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Michigan’s Upper Peninsula (UP) is known for its breathtaking beauty, wildlife, and a few creatures that can make your skin crawl. But nothing prepares you for an encounter with the infamous UP Tick! Kenn and Ron are joined by guest host George for two unbelievable, laugh-out-loud stories about getting up close and personal with these tiny, blood-sucking invaders. Ron kicks things off with a trip to a remote, off-the-grid hunting cabin where he and his buddies wake up to discover they’re practically covered in ticks. In a panic, they do their best to pick the little critters off before deciding that the best solution is a good old-fashioned wash in the nearby rushing river. And yes, this is happening in the freezing cold of April! But the real fun begins when Ron’s 350-pound friend Eugene returns from his river bath. Knowing Eugene has a reputation for being a little sensitive about his masculinity, Ron can't resist commenting on how good he looks with his body glistening in the sunshine. What follows? An extremely angry Eugene chasing Ron around the cabin while their buddy Vince laughs uncontrollably! Then George shares his own UP adventure. While scouting a potential hunting area with his family, the group gets attacked by ticks. Convinced they've managed to remove every last one, they head off in search of the only restaurant around. Inside the small, local establishment, four big UP lumberjacks are enjoying drinks at the bar while George and his family settle in for a meal. Everything seems perfectly normal until George’s brother heads over to the pool table and suddenly starts screaming, "I've got a tick in my rear end! It's biting me!" He insists George accompany him to the bathroom to help get it out. But when they get inside, things take a turn for the truly bizarre. His brother drops his pants and demands immediate assistance. George is down on his knees trying to locate the offending tick when, at the worst possible moment, one of the lumberjacks walks in! You just can't make this stuff up! Two UP adventures, an army of ticks, one very awkward bathroom encounter, and plenty of laughs. More unbelievable, but absolutely true stories from Boomers on the Edge! Adult themes.Boomer rating: On the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

A business trip with the Buds rarely goes according to plan—and this 1980s adventure takes the craziness to a whole new level! While attending another corporate training session on the East Coast, Ron and a fellow classmate get an invitation they probably should have thought twice about. Their host? The classmate's brother, a member of a major college football team. Before long, Ron and his corporate buddy are out bar-hopping with 18 football players, including the team captain, a wild man known as “Sharky.” What could possibly go wrong? As the crew makes its way from one bar to the next, they stumble into a venue hosting an outrageous 1980s “Hot Legs” contest. Naturally, the football team decides to get in on the action. Suddenly, the night takes a turn for the worse, the state police get involved, and Ron finds himself playing an unexpected role: lawyer for a bunch of out-of-control football players! What follows is a ridiculous, unpredictable night filled with questionable decisions, outrageous antics, and the kind of chaos that could only happen in the wild 1980s. Join the Buds for another unbelievable business trip story. Some business trips you remember for the training. Others? You just hope nobody remembers the rest! Another wild ride from Boomers on the Edge! Adult Themes.Boomer rating: Over the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

You know those classic rock songs from the 60s, 70s, and 80s that everybody loves? The ones we sing in the car, belt out in the shower, and somehow manage to get completely wrong? Well, the Buds are taking a hilarious trip down memory lane to revisit some of the most famous misheard lyrics in rock and roll history! From “Blinded by the Light” to “Muskrat Love,” we’ve all had those moments when we confidently sang the wrong words for years — only to discover that the actual lyrics were something completely different! Kenn and Ron take turns sharing classic rock songs that they, their friends, and probably millions of other people have been singing incorrectly for decades. Here are just a few of the lyrical mix-ups they explore: "Evil Woman” What we hear: “He’s a woman” What they actually sing: “Evil Woman” “Blinded by the Light” What we hear: “Wrapped up like a douche” What they actually sing: “Revved up like a deuce” “The Weight” What we hear: “Take a load of granny” What they actually sing: “Take a load of Fanny” “Muskrat Love” What we hear: “Must grab Sally” What they actually sing: “Muskrat Sally” And that’s just the beginning! Kenn and Ron dig into these and plenty of other songs where the lyrics were so misunderstood, you have to wonder how we ever got through an entire song without realizing we were singing nonsense. Whether you called them misheard lyrics, mondegreens, or just plain old-fashioned singing mistakes, these musical mix-ups are guaranteed to bring back memories and plenty of laughs. Another fun, nostalgic walk down memory lane — Boomers on the Edge style! Because sometimes the best part of a classic rock song is the part you got completely wrong! Turn up the volume, sing along, and enjoy another hilarious trip through the music of our youth with Kenn and Ron on Boomers on the Edge. Adult themes.Boomer rating: On the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

What happens when people decide your property is their property? Kenn and Ron have a few stories to tell! The Buds share some outrageous tales of people trespassing on their property, starting with a group of old-country women who apparently believe picking grape leaves without permission is perfectly acceptable. But that’s just the beginning. Kenn and Ron seem to attract all kinds of characters to their home turf. Then Ron takes things to a whole new level with the ultimate property-invasion story. Imagine coming home after a long, hard day at work, only to discover a full-blown carnival happening on your front lawn! We’re talking a barbecue grill, chaise lounge, screened-in tent, and a whole crew of people enjoying themselves like they own the place. Needless to say, Ron was not amused. And when unexpected guests decide to throw a party on your property, sparks are bound to fly! Join Kenn and Ron for another hilarious collection of unbelievable stories, outrageous characters, and the everyday chaos that makes Boomers on the Edge one wild ride. Because when it comes to property rights, the Buds have a few things to say! Adult themes and language.Boomer rating: On the Edge. Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

HOAs — they’re supposed to keep neighborhoods looking great, protect property values, and make everyone good neighbors. But sometimes, the rules, the neighbors, and a little too much free time create the perfect recipe for craziness! And as you might expect, the Buds have a few HOA stories that prove you can’t make this stuff up. Kenn kicks things off with a winter hockey story that goes from wholesome family fun to a full-blown neighborhood emergency. When he hosts his son’s hockey team for practice on a neighborhood pond, he builds a small fire using a wax log in a mini grill enclosure to keep the boys warm. Sounds harmless, right? Not to one of the HOA’s self-appointed neighborhood spies! Before long, the real police and fire department are called to investigate the pizza-sized “fire.” Kenn is not a happy guy, and this story proves that sometimes the biggest neighborhood threat isn’t the weather — it’s the neighbors! Ron takes the other side of the HOA debate, explaining why these organizations can actually serve a purpose. He tells the story of his friend Eugene, who moves into an exclusive community and decides his lawn would look better with one-foot-tall dandelions! To help Eugene understand the importance of being a good neighbor, Ron shares a news story about a homeowner who took backyard decorations to a whole new level with an obscene, eight-foot pink statue. Yes, you read that right! From neighborhood spies and miniature “fires” to out-of-control lawns and outrageous backyard statues, this episode has everything you love about Boomers on the Edge. You have to hear it to believe it! Another fun time with Kenn and Ron on Boomers on the Edge — where everyday life turns into stories you couldn’t make up if you tried! Adult themes.Boomer rating: On the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

When lightning strikes your house, things can get a little… possessed! One stormy night, Ron’s home became the scene of a full-blown paranormal event—or at least that’s how it seemed after lightning struck the house. Ron has a knack for attracting lightning, and once again, he’s here to tell the tale of one crazy evening when his house appeared to have a mind of its own. What followed was a never-ending parade of eerie sights and unexplained sounds: ·       A microwave oven flashing a spark that looked suspiciously like a hand reaching out from the other side! ·       A garage door that seemed to have a mind of its own! ·       An answering machine that suddenly started speaking in foreign tongues! Was Ron’s house possessed, or was it just a very bad night for electrical equipment? In the spirit of Halloween, join the Buds for another hilarious and spooky personal story from Boomers on the Edge—where sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction, and a lightning strike can turn an ordinary night into a haunted house! Boomer rating: Under the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

The Buds’ police stories continue in the second installment of Police Encounters—and once again, what should have been routine traffic stops turn into stories only the Boomers could tell! Ron recalls getting caught speeding and making the questionable decision to pull into a daycare drop-off lane, hoping the police officer traveling in the opposite direction hadn’t noticed. Spoiler alert: he noticed—and he wasn’t amused. Then Kenn shares an unbelievable story about sitting peacefully at a stoplight when a spider suddenly drops from his visor and lands on his nose. Startled, Kenn accidentally hits the gas instead of the brake, setting off a chain reaction that results in a multi-car accident. But Kenn’s friendly, positive, and courteous conversation with the responding officer takes an unexpected turn. They discover they have several friends in common, and somehow Kenn manages to talk his way out of a ticket. The officer’s explanation? He couldn’t give a ticket to “practically a family member!” Two more police encounters, two unbelievable stories, and plenty of Boomer-style humor. Just another day on the edge with Boomers on the Edge! Boomer rating: Under the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

In the spirit of the 1980s classic America’s Funniest Home Videos, Boomers on the Edge presents Boomers’ Funniest Home Audio—a collection of hilarious stories about accidental mishaps, bad decisions, and the moments when things go spectacularly wrong. Kenn kicks things off with a legendary high-school-era story about a local athlete known for his incredible strength and manliness. One day, he decides to show off his skills by splitting wood with a double-edged axe in the backyard. Everything seems fine—until the axe catches the clothesline, comes flying back, and finds its way directly to his forehead. Not exactly the outcome he had in mind! Ron then shares three unforgettable stories about Eugene, a man whose adventures around vehicles seemed to produce one mishap after another: The Battery Replacement – When Eugene’s SUV battery dies, he figures a boat battery might do the trick. What he forgets is that the battery’s terminals stick up too high. When he closes the hood, they make contact—and the result is an unexpected explosion!The Boat Trailer – While towing a boat, Eugene makes a left turn and suddenly realizes the trailer has other plans. Instead of following the vehicle, it continues straight ahead!Reverse Driving – When Eugene’s transmission gives out, he discovers the only way to get home is to drive in reverse—for miles, with traffic. What could possibly go wrong?This first installment of Boomers’ Funniest Home Audio is just the beginning. Get ready for more crazy stories, accidental mishaps, questionable decisions, and pure Boomer mayhem. Another entertaining episode of Boomers on the Edge—because sometimes the funniest stories are the ones that really happened! Boomer rating: Under the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

When Kenn bought his first home in the 1980s, he quickly discovered that homeownership came with a lot more than a mortgage. Unfortunately, business school—and growing up—had done little to prepare him for the realities of home maintenance! In this episode of Boomers on the Edge, Kenn shares three hilarious stories of learning the hard way: The Auto Shut-Off Valve Faucet – Kenn’s wife asks him to fix a leaky bathroom faucet. Unable to find the shut-off valve under the sink, Kenn assumes these “new homes” must have an automatic shut-off system. He loosens the faucet—and suddenly, a geyser shoots toward the ceiling!Phone Extensions and Electricity – Before cell phones, Kenn decides he needs a phone extension in his finished basement. While working on the phone line, he uses his teeth as a wire stripper, forgetting that phone lines carry a small electrical charge. The result? A shocking experience that sends Kenn screaming—and nearly flying across the room!The Sump Pump and the Flood – After a major storm, water begins backing up in Kenn’s basement and the sump pump refuses to turn on. He grabs a small bucket and starts bailing water by hand. Then his neighbor asks the obvious question: “Did you check the fuse?” Sometimes the solution is a lot simpler than the problem!Three unforgettable home-maintenance disasters, one very inexperienced homeowner, and plenty of laughs. Another hilarious trip down memory lane on Boomers on the Edge!  Boomer rating: On the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

Ron shares another classic 1980s business trip that quickly goes off the rails. While attending training in Atlanta, Ron's buddy Andy convinces him they have to visit the notorious Big Daddy's Plantation Bar. With no rental car and too cheap to take a taxi, they decide riding MARTA across Atlanta is a great idea. What could possibly go wrong? The bar is everything they hoped for—until Andy disappears into the crowd and later reappears drunk with two women from Sweden who offer to drive them back to the train station. If you've listened to Boomers on the Edge, you know that's when the real adventure begins. A supermarket stop, a handgun discovered in the glove compartment, getting thrown out of the car, a late-night MARTA ride through Atlanta, and an intimidating stranger demanding money all combine to make this one unforgettable night. Against all odds, Ron and Andy make it back safely—barely. Just another perfectly normal evening on Boomers on the Edge! Adult themes.Boomer rating: On the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

A lifetime as Boomers has resulted in more than a few encounters with the police. All minor traffic offenses, of course—but in true Boomers on the Edge fashion, the stories are anything but ordinary! Ron kicks things off with a story from the 1980s involving a multi-million-dollar business proposal that had to be delivered across town. Back then, proposals weren’t emailed—they were printed, bound, and delivered the old-fashioned way. After delays from the pricing committee, Ron finds himself printing the proposal at the last minute and attempting to make a 60-minute drive in, well… 45 minutes! The result? A run-in with the police followed by a hilarious court appearance that has become legendary. Then Kenn shares two of his many police encounters. First, there’s the time he decides that at 2:00 AM, with practically nobody on the road, it might be perfectly reasonable to drive down the middle of a divided highway instead of, you know, his actual lane. What could possibly go wrong? In his second story, Kenn gets pulled over and becomes so nervous that when the officer asks for his driver’s license, he accidentally hands him his credit card instead. His two teenage children sitting in the backseat? They erupt in laughter. Just a few of the many unforgettable Boomers on the Edge Police Encounters! And these stories are only the beginning. The police encounters continue in our next episode, Police Encounters 2! More unbelievable stories, questionable decisions, and plenty of laughs from Boomers on the Edge.  Boomer rating: Under the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

The University of Michigan recently announced a new pass/fail grading system for incoming freshmen, saying the goal is to help first-year students acclimate to the demands of college and let intrinsic motivation guide their academic journey. That gets Kenn and Ron thinking: What happened to the way Boomers learned to deal with pressure? Kenn remembers his parents paying him a dollar for every A in elementary school—but being concerned when he brought home a bad citizenship grade. Ron looks back at being a college freshman in 1977, when 18 was still the legal drinking age and nobody was worried about creating an “easy on-ramp” to college life. The Boomers didn’t get participation trophies, pass/fail grades, or much of a transition period. You showed up, figured it out, dealt with the pressure—and sometimes you succeeded and sometimes you failed. So is today’s approach better for students, or are we simply raising a generation that is less prepared to deal with failure and pressure? Another Boomers on the Edge comparison of how things were then… and how they are today. Boomer rating: Under the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

It’s old-school, back-to-school time on Boomers on the Edge as guest host Randy shares a hilarious childhood memory of 1970s fashion, family values, and a very different definition of manliness. With a new school year approaching, Randy’s mom decides it’s time for a fashionable wardrobe update. She proudly picks out a matching pair of purple bell-bottom pants and a stylish wide-collar shirt—an outfit Randy isn't exactly thrilled to wear. Nevertheless, he survives the shopping trip and returns home with his new look in tow. Back at the house, Randy finds his dad and great uncle changing the brakes on a car in the backyard. Eager to show off her son's fashionable new outfit, his mom suggests that Randy go change and model it for them. The reaction? Pure 1970s. Barely looking up from his work, Randy’s dad quips, “I didn’t see a sign that said girls allowed.” Randy’s mom is less than amused, while Randy quietly retreats to change into blue jeans and a T-shirt. When he returns, his dad smiles and says, “Hi Randy!” The family certainly had its own unique view of 1970s manliness. Randy follows up with another unforgettable story—this time about his grandfather attending one of Randy’s wrestling matches. So invested in his grandson's success, Grandpa climbed down from the stands during the match and began demonstrating how Randy could break his opponent’s arm. The referee promptly threw him out. Boomers grew up with a very different set of expectations, rules, and life lessons than kids today. Join us for another wild, nostalgic, and laugh-out-loud tale from Boomers on the Edge! Boomer rating: Under the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

Growing up in the 1970s meant figuring out life with limited information, plenty of imagination, and absolutely no internet to clear things up. In this episode, Kenn shares a coming‑of‑age misunderstanding so perfectly innocent it could only happen in that era. At 13, Kenn was one of the bigger kids on his little league team. One of the “coaches”—really just a 17‑year‑old who hung around—liked to brag about his experiences with his girlfriend. One day, he told Kenn he had “oral sex.” Kenn, unfamiliar with the term, interpreted it literally: they just talked about it. To him, it sounded respectful, mature, even admirable. He was so impressed by this “good guy” behavior that he briefly considered telling his parents about it. Inspired, Kenn began practicing what he thought “oral sex” meant—speaking in a suave, romantic tone, the kind of “pillow talk” he’d heard late‑night radio hosts use on their slow‑jam shows. He wanted to be ready in case he ever needed those skills. Adult themes and language.Boomer rating: Over the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]

Ron shares another unbelievable business story from the 1990s. Back when Detroit Red Wings games at Joe Louis Arena were the hottest ticket in town, Ron invited several executives from one of Detroit’s Big Three automakers to a game in his company’s corporate suite. One executive and his wife were new to Detroit, and she was nervous about visiting downtown, so Ron personally promised to make sure they had a safe evening. While Ron escorted the VP and his wife, team member Harry brought two executives known for their hard-partying ways. Before long, the pair started an argument with guests in the neighboring suite—rumored to be owned by the mafia. Ron quickly smoothed things over and switched hosting duties, asking Harry to take care of the VP and his wife. When the game looked decided, the VP and his wife left early with Harry. An hour later, after the game ended, Ron headed to the parking garage and was stunned to find the VP and his wife still standing there—freezing cold and covered in icicles. "Where's Harry?" Ron asked. They pointed across the garage just as Harry ran by in a panic, yelling, “I can’t find my car! I can’t find my car!” As Harry raced by yet again, the two intoxicated executives suddenly yelled, "There's his car!" Having arrived with Harry earlier, they recognized it immediately. Without hesitation, they took off running, tackled Harry before he could make another lap around the garage and finally reunited him with the vehicle he had been searching for all night. Needless to say, that was the last time the VP and his wife went to Joe Louis Arena! Just another legendary—and completely unbelievable—business-world adventure from Boomers on the Edge. Adult themes and language.Boomer rating: On the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com [email protected]