Advertise on podcast: Enchanted Audio

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3

Thank you all for your patience and support and love and kindness! So excited to finish out this story with you all ♥️

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3

The title literally says it all... Enjoy this short crack fic written by me for Steph's amazing Christmas Crack Collection - A Superfluous Fest. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75317291 Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3

A silver spoon spins to decide Hermione's fate... Will she marry Theodore Nott or Draco Malfoy? But the portraits of dead wives whisper ancient secrets, and Hermione learns to turn tradition into poison. Theodore calls her his prize. Draco calls her his obsession. The wizarding world will call her the Black Widow of the Sacred Twenty-Eight. She'll bury them both before they can bury her. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74370866 Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠AO3

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3

TRYING A POLL FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THIS POST! GO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SUPPORTING CHARACTER! Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch. Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. Warnings: - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story. - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive. - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent. - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution. Originally posted as a written work on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Like the podfic and/or want to check out my other works? Follow me on: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AO3