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4.5from
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51 episodes
Language
EnglishPublisher
Patrick MeltonExplicit
Yes
Date created
2009/08/26
Latest episode
2026/09/22
Average duration
263 min.
Release period
1 days
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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
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September 1, 2026: Wishing & Coping! KarmicX! Mersh! Zumock!
2026/09/22
The freaks out here fr fr cashing they government checks an errrthang. It is what is is. Donkey lips and KarmicX have had it with people telling them how to live thier lives! Why won’t you just give them money? Kevin Brennan dives in to Dabble drama and sinks to new lows. Chad Zumock is missing tens of dollars and needs your support as well. Mersh is a different person than he was four months ago in so many ways!
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: August 28, 2026 – Win Win Win? Another Event? A New Dance?
2026/09/22
Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody from somewhere in the Middle East as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This week is sure to be just another win for the toe!
This week: Moody put together a hypocrisy compilation on Aaron after the MSH/Ice Dancer fallout, we trace how much Aaron’s energy has changed over the years, a contractor horror story, some tech chaos that nearly derails the whole stream, and the usual march toward the membership goal.
August 26, 2026: Goofin’! Trollin’! Cinnamon Rollin’! Mersh VS. Ice! A Gutter Trash Love Story!
2026/09/22
Patrick has been in pain this week, and he might not be around this Christmas. Say your final goodbyes now, or forever just talk mad ish on Foursquare about it. Mersh versus Icedancer is getting nuts, and while Patrick is not completely caught up, the way this is unfolding might turn on really bad for everyone involved. Kevin Brennan is taking his shirt off on screen for money. New badges! New friends! New Fun!
August 19, 2026: Chad Zumock! Mersh! Plus a Chance to Earn Major Awards!
2026/09/22
What a week it’s been. We began wondering if we would ever hear from Haley again after the trouncing she received from the Crabbleverse in the past few days. Cut to Wednesday and Haley is live making fun of Mersh being made twice the fool by his lady love, Icedancer. Plus Chad is really on one lately because of his fat stacks and the lack of scrutiny he is receiving due to the misfortune of others. Plus, a major Supertip feature release that is sure to fall flat on it’s face LIVE!
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: August 14, 2026 – Anniversary Slow! Haley Hyperventilation! More Misses!
2026/09/22
Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, Tookie from the Bedabbler Networkand Moody from somewhere in the Middle East as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This week is sure to be just another win for the toe!
August 13, 2026: Haley Done Did It Now! THE TURN!
2026/09/22
You’re not gonna believe it! We’re weaving webs and walking on ’em barefoot out here! It’s late, I’m tired, and you deserve whatever I have left in the tank. Come catch me up since you know it all, nerd!
August 11, 2026: Is Haley One of the Baddies? The KarmicX Documentary!
2026/09/22
Wouldn’t you like to get away? Did someone order a side of dabblesauce? Haley has a past that is rearing its ugly head and everyone wants everyone to respond! KarmicX has a new documentary that focuses on his personality defects in a most magnificent way!
July 29, 2026: Let’s Get WEDNESDAY WEIRD!
2026/09/22
Let’s dive in to DJ Electra Fry and find out why the Dabbleverse is in a tizzy over this broad. Has Schmuel Buckman gone too far this time? Ethan Ralpha and Scarlett are great for each other! Karmic is thankful for pipes. both for waste and singing. Richard Leland Neal wants a YouTube job. Crazy Joe burns Patrick good! Bring a marshmallow for all this chocolate!
July 28, 2026: BUSTED! Chad Zumock LIES O-Gain! Kevin Brennan MELTDOWN!
2026/09/22
The drama around Chad Zumock and his comedy special is getting as juicy, as the Dabbleverse scrutinizes every move the Z-Man makes! Watch the man child crumble at every turn as the weight of the impending event creeps closer and reality sets in. Kevin Brennan is more interested in everyone’s money than ever, unless it makes him look bad or something. Watch Kevin strike this show live as he gets mad about the Dabbleboard earnings!
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: July 24, 2026 – The Hunch is Back!
2026/09/22
Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody from somewhere in the Middle East as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This week is sure to be just another win for the toe!
July 22, 2026: Chad Zumock Is A Man-Child! Yer Gunna Wunna Hang!
2026/09/22
Kevin Brennan can’t stop sweeping for his boy Chad, who is currently in hiding from taking many facings in the past week revolving around his ever-increasing Go Fund Me. Watch what happened Saturday night one MLC! A tantrum for the ages breaks out when Anthony Cumia lights Chad up! Let’s catch up, friends!
KB & ME: The Chad Zumock Story
2026/09/22
Are we doing it? We are doing it! What should we do? I didn’t do it!
June 30, 2026: CHAD ZUMOCK CAN’T LOSE! Mersh Outcucks His Coverage! KB Be Bonkers!
2026/09/22
This stream is from June 30, 2026. Chad Zumock struck this stream and told YouTube it was his show in it’s entirety and that it wasn’t transformative. You watch and decide who is lying. Chad has been sent paperwork from my attorney demanding a removal of the strike, and the cessation of bad faith strikes going forward.
If Chad does not remove the strike on my channel in a timely manner, I will take him to court for harassment and seek damages and to bar him from making such false reports in the future, impacting my company’s income and legal business practices.
May 29, 2026: Yooooooo! KarmicX Makes Amends! Chad Loses Control! KB Gets Pranked!
2026/09/22
Patrick’s BACK again with another cope and seethe jamboree! Patrick wants to pick up where we left off- Hackamania! There’s so much old footage to go over and we need to get to it! Mersh snaps at Karl amidst Hackamania victimfest. Ethan Ralph wasn’t a big deal at Hackamania and he’s hurt about it. Nick Rekeita and Aaron Imholte get in a battle about gas and Nick brings receipts. Aaron lies and spins it in to a win. Chad Zumock is letting his insecurity and his chat control his entire show!
May 25, 2026: Spitewave Radio! Realtionships Do Be Crumblin’ in the Dabbleverse!
2026/09/22
Let’s see how long Patrick can go pain-free! There’s so much Dabbleverse news and we will do our best to get slowly caught up, but the immediate issues at hand revolve around the diminishing relationships in the Dabbleverse. Geno and Keanu. Ethan Ralph and Scarlett Hampton. Karmic and Gilly And now Mersh and Icedancer. In the world of streaming romance, the lessons to learn here are numerous.
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Jsquanto 2025/11/22
Great but frustrating
Would have given it 5 stars if the audio was uploaded in a timely manner.
TastelessShaemus 2024/04/18
Is this a show????
Dude please upload here the same day you upload on YouTube…you’re killing me melton!
blanky1A 2023/11/01
Don’t listen to the Dumbs and the Poors
Daddy melt is hilarious, and as honest as anyone with a microphone in front of them , relax your sphincter you will live longer .
Atlanta Rose 2023/07/16
Nobody Likes Onions, but Everybody likes Patrick!
This is a really good podcast. It is polished in an off the cuff way (how he does it. . . I am not sure). He is fast, witty, funny, and has just the r...
acelazerrazor 2022/07/15
GREAT SHOW!!!
Patrick and the whole crew over at the pantswise studio are absolutely killing it! The guests are super funny lately(lol) jk the pool IS going to look...
Mightbewrong33 2022/05/16
Entertaining
Check it out if you have a decent sense of humor.
MG Hammer 2022/02/10
Not funny
He is trying very hard but continues to fail. Voice is grating.
simon@33 2021/03/10
His voice
Sounds fat. Like 100 chicken wings a day fat. Like a gigantic slob fat voice. I can hear the chicken grease stains on his shirt.
Houston5588 2018/08/25
Best EVER
P Melt knows how to make casual conversation entertaining listen every day besides during football season I listen to fantasy football podcasts first ...
SpanishBomb 2017/10/24
Unlistenable
Wow this guy has gone so downhill the past couple years. His show was decent once but at this point it's unlistenable. Just unsubscribed today. It jus...
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