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Charlie furthers his analysis as to whether pigs are always camping before the boys discuss the magic casino toilets, why ball games are the best and create a new version of rock paper scissors. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/c/andrewandcharlieFOLLOW US ON: @AndrewandCharlie_Investigate @[email protected]

The boys discuss masturbating in the living room, whether Andrew was abused by a costumed figure at a village fair and whether parades are actually for idiots. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

The boys discuss the fortunate rise of Fearne Cotton, a family that can’t stop getting struck by lightning and why children are wearing pointy foam hats in Japan. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

The boys concoct a swingers hotel for men with micropenises and an arthouse film set in a hotel that’s a big beagle. Andrew’s concierge is being mean to him and  Charlie takes us through what role play he would do with his girlfriend in a hotel.

The boys consider how they’d use the red carpet to make a political protest, why cod pieces are best left in the past - and what’s the deal with landfill? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlieFOLLOW US ON: @AndrewandCharlie_Investigate @[email protected]

Whilst attempting to talk about hoaxes, the boys mostly focus on Michael Owen, what would’ve happened if JFK survived as a brain in a jar and why people couldn’t stop sewing things together in the 19th century.

This week the boys tackle food, by considering whether it’s possible to fuse a whale with a rooster, whether or not they’d eat their grandmas and we finally get Charlie's salmon curry recipe.

In an episode that focusses very little on Espionage, the boys discuss a hotel for lizards, Charlie goes for a wee near a man he was trying to buy drugs from - and what’s really going on with dentists? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

The boys discuss whether it’s more impressive to fly to Fiji or crawl to Reading, whether we should go on an expedition with our Dads to an underwater city of dogs, the value of catching crayfish in Medieval ruins - and Charlie takes us on an exploration around the local area. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

In an episode where the boys are deeply out of their natural habit (oink! oink! give us some beers or we’ll cry, guv’nor!), Andrew and Charlie consider how pub toilets have changed to stop gay people having sex in them, why Andrew’s friend is dead and how many people should there be per toilet at any given moment. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

The boys tackle the issue of incarceration by discussing Charlie’s time at a Christian Summer Camp, the entertainment value in forcing inmates to play poker (whilst a bull runs at them) - and consider whether having animal testicles sewn onto you would make you act like that specific animal. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

Charlie is an expert on bedbugs and all worms, Andrew just wanted to learn about bees and we attempt to answer the fundamental question: does bugs have souls? For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

In an emergency podcast recording, the boys are up against the clock to get to the bottom of ghosts, which they achieved by discussing a frog man who likes cucumbers, a woman who married the ghost of captain jack sparrow and the efficacy of 1930s photography. Due to this emergency, this is a mini-investigates, which we couldn't be more sorry for, but we've included our latest patreon as a humble apology. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/c/andrewandcharlie FOLLOW US ON: @AndrewandCharlie_Investigate @[email protected]

The boys get to the bottom of language by working out exactly what makes Winnie a Pooh, why people pretend they can speak Italian after being bonked on the head, and we expose whistling mountain people for the perverts they really are. For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie

The boys discuss whether sharks are hiding in our toilets, whether it’s worth living forever if you’re a 1cm Jellyfish, whether Charlie might be a seal person and are charmed by a fish who’s also an ecclesiastical official For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/andrewandcharlie