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CHRISSY & DB ARE FIFTY SHADES OF F****D UP. That's right, we made it to the first installment of our most anticipated trilogy — Fifty Shades of Grey - starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.  Have a seat, kick your feet up, and make s'mores with us in our preshow, where we'll discuss the latest Disney drama everyone's talking about, and getting ratatouille'd while cucked.  As always, stay until the end to hear about the good and beautiful things happening in our lives — and what's making us happy as we approach the autumn season!

CHRISSY & DB GET SPANKED! Welcome to our second series here on Boiled Milk, where we review kinky, freaky, and undeniably horny hits of this century.  We're kicking off "Chrissy & DB Get Spanked" with a classic — 2002's indie hit — SECRETARY, starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader. This episode, we'll deep dive into the world of power dynamics, awkward but charming lovers, and the effectiveness of a laundromat date.  Don't skip our special pre show where we discuss DB being Chrissy's surrogate … and we have a CRAZY update on the dark world of Disney adults, where one of our listeners wrote in about their personal experience in Golden Oaks.  As always, stay until the end to hear about the good and beautiful things happening in our lives — and what awaits Boiled Milk — a franchise that explores kink, being rich, and being socially awkward.

CHRISSY & DB INVESTIGATE WEIRDOS.  Welcome to our FINAL installment of "Chrissy & DB Go To Hell," where we review Hellraiser (2022), the last film in our beloved franchise to date. This week, we'll deep dive into our first Disney film of the podcast, thirst over femme Pinhead, and say goodbye (for now!) to our freaky deaky first season of Boiled Milk Podcast.  Don't skip our preshow, where we discuss Disney Adults, living at Disney World, and the clear psychiatric complexities that it likely entails. Grab a drink, sit back, and have a laugh with us as we reflect on the journey here, and what comes next.  As always, stay until the end to hear about the good and beautiful things happening in our lives — and what awaits Boiled Milk — a franchise that explores kink, being rich, and being socially awkward.  If you've stuck around this far for the whole Hellraiser franchise, know that you hold a special place in our hearts 🖤

CHRISSY AND DB ARE VOMITING NAKED! Grab your bush and get ready for a new episode of Boiled Milk, where we discuss foreplay, and the barely-a-movie tenth installment in the Hellraiser franchise.  We watched Hellraiser: Judgement, so you don't have to. Hang with us for foreplay talk in our pre-show, and stick around to hear about pig troughs, vomiting, and all kinds of unsavory things left in the absence of Clive Barker.  As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening to us, what's up next, and where we plan to go!

CHRISSY AND DB GO ON A BENDER IN MEXICO It's been a hot minute, and we're back and better than ever to bring you Hellraiser: Revelations.  Buckle up as we take a road trip to Mexico with two of the most forgettable leads in Hellraiser history to discover a new pinhead … who leaves something to be desired.  Whether you're here to discuss our favorite subject: incest — or you're a die hard Hellraiser fan, we're so happy you're back in the studio with us as we break down the 9th installment in our "Chrissy & DB Go To Hell" series.  As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening to us, what's on the horizon, and our undying pursuit of homosexuality!

CHRISSY AND DB ARE NOT IN THE MATRIX. We're back to hell, digging deeper into our Hellraiser franchise. This episode, we cover HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD, a movie that does not feature Keanu Reeves. Sit with us as we talk about pus, have a little laugh, and spend an exorbitant amount of time discussing sucking Henry Cavill. Listen to us find the parallels between the saw franchise, Vincent Price films, and callbacks to earlier Hellraiser movies.  As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening to us, what's on the horizon, and discussing the importance of giving things a chance!

CHRISSY AND DB ARE SUCKING TOES … AND CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY! On this very special birthday episode, we're celebrating Chrissy! Join us for a jerk off-season episode, where we review Chrissy's pick, and get down and dirty talkin' about feet.  Grab a beverage, stay awhile, and have some laughs with us as we break down the Yorgos Lanthimos classic — The Killing of a Sacred Deer.  As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening to us, what's on the horizon, and discussing the importance of friendship.

CHRISSY AND DB MADE SOME FRIENDS!  We're back and hornier than ever for a FOURSOME! This super special episode features our first ever guests, the scare boys, Jeremy & Brandy Joe from the Scaring is Sharing podcast.  Join us as we talk about pajamas, Godzilla, porn, and all the other shenanigans we got up to between episodes.  This week, we're covering girlhood classics, "Gone Girl" and "The Housemaid" starring some of our favorite badass blondes.  Make sure to stay to the end to hear what good things happened to us this week, celebrating our friendship, and celebrating sobriety!

CHRISSY AND DB ARE HALLUCINATING HOT NURSES We're back for Hellraiser: Hellseeker — ready to plan some crimes with our coworkers and discuss pinhead and the cenobites.  This episode we're back with Kirsty Cotton, our original Hellraiser babe and favorite final girl. In typical hellraiser fashion, we have severed limbs, mysterious hallucinations, and a*****e boyfriends.  As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening this week, what we've been up to, and what we have in store.

Chrissy & DB are celebrating birthdays in a basement.  On this special birthday episode, DB chains chrissy up in her basement to watch and review the 2019 "Villains" starring Bill Skarsgård and Maika Monroe.  Get kinky, get weird, maybe get a little bit gross with us as we celebrate the birth of disaster baby.  This episode we talk old people, mommy kinks, and selling sea shells by the sea shore.  As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening this week, what we've been up to, and what we have in store.

CHRISSY AND ELLE ARE IN GROUNDHOG DAY HELL  This episode, we talk about showing hole. Sit down or skip through our most diabolically unhinged pre-show banter yet, and feel free to let us know your thoughts.  Join two Scott Derrickson supporters as we deep dive into Hellraiser V: Inferno. We discuss severed child fingers, being a bad husband, and the other dos and don't's of grotey 2000's crime thrillers.  As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening this week, what we've been up to, and what we have in store.

CHRISSY & DB GIVE YOU THEIR TOPS AND BOTTOMS On this super special new years - new us episode, we recap our top 5, and bottom 5 horror films of 2025. We tell you what we loved, what we hated, and who we think are the most notable names in the top and bottom communities.  Join us for a rollercoaster of an episode involving toes, chewing on objects that shouldn't be chewed on, sweaty men, and all the year's scariest toys.  As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening this week, what we've been up to, and what we have in store.

Chrissy & DB are drinking milk.  For this holiday Christmas special, we take a deep dive into Halina Reijn's Babygirl. Get facedown on your stomach and prepare to get kinky, weird, and maybe even a little gross with us this Christmas.  We also cover what's what in pop culture right now — Amanda Seyfried being a hater, Katy O'Brian being one of the hottest Hollywood faces, Euphoria's return, and the two hottest hockey players that everyone is talking about.  Thank you for a very special winter of boiled milk, and have a very merry whatever holiday you celebrate.  As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening this week, what we've been up to, and what we have in store.

CHRISSY & DB GO TO SPACE  This episode, we unpack Hellraiser IV: Bloodline with VERY pliant fingers.  Grab a blanket and curl up with us as we discuss our holly jolly rankings of bangable holiday figures, and who killed Tupac & The Notorious B.I.G. We may even release a sneak peak about what Boiled Milk has in its stocking for the rest of the season.  Take a journey to 1600s France and outer space with us as we find out what shenanigans pinhead and his cenobites are up to this installment. We get a twisty twin cenobite and Adam Scott as a long-haired submissive!  As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening this week, what we've been up to, and what we have in store.

CHRISSY & DB ARE CITY GIRLS On this episode, we cover Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth — the third installment in our "Chrissy & DB go to hell" series. We do our best to break down its non existence plot, and of course, rank the new cenobites based on fuckability.  On this episode, we discuss meat spatulas, White House blowjobs, Netflix's Frankenstein, and what silly goofy shit we've gotten up to since our last recording.  As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening this week, what's got us excited, and another inside look into our weird girl friendship.