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Episode 69 Endgame In what is their final episode for the time being, Paul & Ryan discuss why they’re having a hiatus and what projects they’re working on in the meantime. This episode also includes a feature length episode of Hardy’s Hardest Hats… Turns out the Mind Stone was in Tom’s hat the entire time… and Thanos is after it. With the help of the Avengers, Tom attempts to thwart Thanos, save the universe AND restore the sacred timeline that he and Bane screwed up prior! Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week’ reaches desperately for the silver lining. Then Paul attempts to shove his well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat one last edition of “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. No guests for the finale. So Ryan & Paul battle it out between themselves by smashing out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy Podcast Promo this week is for The Way Podcast hosted by Bill - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-way-podcast/id1501033629?id=1501033629 Don’t forget, you too could have a mega smooth ball sack like Paul by using the Turf Chopper 3.0 by SmoothMyBalls! Get yours with a discount (automatically applied at checkout by clicking this link: https://www.smoothmyballs.com/coldcallers We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! Members of QTT Media - https://quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 68 Paul’s Bald Balls In this episode, Paul raves about his new grooming device that ALL self respecting men should treat themselves to. The Turf Chopper 3.0 by Smooth My Balls. If you like the sound of it… get yours with a discount (automatically applied at checkout by clicking this link: https://www.smoothmyballs.com/coldcallers Also we discuss England’s Euro 2020 prospects or lack thereof. Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week’ is a lesson in being safety conscious. Then I attempt to shove my well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat in another edition of “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy edges closer to a meeting with Professor Dumbledore to borrow his time turner… but Dumbledore and Professor Snape have other ideas. We’re super excited to be joined by Anto Buckley & Patrick Cook who are fabulous dancers, fantastic performers, wonderful humans and most importantly… good friends! We talk about what made them enter the world of performing arts and how the pandemic has shaped their lives into a different shape than they had planned for, Oh and we also smashed out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Here’s the links for Anto & Patrick: Instagram (Anto) - https://www.instagram.com/antobuckley_dancer Instagram (Patrick) - https://www.instagram.com/patrick_cook Podcast Promo this week is for the Let’s Start A Cult Podcast, hosted by Josh Schell - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lets-start-a-cult/id1532999976 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! Members of QTT Media - https://quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 67 "What’s in the Box?!" This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S Voting is STILL open NOW for the QTT Awards. Please consider voting for us for your favourite comedy podcast: https://quitethethingmedia.com/awards-voting/ Amazon have decided that their overworked and underpaid employees don’t need a pay rise… but a zen booth. A small upright coffin where they can go and chill out and meditate in when it all gets too much. We present our take on that. Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' relatable. Then I attempt to shove my well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat in another edition of “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy goes undercover as a Hogwarts student to try and enlist the help of Professor Dumbledore to undo the mess he & Bane made in the past… or now the future… or the past before the previous past. Either way if they fail… we’re all F***** We’re super excited to be joined by magician & illusionist, Sam Fuller. We talk about what made him want to become a magician before moving on to doing a trick that YOU can ALL play at home (or in the office). Just get any 5 or 6 coins. Oh and we also smashed out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Here’s the links for Sam: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/fullermagic Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/samtheemagician TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@fuller.magic We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! Members of QTT Media - https://quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 66 Execute Episode 66 Voting is open NOW for the QTT Awards. Please consider voting for us for your favourite comedy podcast: https://quitethethingmedia.com/awards-voting/ It’s Ryan’s Birthday!!! At least…it WAS… but I missed it. We talk about all sorts of fun things like… The Weather, Recycling, Dieting and Ryan’s NEW JOB! Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is…uh… dull. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and lap it up like a good boy in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy goes with the T-800 to find John Connor & save him… but will Tom’s presence be a help… or a hindrance? We’re super excited to be joined by Agent Scott & Cam the Provocateur from the SpyHards Podcast. We talk about their pod, how they met and we ask the tough questions like… which Bond portrayal is their favourite & what’s the best Bond Theme. Oh and we also smashed out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Here’s the links for SpyHards: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/spyhards Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/SpyHards We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! Members of QTT Media - https://quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 65 Shadow & Bone This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over We discuss the sad news that we'll be reducing show frequency to fortnightly. It's all become a bit too much of an undertaking, but we'll endeavour to keep bringing you top quality content. We also talk about how awesome it's going to be when we grow old and are allowed to get away with everything... because we'll be sweet, old men! Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little conceited. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and lap it up like a good boy in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy & Earth faces an apocalyptic future if he & Bane aren’t able to rewrite the mess they’ve already made throughout history. Actor & ‘Shadow & Bone’ Star, Gareth Turkington is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career in acting, how it started and his time working on the high trending show “Shadow & Bone on Netflix. Oh and we also nailed a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Here’s the links for Gareth: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gareth.turkington Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/G_Turkington Show Promo this week was from the What Does SMH Mean? A Movie Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/what-does-smh-mean-a-movie-podcast/id1551908244 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! Members of QTT Media - https://quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 64 Line of Duty This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over We briefly touch upon the farce that was the formation and subsequent disbanding of the European Super League which caused much furore and outcry in the footballing world. Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little disconcerting. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and soak it in during “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy’s quest for the Holy Hat of Christ is reaching its conclusion… the journey will either grant him immortal life - or take it from him. Actor & ‘Line of Duty’ Star, Alastair Natkiel is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career in acting, how it started and his time working on arguably the most popular drama on UK TV right now. Oh and we also cracked out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Here’s the links for Ali: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/alastairnatkiel Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/AlastairNatkiel Show Promo this week was from the Ye Olde Crime podcast. - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ye-olde-crime/id1514461061 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! Members of QTT Media - https://quitethethingmedia.com RyPaul

Episode 63 20 Hrs to Wales with a Beatles Book & a Bottle of Piss Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over We briefly touch upon getting the vaccine & what it might be like to post yourself on a long haul flight around the world in a small wooden container. Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a mix of good and bad. Then I attempt to to force feed my massive knowledge to Ryan in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy finds himself escaping Nazi Germany after Bane killed Hitler. Can he get to Egypt, unscathed? Performer & man of many talents, David Hoskin is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career in acting, improvising & Stand Up. We also discuss one of his my recent projects called Gorgon, which has now been adapted into a radio play. Available from the link below. This one was a great laugh - Oh and we also cracked out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Here’s the links for David: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/davidhoskinactor Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/DHoskinactor Gorgon the Play - https://elflyons.bandcamp.com Show Promo this week was from the Ye Olde Crime podcast. - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ye-olde-crime/id1514461061 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! RyPaul

Episode 62 "Jacob Rees-Mooooog" This episode is sponsored by Baxter Blue. https://baxterblueglasses.pxf.io/c/2544961/1031264/11471 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is quick and to the point. Then I attempt to to force feed my massive knowledge to Ryan in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy finds himself in Sean Connery’s shoes in the 1930s, attempting to locate the Hat of Christ before those dastardly Nazi’s do. Comedian, Sooz Kempner is our guest in today’s show where we chat about her career, how she got into comedy and what’s on the horizon for her. She keeps us laughing from start to finish and we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Here’s the links for Sooz: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soozkempner Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/SoozUK Mystery On The Rocks Podcast - https://twitter.com/MysteryOnTheRox Show Promo this week was from the Worse Than Fiction Podcast, hosted by Les G. - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/worse-than-fiction-podcast/id1484586706 As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! RyPaul

Episode 61 A Bit of Goo Came Out We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is about the small victories. Then for ‘Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary’, we’re doing something a little different. Nikki from In Bed With Nikki has sent us old scripts from her show. So we try to read out these very sexual stories… without giggling. Can we do it? Doubt it. Will Tom Hardy find his way out of 1955 and back home and get a hat tested? Find out in this week’s final Back To The Future themed Hardy’s Hardest Hats. Actress Camilla Joyce is our guest in today’s show where we chat about her career, what she was up to pre-lockdown and get the scoop on the current success of her short film, ‘Spiral’. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Here’s the links for Camilla: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/camillajoyceactress Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/ActressCamilla Show Promo this week was from the Path Went Chilly Podcast, hosted by Robin, Dr. Jules and Dr. Ashley - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-path-went-chilly/id1560090904 As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! RyPaul

Episode 60 THE COLD CUT We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over Today we talk about all things Zach Snyder's Justice League... and was it worth it? Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is comic book related. Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to “ingeniculate”, get down low, and gratefully receive Paul’s “dodrantal” dictionary? Tom Hardy is firmly stuck in 1955. Doc is desperate to get him home and out of his hair! Podcaster Nikky is our guest in today’s show where we chat about… well… all things sex. We also talk about her career thus far and what made her start a podcast about sexual confessions. Ryan & I are terribly British, so if you want to hear us squirm and get flustered. Keep on listening! Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Here’s the links for Nikky & her pod: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/dnikky162 Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/DNikky162 Show Promo this week was from the Page Turners & Button Mashers Podcast hosted by Niki & Tyler - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/page-turners-and-button-mashers-podcast/id1506319190 As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! RyPaul

Episode 59 GAME OVER Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is . Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his jaw to get his mouth around Paul’s huge dictionary? Tom Hardy has escaped Middle Earth but has ended up in some kind of 80’s throwback town… But it IS familiar… Actor Luke Ireland is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career thus far and what it feels like to work on a bit Netflix project but not be given the script til the morning of! And we touch upon what he’s up to at the moment… Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Here’s the links for Lukei: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lukeireland11 Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/lukeireland102 Show Promo this week was from the Mockbusters Podcast hosted by Jack & Matt - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/mockbusters/id1528735050 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! RyPaul

Episode 58 Controversy! Download our NEW SINGLE: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434 As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is kinda 3rd person. Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his jaw to get his mouth around Paul’s huge dictionary? Tom Hardy is STILL lost in Middle Earth in this week’s Hardy’s Hardest Hats. With Gandalf gone… is all hope of testing a Wizard’s Hat lost with him? Actor and aspiring stunt performer, Shinji Ishigaki is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career and what it takes to come a fully fledged stunt performer. And we touch upon what he’s up to at the moment… and talk about how stupidly handsome this bastard is! Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Here’s some links for Shinji: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/shinji.ishigaki Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/IshigakiShinji Show Promo this week was from the Down To Folk Podcast (@DTFStories) hosted by Chad & Ariel - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/down-to-folk/id1547870975 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! RyPaul