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Join Coco 'The time traveling tart' and the nations sweetheart Queera Lynn, on a raucous comedy adventure as they discuss current events, arts, history and absolute NONSENSE! Alongside answering questions queries sent in by you, the Listeners! With Coco and Queera's wild observations and hilarious anecdotes, you're in for a unique and outrageous time from two of the countries stars of the comedy and cabaret scene. If you have a topic, question or confession you would like to appear in the show please contact Coco and Queera through @Tarttalkpod on instagram. Warning: This podcast contains colourful language and scenes of a sexual nature - Listener discretion (and a great sense of humour) is advised.

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Seven tips for a fabulous February : Get naked | Say yes | Steal a dog

2026/02/04

Coco and Queera know that February can be tough! That's why the Tarts have developed a seven point plan to stave off those Wintery blues. There'll be exploring the joys of stealing, being nude and impersonating foreign accents. This truly is the Seven points you need to keep the clouds at bay. Lets make February... FAB-RUARY! They also receive an unholy confession about the Arch Bishop of Canterbury.

Are gingers in danger? : Ginger rights | Ginger icons | Pegging

2026/01/28

This week the girls are talking all things ‘Ginger’. Ginger rights, Ginger icons and what the future has in store for the Gingers of the world! Coco ‘the time travelling tart‘ and the nations sweetheart, Queera Lynn are leaving no stone unturned. From Henry VIII to the the Ginger survival movement, they’ve got it covered! Let’s not forget Paddington bear and the Beckham wars of course… Coco and Queera will also be taking a ‘Queeras question’, where they help one lucky fan to understand the age old question… “Should I take up pegging?”

Should Dry January-ers be shot? : Greenland | Sobriety | Rachael Reeves

2026/01/14

It's a new year and a new series - As always Coco 'The time travelling Tart' and Queera Lynn are holding back no punches as they put the world to rights from SOHO's iconic L'escargot! From Dry January to Greenland, Putin to Lasagna and Venice to fingering... There truly is no topic these Tarts can't handle! So, lay down your worries, grab a bev, light a f*g and sit back with your two favourite Tarts and shrug off those January blues.

Tart Talk Christmas Special: What is Myrrh? | Noncy Snowmen | Cat litter gravy

2025/12/25

It's Christmas morning and Coco has popped over to see Queera before church; bearing gifts, champagne and festive cheer... Christmas Day can be stressful, but not for these queens, so take some time to down tools, relax and have some YOU time with the girls as they embrace the spirit of Christmas in their usual silly, dark and kinky way!

Guy Fawkes Night: Bin Laden's Cave | Welsh men in shorts | Uninsurable Gingers

2025/11/05

For their finale of series one, Coco and Queera Lynn end it all with a real bang to remember! Explore the history and festivities of this iconic British festival with Coco and Queera Lynn this November 5th... Coco orders Britains biggest legal firework from today's sponsor. Queera gets Shakespearian comedy off her chest, and they give some much needed advice to a man in Germany who wants to shag seasonal vegetables.

The Halloween Special ( It’s very spooky)

2025/10/29

Things get a scary this week on Tart Talk for their extra spooky Halloween special! Coco and Queera explore the history of Halloween, get to grips with ghosts and get the best movie recommendation for Halloween 2025 from their horror movie specialist ‘Saffron Slayter’. They take a confession from some cheeky girls over in Salem and Coco tries to get Queera her very own GIMP suit for this year's festivities.

Perfume: Sniffing tennis balls | Bonking your Cousin | Jack the Ripper Shout-out

2025/10/22

Things get a bit whiffy for Coco and Queera this week on Tart Talk as they investigate the world of perfume; it's history, its purpose and it's effect on society... From Napoleon to Jack the Ripper, they've got it all this week. Including some sound advice for a potential perpetrator of incest in Weybridge. The girls also get some fabulous dating advice from their sponsor of the week in Newcastle.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Bach ft. Paul Foot | The Von Trapp family singers | Hairy face syndrome

2025/10/15

Coco and Queera dive into the world of classical music this week with a little help from their old party chum, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart! They take a confession from a very confused Spaniard regarding sexual attraction to snakes and answer a very neutral question from a Swiss fan regarding the 'Glockenspiel'. Coco and Queera are also joined this week by their classic music exert, the fabulous and incredibly funny; Paul Foot! The iconic comedian joins them to talk all things Bach.

In the Navy: Lady Hamilton | Unhinged Viking behaviour | Bonking Lifeguards

2025/10/08

Coco and Queera take to the high seas in this episode of Tart Talk! Lady Hamilton, Nelson, the vikings; if it happened on water, chances are these girls are going to get wet with them. They call a lucky sponsor in Portsmouth and help a young Canadian girl get her rocks off with the lifeguard of her dreams. This is one Jolly Roger you'll want to sail in!

Two in the Pink: Rococo Paintings | Gay Toothbrushes | The Thunderbirds Scandal

2025/10/01

Coco and Queera delve into the fabulous world of all things PINK this week, and answer the big questions like, 'is pink for girls?' and 'will Mr Blobby make a good husband?' They explore a fabulous artist in this weeks painting of the week; chop off a guilty head in SHAG, MARRY, GUILLOTINE and help a struggling mother with her Childs sexuality.

Chocolate: Aztec Poppers | Belgium? | Gammon thief

2025/09/24

Coco and Queera get knee deep in chocolatey goodness as they explore this much loved food item in today's deep dive. With help from their chocolate expert (Dr. Pino), they explore chocolates historical and sexual relevancy! They call a new sponsor in Belgium, help a struggling Cornish housewife with her baking and come to the aid of a diet cheating vegetarian.

George: Georgian Shag stats | Bag 4 Life | Devonshire duchess

2025/09/17

Coco and Queera explore the Georgieverse this week and delve into one of the nations most iconic names; From George Michael to George III, they have it covered! They also give the honour of sponsorship to an unexpected caller, help a Scottish fan with her kleptomania and blow the lid on the Epstein BBQ sauce scandal.

Gold: Anicnet Woks | Luton Cathedral | UFO’s

2025/09/10

Coco and Queera get shiny as they have a look at Gold in today's deep dive; Why is gold valuable? Did Hernan Cortes like pop music? And who invented the Teflon pan?! All answered in today's deep dive. Coco and Queera also put the topic of Aliens to bed in Queera's questions and help a struggling mother with some much needed parental advice in Coco's confessions.

Pigeons: Queer Pigeon Life | Loch Ness Savile | MG42

2025/09/01

In their very FIRST pilot episode - Coco and Queera deep dive into the world of Pigeons; explore the role of pigeons in WW1, investigate the homosexual lifestyle of pigeons in London's West End and look at the class structure they live by. Coco and Queera also delve deep into the world of The Loch Ness monster in Queera's questions and save a young girl from courting a homosexual in Coco's confessions.