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Many a young man has found himself infatuated with a young woman he encountered at her work and then became inspired to write a song for her: Parry Gripp wrote "Girl At the Video Game Store," Caustic Notions wrote "Coffee Girl," Computer Class wrote both "Checkout Girl" and "Med Study Girl." (It's always a "girl" and never a "woman") But what these young men often fail to notice is that someone being nice to him because it is literally her job is not an indication that she returns his affection. "Girl With the Service Job" takes the long tradition of songs about falling in love with someone just trying to get through her workday and staples it to the long comedy tradition of love songs taken just a liiiitle too far until the cross the line into stalking.

Real story about a guy called Jessie who is chasing the dream

Based on a true story. And also on Shaboozey's "A Bar Song (Tipsy)." Ensure drinking buddies: o M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics, Lyrica o Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, Allegra There's hope. At age 60: o Jeff Bridges won his first Oscar, for Crazy Heart o Bob Dylan released his classic Love and Theft o Mahatma Gandhi led the Salt March for Indian independence o Penelope Fitzgerald published her first novel, The Golden Child o Alfred Hitchcock released Psycho (in '60) o Thomas Jefferson presided over the Louisiana Purchase o Elton John played his 60th sold-out Madison Square Garden concert o Paul McCartney began his massive New World Tour o Frances McDormand won her second Best Actress Oscar o Kailash Satyarthi won the Nobel Peace Prize o Bruce Springsteen received the Kennedy Center Honors o John Steinbeck won the Nobel Prize in Literature o Oscar Swahn won two Olympic gold medals o George Washington unanimously won the electoral vote for reelection o Michelle Yeoh became the first Asian to win the Best Actress Oscar No doubt we forgot your favorite. Scold us in the comments.

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"Gosh Steve, why haven't you put out a song about trump in so long? Could it be that you've come around and realized that he's the second coming of Jeebus?" Yeah, that's pretty much it. He's fine. Music: Les Emmerson Words: SG and Niamh Bagnell Guitars, drums, bass, keys, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backing vocals: Hollie Brogunier Cameo: Dolly Parton

Bill Frenzer of Ogden Edsl (the makers of the Dr. Demento classic #1 hit "Dead Puppies") brings the heat with "Don't Throw Barbie on the Barbie, Barbie" - a song discouraging the hobby of burning Barbie dolls. This double-A side single is now available on all streaming platforms. Get the new 7" or CD from Needlejuice Records: Bandcamp | Webstore Produced by Aaron Cohen and Skip Heller Artwork: Kendra Shepherd

Just when you think you're holding it down, something brings it up again.