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Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

Questionable holes, lots of taste testing, chicken math, and a roadside motel straight out of a horror movie. 🤣 Just another perfectly normal night at High Ramblings! 👀 Whitney came in HOT with a TikTok she couldn’t WAIT to talk about. Some things just shouldn’t go where people put them. 🫣 🍉 We sampled Adventrue Raspberry Watermelon gummies and a Delta Passion Fruit drink. Plus, we survived a weekend experiment with Strawberry Liquid Lava 500mg… split THREE ways because we do occasionally make responsible decisions. 😂 🐓 Another chicken check-in, because apparently this is a poultry podcast now. 📱 Whitney found an Instagram game that went absolutely nowhere, followed by a disturbing story that may or may not even be real. WTF?! 🫠 Then Reddit brought the embarrassment, and true roadside motel stories. No scripts. No experts. Just questionable decisions and a concerning search history. 👽 🍹 Drink Responsibly and Ramble Irresponsibly! Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

Creepy Airbnb, frozen dead people, turtles in t*****s, and Captain Crunch will NEVER be the same. 🤣 🏠 An Airbnb story that’ll have you thinking you’ve seen this horror movie before… 🍒 We sampled Goodland’s Cherry Pie 🧊 Apparently you can freeze your dead body and hope science can bring you back in the future. WHAT?! 🐢 TSA confirmed that your bra is NOT an emotional support turtle carrier. 🥣 And Reddit sent us down a rabbit hole that completely RUINED Captain Crunch. No scripts. No experts. Just questionable decisions and a concerning search history. 👽 🍹 Drink Responsibly and Ramble Irresponsibly! Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

Someone might be living in your house, Whitney has a chicken addiction, and apparently anything can be a conspiracy theory if you can sell it. 💀🤣 Just another perfectly normal episode of High Ramblings! 🏠 We kicked things off talking about Phrogging… and now every creak in the house is suspicious. 👀 🍑 We sampled Cheech & Chong’s Cheeches Peaches drink and Cheeched Gummies because… research, obviously. 😬 Then came a super glue story that’ll have you clenching. 🐓 Whitney’s chicken math has officially gotten out of hand. But seriously… HOW MANY CHICKENS IS TOO MANY?! Asking for a friend. 👀 🌧️ We stumbled into a rain conspiracy that had us questioning what the actual f**k people are thinking. And we wrapped it all up with an Am I the A*****e featuring the infamous Pea Shooter from a previous episode. 😂 No scripts. No experts. Just two girls, questionable decisions, and a concerning search history. Drink Responsibly and Ramble Irresponsibly Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

Sometimes you just have to know when to stop trying to contain the explosion. 🥴😂 We started this episode with a forgotten-in-the-freezer Bloom exploding directly into Whitney’s face… followed by the realization that putting your mouth over it was NOT the solution. 💀 From there, we taught you about a bizarre frog 🐸, tried Torch Blue Razz Lemonade—which is apparently perfect for anyone who enjoys voluntarily assaulting their taste buds with sour things—and talked The Last House without spoiling it! And after the never-ending Chicken Coop Extravaganza… WHITNEY FINALLY GOT HER CHICKENS! 🐥🙌 Plus, obviously, enough random side quests to make us forget how we got there. Drink Responsibly & Ramble Irresponsibly✌🏻 Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

Nothing says “family bonding” quite like Whitney’s Chicken Coop Extravaganza. 🐔🔨😂 At least, that’s what her husband is calling it… Technology betrayed us AGAIN, but it resulted in Whit getting a new headset and suddenly understanding what she imagines it’s like to get hearing aids for the first time. 🤣 We judged some absolutely WILD Reddit stories by their titles alone, continued our mission to teach you sea-creature facts you never asked for, and tackled a very important question: 🦈 ARE SHARKS OLDER THAN TREES?! 🌳🤯 And because apparently we enjoy making questionable decisions, we tried a new Goodland 100mg drink. 👀 Come for the facts. Stay for the side quests. Leave slightly more concerned about our search histories. Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

We learned some things this week that we absolutely did NOT need to know… so obviously, now you have to know them too. 😂 There’s a headless chicken monster that ISN’T EVEN A CHICKEN?! We tried our very first listener drink suggestion 🍹 and discovered some absolutely unhinged words that could technically be baby names. Then pelvic floor therapy sent us down a whole different road, Whit discovered she’s apparently in a step competition she never signed up for, and somehow we ended the night learning about SCORPION SMOKING. 🦂🥴 Just another educational episode of High Ramblings. We’re basically a public service at this point. 🤣 Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

🎙️ Episode 31: Platypussies 🎙️ Whitney came in with corrections from last week’s octopus rabbit hole… and things only got weirder from there. 🐙🤣 This week we somehow spiraled into:
🦒 Wild giraffe fact.
🪱 Sea worms that left us questioning everything.
🦆 The most ridiculous platypus fact that introduced us to a brand-new term for a group of bitches. 🤯
🥭 We tried Señorita Mango Margarita.
🌹 Learned how to keep your roses and carnations alive longer.
🩸 Found out why Victorian women may have actually looked forward to their periods. (Yep… you read that right.)
📱 And wrapped things up with some Reddit stories. If Whitney’s algorithm keeps feeding her animal mating facts… we’re all in trouble. 😂 Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

We lost control before we even got started… and honestly, it never recovered. 😂 🚽 TikTok port-a-potties.
🪴 Cass may or may not be banned from buying more plants. (Take a guess how many she owns now. 🌿)
🍹 We tried Sex on the Beach.
💧 Whit asked a question that completely derailed us: Is water wet?
🐙 Then she fell down another rabbit hole and taught us some absolutely WILD octopus facts.
🪚 Oh… and do you know what chainsaws were originally invented for in the 1700s? We do now… and we kind of wish we didn’t. 🥴 If someone ever looked through Whitney’s search history, they’d either think she needed help… or they’d say, “Yep, that tracks.” 🤣 Life will f**k you up, but a laugh is all you got. Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

This episode started with… well… 😅 We forgot to mic check, so Whitney sounds like she’s giving a Netflix prison interview for the first half. Bear with us—it gets better, and it’s absolutely worth it. 😂 This week’s chaos includes:
👽 Alien Tinder became a real conversation.
🚪 The LDS missionaries are determined to save Whitney’s neighborhood… and she’s officially over it.
⚔️ Aubrey learned that Valhalla is basically heaven for the cool kids.
🥤 We tried the last VARIN flavor.
🤯 Swapped some wild true facts and, naturally, took way too many side quests. No scripts. No experts. Just two friends rambling their way through another episode. Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

We promise the title makes sense… eventually. 😂 This week we tackled Whit’s World Cup FOMO, debated whether bug spray works on insectoid aliens (and if bugs feel pain 😅), recapped our camping trip, sampled Manhappiness Blueberry Raspberry, and somehow ended the night reading the most unhinged kids’ book titles we’ve ever seen. As always, we took way more side quests than planned. Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

This week started with work-appropriate AI jokes… and somehow ended with survival movies, watermelon booty holes, and poop guzzlers. 🤦‍♀️😂 Here’s what we rambled about: 🐦 Learned how birds actually pee. 🪴 Plant Bingo has us wanting to propagate EVERYTHING. 🤣 Whit gave Cass a brand-new nickname. 🎲 We found a new game from a comedian that we have to try. 🥥 Tried VARIN Coconut Wave and it’s officially a 10/10! 💩 A wild poop news story introduced us to the “Poop Gugglers”… until we realized the word was actually Guzzlers. Oops. 📺 Went down the rabbit hole with the 2-hour YouTube documentary about Taylor from Maternal Instinct and discovered all the things Netflix left out. 🍉 Learned how to pick the perfect watermelon… which somehow led to discussing why it’s the only booty hole we’ll willingly eat. 🤣 🛒 We also decided we’d rather not fit in too well at our local ghetto Walmart. 🐱 Whit’s husband compared our comedy to “a cat trying to find its way out of a paper bag,” and honestly… he’s probably not wrong. 🏕️ Chatted about our upcoming camping trip. 🎬 Wrapped things up debating whether we’d actually survive a movie like Apex. As always, one conversation turned into twenty side quests, and somehow it all made perfect sense… to us anyway. 😂 Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

This week on High Ramblings, we took a trip down memory lane and discussed how our episode titles went from 0–100. Two things are certain… Banjo String still sends us every single time 😂 and if you ever need a good laugh, just go read our titles. 🥤 We also tried a brand-new, healthier THC drink from VARIN, a company that just launched in January 2026. ⚡ Cass is currently plotting a full-on Palpatine-style attack against Whit, while Whit provided a detailed survival checklist to make sure Cass doesn’t literally scare her to death. 🐼 We revisited the Giant Panda discussion to debunk a theory and ended up deciding if you’re watching a documentary, you need to watch every version on every platform to get the complete story. 🎬 We discussed Maternal Instinct and agreed it’s equal parts heartbreaking and absolutely insane. 🚗 We also tackled the age-old question: What does “Riding Dirty” actually mean? (And discovered not everyone agrees.) 👽 Then Whit launched a question from so far out of left field that it sent the entire conversation into a side quest with absolutely no warning and no return map. 🛸 We wrapped things up debating whether watching Disclosure Day while elevated would be the best idea ever… or the worst idea imaginable. As always, we started with a plan and ended up somewhere completely different. Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

This week on High Ramblings, we kicked things off by talking about the documentary Perfect Wife before diving into some absolutely wild animal news stories. 🐊 A Nile crocodile somehow went missing from a privately owned zoo in Louisiana 🪳 An Australian “cockroach kingpin” made headlines 🌊 Scientists discovered over 1,000 brand-new marine species… and naturally, Whitney immediately translated that to “new alien life found.” 👽 Of course, we also tried a delicious new THC drink and went on more side quests than we can count. As always, we’re not experts, we’re just here to ramble, laugh, and question everything. Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.