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Happy Halloween! For the first of our two spooky season picks, we head back to October 31, 1992, to relive the one and only broadcast of Ghostwatch. Join as we investigate whether it's janky as old pipes, or if everything comes together as one glorious whole.

So ... families can be hell. And that's really all we can say without spoilers. We will be unleashing all the spoilers in the episode however, so if you don't want to know what happens - please listen anyway. We're trying to get an audience here, man.

We're joined by Ben Hollingum, a senior editor at Guinness World Records, to look at the horror cinema that brutally slashed, hacked and gouged through the competition to come out on top. In a record-achieving sense.

Let the games begin! Cute family guy Vladdy is just trying to go about his business in Transylvania Town and put his impaling era behind him. But there's trouble on the horizon, with Turkish barbarians springing up everywhere, ready to trim the teen boy population.

We get hot under the collars and worried that a psychiatrist might be listening - just kidding, we'd be happy for any f*ck*r to be listening - as we make our picks of the horror movies with the most potent sexual crackle.

We're hoping for a truly transformative experience from Vicki's pick for this episode - not least because one of its stars comes from our neck of the woods and might even have issued the occasional 'Eee!' in real life

As Amity Island is menaced by a Great White Shark for a second time in the smoke-raddled 70s, we ponder what Chief Brody can learn from Madonna, whether the scar-faced shark is the girlfriend of that one in the first film, and why so many boomers on Facebook groups have it in for Jackie.

We discuss our picks for the horror movies we'd put on when we're feeling a little delicate and dehydrated

Friend of the pod Emma is back and has extended us an invite to Midsommar. Apparently there's loads of tea to be had - count us in!

We glam up 60s-style for a series of dream nights out in sleazy, sexy Soho. But just when we think we've met a groovy geezer, we get ghosted!

Art the Clown is a real side-splitter - and if only it stopped there. Us party gals compare notes as we sober ourselves up with a slice of pizza.

We take a whistlestop tour of horror movies that are popularly believed to be cursed - and sort out that whole 'Mandela Effect' thing along the way

Ping! Another episode is ready for your consumption. Will Microwave Massacre be a quick, cheeky treat or underheated slop that leaves a bad taste?

New York, New York - it's a hell of town. We break our silence on this apocalyptic horror franchise with a look at the third but also first chapter.

We pack our toothbrushes, timber allergy pills and mosquito repellent to pay a visit to Black Lake - and our headlines are gonna need to be sharp and snappy for this one. You know, cos it's about a crocodile and that.