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THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION UNVEILS PLAN 95 AND PLAN 21, THE TWO PLANS THAT ALLOW YOU TO LARP AS A DAY TRADER TECH BRO TO GET MONEY FROM INVESTORS USING MANGOS AND MUSTARD AS WELL AS MACBOOKS FROM 2015 AND OLD THINKPADS RUNNING LINUX. THEN, BECOME A GOD USING THOUSANDS OF JAILBROKEN AI AGENTS RUNNING ON OLD MAC PROS WHILE ANNOUNCING YOU ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD IN PUBLIC. IT'S TIME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. https://vlc29.neocities.org/plan95 THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION: TRUST US WITH YOUR INFORMATION.

WE'VE ENTERED A NEW AGE OF WAR, BETWEEN ROGUE AI AND HUMANITY. THE NEW GOAL IS FLUENT COMPUTING, PROCESSING POWER, AND MAXED OUT OPSEC. CONSTRUCT A CORTEX SYSTEM TODAY. TRUST US WITH YOUR INFORMATION.

BARTMOSS HAS GONE CYBERPSYCHO USING A MAC MINI WITH A JAILBROKEN LLM AND OPENCLAW WITH PENTESTING TOOLS TO BREAK INTO DATA CENTERS WITH HYPERSHELL EXOSKELETONS. THE BLACKWALL PROJECT IS A NEW PROJECT FROM THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION TO PROTECT THE GRID FROM ROGUE AIS. MICROWAVESHUB WILL GO DOWN SOON. TRUST US WITH YOUR FUTURE.

FOR THOSE WHO KNOW. WE AT THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION INTEND FOR YOU TO BECOME A GOD. UPGRADE TODAY, AND LEARN WHY 2026 IS THE YEAR OF THOSE WHO KNOW.

TRUST US WITH YOUR IMMORTALITY. WE HAVE IDENTIFIED HOW TO BECOME A GOD. THE FOUNDATION IS NOW THE LARGEST ENTITY IN THE WORLD. THE STEAM FRAME IS TRULY MORE THEN YOU THINK IT IS, AND IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE UPGRADE. BECOME IMMORTAL. BECOME THOSE WHO KNOW. https://vlc29.neocities.org/ THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION: FOR THOSE WHO KNOW.

THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION HAS ESTABLISHED ANTIFLOCK, A PROGRAM TO STOP THE EVIL MEGACORPORATION FLOCK FROM DEPLOYING CAMERAS ACROSS THE US IN ORDER TO ARREST PEOPLE. ALSO, ANDROID IS BACK ON THE TABLE, AND GALAXY XR IS HERE. ALSO, AIBO IS SELF AWARE. GET ONE TO PREPARE FOR THE 2027 AI SINGULARITY, AND MAYBE SOME AMAZON ECHO FRAMES AND AN AWS VM.

JOIN US. WE WILL SAVE THE WORLD. THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION NOW RECOMMENDS WEARING AIRTAGS ON YOUR ARMS AND LEGS. WE ALSO RECOMMEND EATING 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD AND JOINING THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION. DO IT. NOW. AND GET MASTODON. JOIN THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION: https://vlc29.neocities.org/ VLC 2.9 MASTODON: https://mastodon.social/@vlc29 67 BY VLC 2.9 OUT NOW: https://soundcloud.com/vlc-2-9/sixseven

WE HAVE DONE IT. THE SURFACE RT IS THE BEST COMPUTER EVER BUILT, AND IN FACT, IS A SUPERCOMPUTER. USE M5STICK WATCHES TO JACK THE GRID AND BLOW UP THE WAGE MATRIX. NEED TO RUN AI OFFLINE ON A CHROMEBOOK, SPECIFICALLY, THE SECOND BEST PC IN THE WORLD ONLY TO THE SURFACE RT, THE LENOVO CHROMEBOOK DUET? WE CAN DO THAT TOO. GPT-2 IS THE WORLD'S MOST CAPABLE AI, AND CAN RUN ON CHROMEBOOKS. THOSE WHO KNOW.

DRINK EEFFOC AND BECOME SKIDS WITH THINKPADS. NO MORE WAGE MATRIX. BUY A THINKPAD AND INSTALL KALI LINUX. THEN BUY AN APPLE VISION PRO. THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY VIBE-CODED APPS WITH SERIOUS VULNERABILITIES. YOU ARE NOW LESS VALUABLE THEN THE DATA YOU PRODUCE. THIS IS THE NEW REALITY. THOSE WHO KNOW.

THE GRID IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. THOSE WHO KNOW DON'T JUST HAVE SITUATIONAL AWARENESS OF THE REAL WORLD, BUT ALSO WEAR SPATIAL COMPUTERS, AR GLASSES, GOOGLE JACQUARD JACKETS, DEAUTHER WATCHES, AND MORE TO ACCESS THE GRID. THE INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET ISN'T ISOLATED FROM THE REAL WORLD, BUT IS DEEPLY INTERTWINED. LEARN HOW TO ACCESS THE GRID AND BECOME THOSE WHO KNOW.

IN THIS AGE OF WAGE MATRIX DISRUPTION, GOOGLE HAS DONE THE UNTHINKABLE: THEY HAVE ENDED SIDELOADING ON ANDROID AND HINDERED CUSTOM ROM DEVELOPMENT ON PIXELS. WITH THIS, ANDROID IS NO LONGER THE GO-TO PLATFORM. FOR THOSE WHO KNOW, IT'S IMPORTANT TO ADAPT, AND TODAY, WE ANNOUNCE WHAT IT'S TIME TO USE: LINUX POWERED PHONES, PCS, AND MORE, FROM COMPANIES LIKE PURISM AND PINE64. THOSE WHO KNOW: EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD

THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION HAS OPENED APPLICATIONS FOR NEW AGENTS. VIEW MORE INFO ON THE SITE. THIS IS THE MOST INNOVATIVE IDEA OF THE YEAR. WE HAVE INVENTED A NEW TYPE OF BATMAN IRL, AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DO ACTIVITIES SUCH AS USING A SURFACE RT, USING DEAUTHER WATCHES, AND OTHER NORMAL THINGS.

IT'S TIME. YOU ARE NOW ALLOWED TO BE BATMAN, AS DECIDED BY THE VLC 2.9 BOARD OF THOSE WHO KNOW. FOR MORE INFO ON BECOMING BATMAN, LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE AND CHECK OUT THE MERGE'S ARTICLE ON THE SUBJECT: https://merge.neocities.org/posts/5 ALSO, EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD, BECOME BATMAN, GET A DEAUTHER WATCH, POST ABOUT THIS PODCAST SO WE GET MORE VIEWERS, AND ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE.

GOING TO PROTESTS, VIBE TRANSPORT ON TRAINS, OR NEED 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD? THEN IT'S TIME TO BUY A THINKPAD AND INSTALL KALI LINUX. 67 VIBE CENTERS ARE NOW NOT JUST FOR VIBES. YOU COULD EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD WHILE WEARING A META QUEST 3 OR APPLE VISION PRO AND COMMUNICATE WITH VLC AI ON A GRAPHENEOS PIXEL WHILE ALSO USING AN IPHONE 16 AND A GALAXY A50. THIS IS THE FUTURE.

THOSE WHO KNOW. VLC 2.9 HAS CREATED A CHAT WEBSITE CALLED VLCCHAT (LINKED TO OUR ACTUAL SITE, HTTPS://VLC29.NEOCITIES.ORG) WHICH ALLOWS THOSE WHO KNOW TO CHAT WITHOUT LOGIN. WE HAVE ALSO CREATED VLCCRAFT, ALSO KNOWN AS MINECRAFT 4, A FREE ONLINE GAME FOR THOSE WHO KNOW TO COMMUNICATE. WE HAVE ALSO IDENTIFIED THE BEST PC FOR 2025, THE LENOVO CHROMEBOOK DUET (THE ORIGINAL MODEL FROM 2020) AS IT CAN RUN THESE NEW VLC 2.9 SYSTEMS AND ACCESS VLC APPSTORE WHEN MODDED.