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Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode, the hosts cover a wide-ranging mix of topics with their signature unfiltered banter. They kick things off swapping backyard rat and possum encounters, then dive into a heated debate over whether James Bond drinks vodka or gin martinis — complete with a correction from the previous episode. From there, they dig into cancel culture, the state of modern standup comedy versus the old greats like Seinfeld, Chappelle, and Carlin, and the challenges of performing live with nothing but a mic and your wits. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn with first-time drinking stories, including the unforgettable tale of a local small person stealing someone's shoes off a front lawn. They rant about picky eaters who order plain burgers at nice restaurants, share a story about a US Pacific Commander they personally knew who ended up on the cover of Time Magazine, discuss the phenomenon of "gooning," and wrap up buzzing about their new studio setup going live with video and YouTube.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of Too Old To Care, the hosts excitedly discuss plans to convert the bottom floor of a townhouse into a dedicated podcast studio, complete with OBS recording for vertical Instagram reels and easier clipping. They recount a serendipitous "gay day" shopping trip to IKEA, HomeGoods, Total Wine, and Home Depot, where they scored a discounted couch with only a minor butt stain. Martinis become a running theme, with one host discovering a love for dirty vodka martinis after trying them at a resort. The conversation takes several turns — from debating why missionary position gets an unfair bad rap and how rising costs make dating prohibitively expensive for young people, to raving about underrated movie soundtracks like Fight Club's Dust Brothers score. They also dig into social media commentary culture, DJ pricing strategies (charging more to work less vs. charging less to book more), a bizarre story about a man who set himself on fire at an adult emporium, and an emotional moment reflecting on the search dogs of 9/11 who developed PTSD from finding so many bodies. Throughout, the hosts balance crude humor with genuine camaraderie, wrapping up by joking about the new studio becoming a drunken solo podcast operation.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this nostalgia-heavy episode, the hosts kick things off with a humorous deep-dive into "wet face" skincare culture before pivoting to retro gaming memories spanning Atari, NES, N64, Dreamcast, and Xbox. Both hosts get vulnerable sharing their first panic attack experiences — one at a Las Vegas restaurant, the other at a gym pool — and discuss grounding techniques like the five-senses method. The conversation meanders through a wild rabbit-skull-and-crow story, a debate about whether AI will actually take over the world, and a heated argument over whether the retro console they watched a restoration video for was a Dreamcast or Sega Saturn. They round out the episode reminiscing about Jurassic Park's groundbreaking CGI, 4K Blu-ray remastering, Jim Carrey's filmography, the Farrelly Brothers' comedies, and the complexities of organized religion — all with their signature blend of absurdity and genuine reflection.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of We're Too F*****g Old to Care, Shony and Bradley kick things off debating Von Dutch shorts and the politics of showering (or not showering). The conversation meanders through Waymo self-driving cars and a dubious retirement plan involving insurance fraud, the lost art of texting without emojis and pager codes, and whether Hilary Duff's "too nice" complaint reveals a broader truth about dating dynamics. The duo also covers Shony's behind-the-scenes trip to a Hollywood reality show set, security theater at Universal CityWalk, California's restrictive gun laws versus open-carry states, the deceptive wizardry of hotel photographers, and a listener email from a Vegas wastewater worker that goes from hilarious to horrifying in one sentence.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode, the guys kick things off commiserating about the brutal San Diego heat wave, skyrocketing AC bills, and how a city with near-perfect weather is completely unequipped to handle 90-degree days. They discuss the commodification of hobbies — from Pokemon card-flipping adults at grocery store vending machines to the loss of magic in collecting — before diving into the controversial Callaway golf ad and Target's shockingly racist Halloween costume. A harrowing tale of a Tesla running on 0% battery through San Diego traffic keeps things tense, followed by nostalgic and cautionary stories about sketchy trips to Tijuana. The conversation takes a darker turn reflecting on the deaths of Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell, the dangers of stopping to help stranded strangers, and whether we even know what's real anymore in an era of rage bait and renamed bodies of water. In-N-Out's ingredient overhaul gets some love, a fan of the podcast gets a shoutout, and the age-old debate over the straightest way to apply chapstick is definitively settled.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys kick things off with a deep dive into the mystery of dog hair weaving through laundry fabric, which spirals into a debate about sweatpants, laundry hacks, and walk-in closets with ocean views. From there, they swap stories about coked-out promoters promising to "takeover downtown," a Hollywood artist pool party full of name-droppers, and the fine art of developing a b******t detector in your 40s. The conversation takes a turn into testosterone replacement therapy, including the VA's questionable offerings and whether it's worth $200 a month. Other highlights include self-driving cars and Waymo sightings in San Diego, a Sonos speaker saying "Jesus Christ" on its own, Harry Potter spells that actually work on Siri, dyed gender-reveal doves, the irony of punk rock fashion requiring two hours of prep, a $65 4K Blu-ray of SLC Punk!, and a passionate debate about ranch dressing, leftovers, and whether you'd start with the dick in a survival cannibalism scenario.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this wide-ranging episode, the hosts kick things off with an unexpectedly deep dive into bathroom habits, bidets, and the art of the quick poop. The conversation evolves into a candid discussion about choosing not to have kids, the realities of caring for aging family members across different cultures, and the unglamorous side of getting older. They pivot to lighter topics with a debate over whether movies are actually getting worse, why X Games no longer impress, and a breakdown of the Travis Barker documentary — including the eerie signs before his infamous plane crash. The episode wraps with observations on San Diego's growing graffiti problem, the Kardashians' massive Instagram empires, electric car charging woes with a stubborn boomer dad, and the sad phenomenon of miserable couples sitting in silence at brunch.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys roll in sleep-deprived after separate late Friday nights — one at a Paul Van Dyk show in a literal mall nightclub, the other closing down Little Italy bars until 3:30 AM. From there, the conversation pinballs through generational slang, the indignity of getting carded in your 40s, a $44 surprise whiskey, and a Japan-era dick piercing story that goes exactly where you think it does. They debate needle-in-the-eye vs. needle-in-the-dick, rant about In-N-Out peppers that double as laxatives, weigh in on internet mobs doxxing the wrong guy after the Idaho shooting, and declare the E. coli lettuce outbreak the "Salad Pandemic." The episode closes with a genuinely solid pitch for a service dog trained to bite you off your phone when you've been doom scrolling too long.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Episode 33 is a wide-ranging hang between two friends who bounce from music rabbit holes (shoegaze phases, the death of country music's rebel soul) to a Vegas trip recap — 110-degree heat, roulette chips disappearing in minutes, and an elaborate prank on their friend Scoop involving a fake language barrier. Back home, they work through their notes: rising cholesterol levels and the anxiety spiral that follows, birthday dinner surprises, the great couch debate (too low, falling apart, La-Z-Boy temptations), and an extended rant on freeway merge etiquette and whether your driving style reflects your character. They also cover online vs. real-life behavior, Scoop's intimidating size and gentle nature, a rescued alligator lizard named Lizzy who lives in a tank and disappears for months at a time, and the podcast's growing streaming presence. The episode closes with the main event: one of the hosts announces he finally tried pegging, which kicks off a surprisingly thoughtful (and very unfiltered) conversation about masculinity, sexuality, and why washing your ass doesn't make you gay.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of Too Old To Care, Shony and Bradley bounce through a wide range of topics with their usual unfiltered energy. They kick things off ranting about people with zero spatial awareness before Shony opens up about life after his 10-year relationship — explaining why he's genuinely enjoying being single rather than looking for the next thing. The guys swap stories about Onewheel wipeouts (shoutout to listener Chooch and his cracked helmet), debate peanut allergies and picky eaters, and react to a scammer who tried to squeeze $20 out of them by claiming a deceased relative was the subject of one of their reels. They also go deep on the psychology of 99-cent pricing, cheating in relationships, and the universal experience of drifting apart from old friends as you get older.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and schoeny shoot the shit in the TTG studio covering everything from Tesla hate on first dates and Cybertruck takes, to heartfelt advice for a shy 17-year-old listener navigating his first breakup and social anxiety. Along the way they get into pegging season, tattoo pain tolerance, the Guy Fieri food-spitting theory, a phone scammer who almost fooled them, shrinkflation in IPA cans, and the time one host nearly went to war with the Navajo tribe over a broken DJ contract to play emo music on a reservation.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Two buddies shoot the breeze for 78 minutes in a wide-ranging hang session. They kick things off debating Tarantino's filmography — from Pulp Fiction to Reservoir Dogs to The Hateful Eight — then spiral into the CGI history of Jurassic Park and a heated disagreement over the Korean monster movie "The Host." The conversation shifts to a chaotic surprise birthday dinner at the Turf Club, where the staff killed the vibe and an unwanted guest got relentlessly roasted. From there it's pure free association: soccer's flopping epidemic, shirtless DJ culture, Snapchat's ugly AR glasses, a $60 porcelain mug from Palm Springs, a personal anti-choking device purchase, White Monster energy drinks, and a nightmare return shipment to Latvia. They wrap up with a win at a local mineral show and a Karate Kid rewatch revelation — Daniel-san might actually be the villain.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of Too Old To Care, the crew welcomes guest Dominic and kicks things off with a surprisingly deep dive into deodorant — why it's gotten so expensive, and why Dom stopped wearing it altogether after developing an allergy. The conversation shifts to a passionate debate about the state of DJ culture, sparked by a viral Facebook rant: are today's DJs more concerned with Instagram clout than actual skill? The guys share personal stories from their DJ careers and lament how rave culture has gone from underground roots to influencer fashion show. They play a round of "Ask a Black Guy," covering everything from why Black guys love Chrysler 300s to durags and double socks. Dom's friend's story about accidentally sneaking onto the Coronado NASCAR track after a late-night DJ set gets the whole crew rolling. The episode wraps up with detours through Burning Man logistics, Lake Mead's mob history, a pastor who pushed his wife off a cliff, and a candid conversation about, let's say, advanced intimacy techniques.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys react to their moms getting into AI, debate the impact of porn on relationships, call out tipping culture spiraling out of control due to iPad payment prompts, discuss toxic red-pill content spreading online, hatch a plan to take on the OB Noodle House pho challenge, and break down the absurdity of American healthcare costs — highlighted by a surgeon who earned just $48 on Christmas and a patient hit with a $66,000 overnight hospital bill.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Two friends spend a rambling two-hour session covering: touchscreen frustration, Instagram's predatory ad design, AI making us dumber (or not), a Reddit post about someone "discovering" their own brain, a possible porn shoot in the neighboring office building, exploring abandoned places in California, the Salton Sea, wombat cube poop, Boy Scouts being the only legal flag burners in America, Ron Jeremy's extensive criminal charges, military sexual assault, Ray-Ban Meta glasses running out of time before boomers catch on, people who don't wear seatbelts in Ubers, a Tesla self-driving sex creator, and the glory of banter — particularly with a new girlfriend from New York.