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Mike gets downvoted to hell Amal has a nice sleep-in. James gets a primer on Darkfriends vs Shadowspawn. Isaiah wants to discuss nocturnal emissions.

Mike is an antisocial friendless sociopath. Amal works with Isaiah to explain the way the kids talk these days. James draws connections between Callandor and the Bible. Isaiah cheats to get points. And everyone is squicked out by Elayne’s attention to Thom.

In which our heroes are on the run Mike has no idea what’s going on with anything anywhere at any point. Amal did not watch the Zelda Direct. James is playing with pain, like the gladiators of old. Isaiah gets called out for his fantasy motivations And everyone is suspicious of everyone else.

Mike is surprised by lore Amal has existential stress James advances the newbiest of newbie theories. Isaiah takes the night off. And everyone drills down on the mechanics of Balefire

Mike has A MOMENT. Amal takes an unscheduled break. James is slackin’ off Isaiah makes two-TWO-ironically correct predictions. And everyone has FEELINGS about the event recapping in the narrative.

In which our heroes... don't appear. Not even a little bit. Mike crashes and burns. Amal gets triggered James double standards Isaiah makes excuses And everyone has thoughts about Lord Gaebril from the show.

In which our heroes face down insurmountable odds Mike threatens excommunication. Amal is sleepy. James is in mourning. Again. Isaiah viciously insults Mike and James. And everyone pokes fun at James’s accent.

In which our heroes stare down their destiny.   Mike defends Brandon Sanderson’s prose. Amal considers everyone’s cleanliness level. James once again jumps ahead to the end of book review. Isaiah starts THE FOUNDATIONAL TRILOGY And everyone gets a glimpse into the future via chapter lengths.

In which our heroes find many interesting and useful things. Mike does not have an amicable breakup with James Islington Amal is the official podcast *Ship Captain. James pervs on Lanfear Isaiah IS Rosamund Pike AS Bayle Domon IN The Shadow Rising! And everyone tries to work out where the remaining Seals are.

Mike welcomes everyone to The Wheel of Time. Amal gets emotional James educates the dumb Americans Isaiah misses Elyas And everyone considers the Tower schism.

Borat Impressions, Football fan gear, Let There Be Buttcheese, Family friendly improv, Mike didn’t do his homework, Dan Brown (Spoilers for Inferno), Sushi delivery, Veronica Speedwell is horny, Stephen King books, Licanius, Henry Cavill’s mustache, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Kenobi, An Inferno Hot Take, Star Wars, Cloud Atlas, Tom Bombadil, Sherlock Holmes, Gatekeepers suck

Mike doesn’t care about the Licanius Trilogy Amal is a readin’ machine James seeks advice for the most divisive decision of his life. Isaiah has feelings for Aram.