayor Ashley tell Jon about their beautiful friendship, Caroline attempts to seduce Jon with her meaty milkers. There is also some good foley work in this one, and the Mayor definitely doesn't drop any suspicious lore about the previous Mayor... Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Jon Walople on socials @jonwalpole_ Follow Ben McCarthy on socials @cadetfriggenkelly Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Each year on Halloween, Palsville is threatened with the magic tomfoolery of The Boys, so naturally Mayor Ashley has decided to close the towns borders to keep everyone safe. However, as she and Dougie prepare to go to a Halloween party, they are faced with that mischief, uncovering the TRUE lore of The Boys (played by Josh Chodsiezner, Matt Jenner & Simon McCulloch). They reveal the monkey paw predicament that made them the way they are, which kinds of magic they use, and that they are in fact, ducks. Can Mayor Ashley get through their Halloween pranks unscathed? Can Dougie survive having priceless artefacts shoved inside him? Listen, and you shall learn... Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapap Follow Josh Chodziesner on socials @joshchodziesner Follow Matt Jenner on socials @mattwjenner Follow Simon McCulloch on socials @simculloch Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.