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This week: Our victory over the carriage horses! Dispatches from New York Comic Con! The Tinashessaince is finally here! An upcoming revival of Girls! A movie called Digger! Another movie called Wicker! Greta Gerwig's Narnia! Selma Blair's latest public psychotic break! Kelly Clarkson demanding the right to purchase a bird automaton! Lizzie Borden? More like Lezzie Borden! The real science behind getting the ick! And much much more!   Timestamps: 00:00: Life Updates09:50: Quick Hits44.17: Ryan Murphy Is At It Again1:02:56: Professor Diva's Science Section1:19:11: Music of the MomentJordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!  Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop!  The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify and Apple Music. For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week: Jordan's Robyn moment! More bad news for Ed Sheeran! Hopefully bad news for Bari Weiss! Those horses in NYC: it's enough already! Candace Owens, p***y fiend! A sternly worded message for the Laughing Cow! We wanna talk about Madonna and Charli! We REALLY wanna talk about Tinashe! And much much more!   Timestamps: 00:00: Life Updates: The Sexistential Tour08:20: Quick Hits18:50: Things That Are That Deep: Horses in Manhattan23:47: Candace's Lesbian Exposé32:05: The Laughing Cow42:23: TINASHE HOUR BEGINSJordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!  Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop!  The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify and Apple Music. For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week: Pop concerts as Connor's supplemental antidepressant! Jordan's slut era that never actually ended but is, you know, happening again we guess! Shouts to the late Bob Mackie! Channing Tatum getting caught with an alleged burner account! Clavicular catching some serious charges! Congressional candidate Chris Gallant proving he's the right choice to represent Fire Island! Ed Sheeran proving he has a craven and sinister spirit! Our deep dive on Season 5 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives! And much much more!   Timestamps: 00:00: Life Updates11:50: Quick Hits39:55: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives1:24:37: Music of the MomentJordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!  Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop!  The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify and Apple Music. For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week: Introducing George! Emotionally healing through JRPGs! Baby joy for Ciara! Hunter Biden's obvious bisexual truth! A cursèd Wheel of Fortune Crime Corner! New frontiers in Wasian discourse! Inde Navarette's Oscar campaign! The surprisingly petite truth of Greenland! Dating for the plot! Phaedra and CT dating for real! And much much more!   Timestamps: 00:00: Life Updates: The debut of George04:17: Metaphor: ReFantazio (light spoilers!)31:26: Quick Hits1:04:09: Jordan's Current TV Reccs1:12:58: Music of the MomentJordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!  Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop!  The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Apple Music and Tidal. For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week: Jordan's Slayyyter apotheosis! Connor's rough month! Celebrating the late Dolly Parton and Tim Curry! Our deep disdain for Hayden Panettiere's cursèd mother! Our fervent best wishes for Busy Phillipps! Anna Faris's dispatch from co-parenting hell! Melissa Gilbert not really reading the room! Leah Remini joining RHOBH! Actually scientific cures for the hiccups! And much much more!   Timestamps: 00:00: Jordan Updates: Ascending with Slayyyter10:10: Connor Updates: A Grim Month17:37: Quick Hits59:59: Professor Diva's Science Section1:11:06: Music of the MomentJordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!  Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop!  The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Apple Music and Tidal. For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A Monday! Miracles do happen. This week: Connor's alarming new neighbor! Jordan's advice from Kelly Rowland! Pouring one out for Hayden Panettiere! Brad Pitt announces he's drinking again! Checking in with John Hinckley, Jr.! Kaia Gerber's possession by demonic forces! The official casting announcement for the MCU X-Men! Jane Schoenbrun's new masterpiece! Way more information on insect sperm than you ever wanted! And much much more!  Timestamps: 00:00: Connor Updates: Ava 2.0 AWOL12:01: Jordan Updates: Advice from Kelly Rowland22:00: Quick Hits1:00:41: Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma (mild spoilers)1:08:24: Professor Diva's Science Section1:20:16: Music of the Moment Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!  Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop!  The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Apple Music and Tidal. For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This almost came out on a Monday. Tuesday night is basically Monday. We're getting there. This week: Freedom from men, at least for Q4! Tales of career abundance! Oracular manifestation! Jelly Roll and BunnieXO: a special White People Report! Some really distressing celebrities in crisis! Abdul El-Sayed's big win in Michigan! Meghan Markle just trying to celebrate her damn birthday in peace! Katseye down another one! The secret lives of intersex avocados! And much much more!  Timestamps: 00:00: Jordan's newfound freedom and fabulous new job13:58: Connor's San Diego Comic Con experience18:55: Quick Hits32:29: Perez in crisis (TW: suicide)34:43: Ariana in crisis (TW: eating disorders)43:15: Professor Diva's Science Section54:35: Music of the Moment Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!  Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop!  The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal. For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In the SEASON TWO PREMIERE of The Kibitz, we are so back. Timestamps: 00:00:00: Jordan's rejuvenated hole!00:07:28: Our response to your wonderful feedback on Season One! 00:33:41: Katy Perry's wild ride! 00:35:36: The Odyssey (spoilers!)00:50:18: Spider-Man: Brand New Day (spoilers!)1:06:35: Summer music catch-up!Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!  Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop!  The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal. For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Return with us one last time in 2026 to Fiji, where now our watch is ended. This episode also marks the end of Season One of The Kibitz! We're not actually taking a break, but we want Season Two to be better than ever, so Jordan has put together a FEEDBACK FORM where you can tell us your thoughts on the first year of the pod. Thanks for being the world's greatest audience! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Welcome back to Love Island USA, wherein Family Day Presented By CoffeeMate unexpectedly delivers the sermon of the year. Next time: the season finale, thank god. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Welcome back to Fiji, where our long national nightmare is almost over! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Welcome back to America's favorite sex trafficking game show! In this installment, the producers start cheating.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Movie night draws to a dramatic conclusion as this season of Love Island USA begins its rapid descent into the depths of hell! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Return to Love Island USA, where MOVIE NIGHT begins. We've been recording as often as possible and we are gonna turn the rest of the season around as quickly as we can! Thanks again for your patience with this Summer Hours experiment. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Return to Love Island, where Jen is bedeviled by a gay liar, Tierra makes it clear she's here to play, and Jaiden allegedly is a person who exists! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy