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July is here and the boys are back to talk Nerdy to you! This month Mike has had too many birthdays to keep track of, Paul visits a Shamrock Shake, and Doug has been on the hunt for Dracula Elsewhere there is too much Doctor Who when there ironically is none, John Hollywood wants to mine your nostalgia and 18 clowns would like to order some drive-thru. It's pretty standard really for us... The 50ft Nerds: Please exit through the gift shop

It's June and so what better way to usher in the summer than to sit inside a railway arch and talk about geeky stuff! Mike shows off his elephant impression, Doug is in a Good Place and Paul is just downright rude. Elsewhere Nicholas Cage takes us back to formula, Basil Brush commits a war crime, and the digital spirit of Stan Lee drops by for what sounds like a pretty par-for-the-course episode! The 50ft Nerds: What they heard was "Chopper, sic balls"

The Nerds return to Geek Retreat Warrington for another fun episode! So what is it? The Nerds return to Geek Retreat Warrington for another fun episode! The Nerds return to Geek Retreat Warrington for another fun episode! So what is it? The Nerds return to Geek Retreat Warrington for another fun episode! So what is it? The 50ft Nerds: Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE!!!!

We're back to business as usual this month as Doug stands up, Mike has a middle-class picnic and Paul extolls the virtues of a flat Earth, just for men. Elsewhere we have a thousand trailers, John Hollywood remakes an old routine, some astronauts undergo a life milestone, Big Brother get's some forgotten Ninja Turtles, and Wallace and Gru double dare you to say "what" again. Sorry about that The 50ft Nerds: Hello, I'm Carlton Little-Theatre

We finally reach 100 main episodes of the podcast and it's time to celebrate! The month the boys are joined in their celebrations by actor Philip S McGuinness (The Batman, G'Wed) to talk all the latest geek news and take part in our improv games Topics of discussion involve the usual comic book movie news and how Paramount's purchase of Warner Bros could lead to the greatest crossover movie of all time. Phil and Kermit the Frog get Vertigo, we present the first ever Johnny awards, get locked in an escape room and have the most British discussion ever: how to make tea. Here's to the next 200 shows! The 50ft Nerds: Sponsored by "Your Neighbour's Wi-Fi"

Recently your favourite Nerds took a trip to Comic Con Wrexham and had a great time. Paul was tasked with interviewing all of the fab guests who attended on the day and here you will find all of those interviews if you weren't there on the day. Our very own John Hollywood has even been kind enough to provide linking material too! So what are you waiting for, get into it now! The 50ft Nerds - Are you Ryan Reynolds?

It's cold at the Geek Boutique this month but the cold never bothered Mike anyway, but he does like warm hugs and Lego, Paul's been getting a Brucie Bonus from his mate Dave at Snips and Doug is just one surgery away from becoming a cyborg Elsewhere this month there is just so much Marvel news, John Hollywood tasks the boys to take things meta, Glen Powell becomes a default character, Batman attends parents evening and a prediction we made over ten years ago is confirmed to be true when Sean Connery get's animated. Standard stuff. The 50ft Nerds: Jessica Clements needs to get her facts straight

We're back for 2026! The Nerds catch up on Christmas at the Geek Boutique where Paul has given up on numbers and has a Big Finish, TV's "Lego Loving" Mike enjoys the world's biggest Hooters, and Doug get's blanked by the Yu-Gi-Oh bitches. Other topics of discussion include what would happen if a dick could fart, who's not bad but just drawn that way, the evil Michael Bison, Frankenstein orders a pizza and just what IS the best type of mermaid? Standard fare for this show! The 50 ft Nerds: For us it was Tuesday...

Mike and Paul hit Liverpool for a movie night with teeth! They drop into VideOdyssey for a big screen screening of Jaws, swap stories about their history with the film, and get into why Spielberg’s shark still rules the ocean. Mike showcases his Jaws LEGO set for a proper nerd flex, there is a wander around the venue, and live art taking shape as the night rolls on. We also have a sit-down chat with VideOdyssey owner Andy Johnson which includes more Jaws chat, the story behind the venue, and a look at what is coming next. Finally, John Hollywood plays Pac-Man The 50ft Nerds: Films, sharks and plastic bricks. A perfect night out

It's time for a festive Throwdown! Nerdmas is a time to spend with family, and so what better way to do this than by a couples team-up! Paul and Doug bring their better halves to battle as Mike holds court! Who will will the Christmas Championship? Will relationships survive the night? And how much hair will Mike have left on his chest once it's all over There's only one way to find out... The 50ft Nerds: It's just that easy!

It's November at the Geek Boutique! Don't ask about October, that's a sore subject... But hey, we have a guest! The star of the War Doctor Begins range for Big Finish Productions, the voice of young John Hurt himself, Jonothon Carley! Jonothon joins us to pitch Star Wars movies, canary-eating CEO's, Eastenders: The Game and a whole lot more before we grill him on what it's like to be Doctor Who, why Mr. Bean was the start of this whole journey and, crucially, what he has for lunch. Apologies for some of the audio issues in this episode, one of our microphone cables was dying and then gave up completely during the show, but we still managed to get the same level of nonsense we normally bring you, so enjoy! The 50ft Nerds: One Does not simply walk into Neil Cole's museum... There is an admission fee

Streaming's for quitters! Paul and Mike head off to Snips Movie Rentals, a cinematic time capsule boasting over 19.000 DVD's and Blu-Rays - and one very passionate owner, Dave Wain. Join them as they chat about the glory days of the video store, the myriad of titles in stock, and how Snips refuses to hit "stop" when everyone else pressed "eject". The 50ft Nerds: THEY have The Last Amityville Movie in stock...

Episode 97 will be delayed, possibly forever... Mike explains why...

The Nerds are back once again at the Geek Boutique and Mike comes loaded with tales to tell after a little journey to the big smoke and a brush with celebrity. Paul has been to the less impressive Derby, and Doug... well, Doug's never even at work these days, he's too busy watching movies! Topics of discussion include supervillain spin-offs, Sean Connery rises from the grave once again and Morgan Freeman talks the art of war. Elsewhere John Hollywood tells us he's a very naughty boy and the episode ends on a rant you need to hear to believe it, and it's not even from Mike! The 50ft Nerds: Woke AF

It's time to THROW DOWN! Before Paul's son Joshua heads off to drama school we thought it only right to give him a surprise spotlight on the show and play some of our favourite games and a bit of the old improv too. Who will win? How many genders do aliens have? What do ducks have to do with it all? There's only one way to find out... The 50ft Nerds: How can you forget Glob Herman?