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4.5from
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52 episodes
Language
EnglishPublisher
Patrick MeltonExplicit
Yes
Date created
2009/08/26
Latest episode
2026/03/02
Average duration
263 min.
Release period
3 days
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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
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March 2, 2026: The Rodney’s Spectacle Unpacked! All The Fakes! All The Takes!
2026/03/02
Friday night was one of the most eventful in the Dabbleverse in quite some time, and all of the major players have been going over the events all weekend long. Let’s investigate some of the takes, get some feedback from the attendees, and unravel the sick ball of yarn that was one of the worst comedy shows ever! Geno Bisconte and his wife Keanu have sunk lower than ever. Stuttering John is claiming a huge victory after getting played by his ghoul. Chad Zumock wishes he was a part of something. Kevin Brennan got upstaged big time. And most importantly, is Hackamania the big loser after this non-event upstaged it completely?
This Little Piggy – A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (February 27, 2026)
2026/02/27
With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.
February 26, 2026: The RODNEY’S Debacle! Karmic VS. Chad! Ray Talks Sex! MRB Is On One!
2026/02/26
Keanu can’t stop looking for fights with ladies, and she ratchets up her aggression to get real tough! Ray Devito gets clipped in a rare occurrence of Cleveland’s second-favorite middle explaining the birds and the bees. KarmicX and Chad are fighting each other like real tards. The big show this Friday at Rodney’s is shaping up to be a big nothing burger, but who will show and who will make excuses? We can’t wait to see what goes down at the NYC comedy club that considers Geno Bisconte a real comic.
February 24, 2026: Geno Bisconte Is Perma-Poor! Rumble At Rodney’s! Dabble Drama!
2026/02/24
Can Michael Ray Bower bounce back after Friday night’s toxic brownie batter bungle? Mersh falls for a trap that wasn’t even meant for him. Everyone is buzzing about the Friday show coming up in NYC where Stuttering John, Geno and the Keek, Cumia and Kevin Brennan will be in attendance. Chad Zumock tries to get some drama going by acting like a tough guy. Plus a bunch of other Dabbleverse loose ends that may have slipped through your crack.
February 19, 2026: Karmic’s New Pity Party! Chad Zumock Flounders!
2026/02/19
Charles Chance is getting gacked about Hackamania! Michael Ray Bower has some thoughts on the Super Bowl halftime show. Chad Zumock has had some insane streams lately, and we really need to catch up while he’s on a YouTube hiatus. KarmicX is threatening to stop streaming in his latest tantrum, but followers of the Minnesota Slow know it’s just another attempt at getting pity from his dwindling audience.
February 17, 2026: He Is Risen! Catching Up With Chad, KarmicX, KB, Bower & More!
2026/02/17
Patrick isn’t dead, no matter how hard you wished for it to be true! So much has happened in the past week and a half that there isn’t really a way to make a plan. So let’s just get to it and see how much of the latest Dabbleverse dookie we can wade through. Sound like a plan? Micheal Ray Bower is big mad at Patrick for some reason. There’s tons of new Chad Zumock clowning to be had. KarmicX continues his unhappy stream while streaming from hotel rooms with the love of his life. Kevin Brennan is still screaming about numbers. And so much more!
Atlantic City Check-In! Ray’s Standup! Mami Meltdown! The Ghost of Mr. P Has Meats!
2026/02/07
Patrick is in Atlantic City and wants to do a quick show to talk about the weekend developments, answer any questions you may have, and grift for money to play poker with as his spiral of losing continues!
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: LIVE FROM ATLANTIC CITY!
2026/02/06
With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, Tookie and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.
February 2, 2026: A Really BIG Offer! Mersh vs. Schmuel! Summer Sinclair LIVE! KarmicX & More!
2026/02/04
Patrick is heading off to Atlantic City for the Stupor Bowl meetup, but he wants to hang with you slerbs for a bit before taking off! Chad Zumock will not be in AC, because he’s a pro comedian doing pro work. We may or may not have a secret recording of one of Chad’s latest standup sets. Stuttering John is backing out of his boxing challenge to Rocco, and Patrick wants to make it more interesting. KarmicX is doo-doodly-dooing it all over the country with his secret girlfriend. And we’ve got a new “guy” to watch who happens to be a girl.
February 2, 2026: A Really BIG Offer! Mersh vs. Schmuel! Summer Sinclair LIVE! KarmicX & More!
2026/02/02
Stuttering John has challenged Rocco to a boxing match, and Rocco has accepted. But in this world people are constantly challeging each other to fights that never happen. Will this be different? Summer Sinclair is cranking away at her comedy career and it’s time we checked in on her. Mersh is done with the Dabbleverse and it looks like resident grandpa Schmuel Buckman has triggered yet another streamer. Karmic isn’t doing well after his recent “accidental” reveal that he is traveling with Felicia Gillespie. Let’s also watch on of the latest Chad’s Wet Brained Follies courtesy of the one and only Chad Boozemock!
BONUS NOTHING! Saturday Night Squirts!
2026/02/01
Why don’t you duck-walk your silly ass on over here an plant one on me, Sally!
January 29, 2026: Matt Mead Can’t Stop! Mersh Explains! Steel Toe Beg Time! Chad Zumock Drunk!
2026/01/30
Chad Zumock is having a rough time between his tiny apartment being revealed, harassing deliveries during his show, and now his fake girlfriend breaking up with him and his dreams of being a homeowner evaporating. Matt Mead still hasn’t learned damage control and continues to make things worse for himself. Aaron Imholte is doing great, crushing the haters and making us feel! Mersh thinks Patrick plays dumb for content, but on this show Patrick plans to play even dumber!
January 26, 2026: BRING A SPOON! Chad! Kevin! Scarlett! Karmic! Toe!
2026/01/26
Is Matt Mead the biggest simp you’ve ever seen in your life? Or is he just a complete idiot? You be the judge! Karmic gets cryptic about his life and wherabouts while revealing even more about his life an whereabouts. Scarlett continues her parade of shows while completely alienating her original e-Daddy Mersh, who completely loses it on her for her appearance on Ethan Ralph’s show. Aaron Imholte spent the weekend neglecting his kids again to go out on the streets and play news man, and he still can’t hit a goal.
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (January 23, 2026)
2026/01/23
With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.
January 22, 2026: Stuttering John On Hackamania! Bower In Distress! Chad Zumock Walk Stream!
2026/01/22
Patrick has put out an offer for Stuttering John to come to Hackamania, but just like a bunch of buffoons before him, he’s handled in the wrong way! Felicia Gillespie has a track record of being completely nuts when it comes to relationships. Michael Ray Bower is trying to make the most of the new year, but will it stick? Chad Zumock does another walk and talk stream where he reveals how much his loyal fans really mean to him. Plus we check in on some of our favorite nuts in the NLO goof troupe!
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TastelessShaemus 2024/04/18
Is this a show????
Dude please upload here the same day you upload on YouTube…you’re killing me melton!
Jsquanto 2025/11/22
Great but frustrating
Would have given it 5 stars if the audio was uploaded in a timely manner.
blanky1A 2023/11/01
Don’t listen to the Dumbs and the Poors
Daddy melt is hilarious, and as honest as anyone with a microphone in front of them , relax your sphincter you will live longer .
Atlanta Rose 2023/07/16
Nobody Likes Onions, but Everybody likes Patrick!
This is a really good podcast. It is polished in an off the cuff way (how he does it. . . I am not sure). He is fast, witty, funny, and has just the r...
acelazerrazor 2022/07/15
GREAT SHOW!!!
Patrick and the whole crew over at the pantswise studio are absolutely killing it! The guests are super funny lately(lol) jk the pool IS going to look...
Mightbewrong33 2022/05/16
Entertaining
Check it out if you have a decent sense of humor.
Houston5588 2018/08/25
Best EVER
P Melt knows how to make casual conversation entertaining listen every day besides during football season I listen to fantasy football podcasts first ...
MG Hammer 2022/02/10
Not funny
He is trying very hard but continues to fail. Voice is grating.
simon@33 2021/03/10
His voice
Sounds fat. Like 100 chicken wings a day fat. Like a gigantic slob fat voice. I can hear the chicken grease stains on his shirt.
SpanishBomb 2017/10/24
Unlistenable
Wow this guy has gone so downhill the past couple years. His show was decent once but at this point it's unlistenable. Just unsubscribed today. It jus...
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