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The NEW Studio is finally ready for take off! This week we settle into the new digs and chat about: old diaries, hockey hijinx, retail defeats, warring chimps, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty BIOLOGICA - Go to Biologica.com/NLR and get up to 32% off your first subscription order today! Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:21 New Studio Reveal 02:38 Lion and Tiger Joke 03:59 Elizabeth's Diary 08:38 Is Anyone Listening? 12:29 Hockey Man 19:36 Ad Break: Jone's Road 21:33 New Moon Time To Journal Time 29:12 Paint Fail 34:00 Ad Break: Biologica 36:15 No Receipt Big Problem 40:48 Spasms and Snoring 42:42 Separate Houses 48:41 Arizona Tea 58:45 Chimpanzee Civil War Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy and his brother cross an item off their bucket list, Elizabeth ponders the healing properties of psychedelics, the people of Minnesota are tops, Ducky stops by, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:39 A Bit Of Botox 01:35 Happy Birthday Andy 03:18 Artemis II Moon Mission 07:46 Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon 08:43 Prince Paisley Park 09:32 The People Of Minnesota Are Great 11:53 The Mall Of America 16:10 Cinnabon 19:21 Regretting The Dirty Dog 22:19 Ad Break: Honeylove 24:05 Pranks 27:53 Turning 47 34:40 Addiction 37:22 Ad Break: OneSkin 39:42 People Off The Rails 41:54 Hotel Washcloths 44:38 Balancing Each Other Out 49:04 Psychedelics As Medicine 01:01:03 A Bathroom Dilemma Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: A historic mission to the moon inspires Elizabeth but disappoints Andy, Facebook Marketplace holds some wild items, reincarnation is examined, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsor: GROW THERAPY - Visit ⁠GrowTherapy.com/NLR⁠ today to get started. Support NLR Join ⁠Patreon⁠ for bonus episodes! Buy the ⁠Merch⁠! Find us on ⁠Instagram⁠ Find us on ⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ Watch us on ⁠YouTube⁠ Shop our Amazon recommendations ⁠Here⁠ Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:37 Noah Kahan vs Andy 08:06 Facebook Marketplace Finds 10:32 Cross For Sale 18:16 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 20:11 We Are Limitless 20:25 Artemis II Moon Mission 27:34 Mount Everest  Problems 32:43 How Far Away Is The Moon 37:21 Reincarnation 40:40 Near Death Experiences 43:13 Self Help Influencers 51:21 Flag Duty 55:55 Am I A Sociopath? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth is back from a road trip down memory lane, Andy does NOT have a stye, self-help gurus are problematic, heroes come in all shapes and sizes, plus much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOptimizers - Get 15% off any order at bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening use code: NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:22 Roadtripping 04:53 Project Hail Mary 15:49 Ad Break: BIOptimizers 18:23 Put Those Feet Away 20:08 Checking People Out 25:47 Orinda California 32:44 Elizabeth Visits Her Elementary School 34:42 Utah Murder Case 37:02 Allergic To Self Help Gurus 49:52 Le Bureau des Légendes 55:28 Ex Boyfriend Drama 01:04:17 Verbal Ticks 01:08:20 Privacy Concerns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth is riding high after an unimaginable WIN! Andy needs some Shen Yun clarification, Blue Oysters are a cult, work wifes/husbands are out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Subtweeting 02:21 Instagram Is Dark 08:32 Andy Doesn't Help 09:22 French social etiquette 13:19 Elizabeth's Greatest Achievement In Life 14:46 Airfare Is Going Up 20:15 Ad Break: Jones Road Beauty 22:37 Points Math 27:58 Ad Break: OneSkin 30:14 Cults But Not Cults 32:43 Do You Have Normal Poops? 34:26 Cults That Aren't Cults 34:47 The Troubled Teen Industry 37:24 Blue Oyster? 38:50 Shen Yun 42:17 We Are A Family Here 46:05 Job Hierarchy 54:44 Work Husband / Work Wife Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy is ashamed of his actions, Elizabeth can’t focus, the perfect “Thank You” is witnessed and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR! #honeylovepod COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:35 Elizabeth Can't Sing 05:51 Famous Married Singers 13:38 Beta Behavior 18:29 Learning French 23:05 AD BREAK: Honey Love 24:37 Estrogen and Memory 26:34 Depression 32:54 AD BREAK: Cozy Earth 34:56 4PM Slump 42:58 How Long In Menopause 51:31 Kids Birthday Parties 52:09 Pick Me Parent 54:03 The Perfect Thank You Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Nature teaches us about body positivity, Elizabeth is ready to darn, Andy notices a major feminine product update, and beware of the triangle of death! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:49 It Feels Good To Darn 03:01 More Buttered Pop Tarts Please 03:32 Skin Issues 06:44 Anti-Aging 10:25 Fancy Dermatologist 13:21 Making Eyes 21:38 Big Kotex Update! 25:13 Febreze 26:40 Wrinkle Release Sprays 28:22 Dawn Dish soap 29:13 Unaware Of Surroundings 33:27 Elizabeth... The Deviant 35:06 The Triangle Of Death 38:27 Cute Italian Man 40:27 Le Bureau des Légendes / The Bureau 41:48 Sick and Charming 44:43 I'm Tech Avail 48:44 Laser Hair Removal 54:47 Trees Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth reveals her WILDEST “fantasy” to date, Andy needs help finding a new hairstyle, Seinfeld is letting loose in France, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Butter On Pop Tarts 04:44 Some Housekeeping 06:34 Andy Needs A New Hairdo 12:44 Seinfeld In France 18:08 Drive To Survive 26:48 Different Strokes For Different Folks 30:57 Ad Break: Cozy Earth 33:21 HRT Therapy 37:41 A Perfect Craigslist Ad 43:08 Times Are Changin' 50:12 What Are Memories 52:18 What Is A Photo? 01:03:20 I Can't Be Too Rich 01:03:44 Forget Saying Goodbye Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Super Flu has forced Elizabeth and Andy back in bed for this week’s podcast… their bodies may be down, but their spirits are high! Elizabeth fires shots at a beloved owl and author, Andy fails as a caregiver, and much more… It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: COZY EARTH - Head to ⁠cozyearth.com⁠ and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:25 Super Flu 13:43 Grocery Store Tears 21:53 Grocery Victory 23:05 Ad Break 26:17 Done With Duolingo 35:02 Frida Baby Controversy 39:23 Elizabeth Gilbert All The Way To The River 48:58 A Peeing Fact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy is losing his mind over lost sneezes, Elizabeth has an amazing moment at Anthropologie, everyone is getting back to class, the Olympics fail to deliver, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 01:12 HRT Tips 08:13 Plants Can Feel Too 10:07 Andy Can't Sneeze 15:41 How To Celebrity 18:18 Elizabeth Was Recognized 19:34 Winter Olympics Penisgate 26:43 Ad Break 28:14 A Father's Pride 28:40 The Great Pottery Throw Down 33:49 French Class 40:22 Back To Pilates 43:16 Stars and Airplanes 51:00 A Beautiful Mind 52:17 Learning A Language Later In Life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth has the church giggles and Andy doesn't know how to lunch! Topics include: goat cheese, tradwife drama, barn coats, HRT, ER visits, and more. Thanks to our episode sponsors: COZY EARTH - Head to ⁠cozyearth.com⁠ and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:48 ADHD Journey 08:50 Fancy Cheesesteak 11:13 Lunch Etiquette 19:08 Ad Break 20:48 King Of Kong 21:43 Hormone Therapy 26:07 Clothes Make The Man 27:21 Goat Cheese 29:41 Ballerina Farms 44:34 Bomb In The Butt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy hop into bed this week to discuss harrowing bathroom incidents, problematic celebrities, broken bones, hot flashes and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: Patreon.com/BETHSDEAD Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:43 Bathroom Incidents 08:04 Kanye West Apology 14:06 Back To The Bathroom Story 18:22 Ad Break 20:00 Trader Joe's Story 24:22 Cat Claw Close Call 26:45 The Furnace 29:53 The One Word That Can Ruin Friendships 42:22 Bonjour 42:57 No Soliciting 49:18 Something's Broken Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Andy ever be hugged again? Do you need a treadmill in Los Angeles? Can anybody recommend a good birdwatch documentary? All of these burning questions and more are answered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:49 Hydrostatic Pressure 16:02 Goodbye Treadmill Walking Pad 18:56 Ad Break 20:32 Ancient Menstruation 21:42 Hormone Replacement Therapy 25:41 Achy Joints 27:32 Toe Injury From Pro Soccer Player 33:11 Health Care For All 34:28 Elizabeth Goes On The Radio 35:42 Dreaming Of The Future 46:49 Listers Birdwatching Documentary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Elizabeth and Andy get some school’n on Hole-Tox, life longevity, penile implants, HRT, heat attack symptoms and so much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:35 Why Is Elizabeth Crying 05:24 Near Death Experiences 12:47 Hole-Tox 19:51 Ad Break 27:25 Penile Implants 33:28 Tattoo Removal 42:51 Hormone Replacement Therapy 45:28 Survival  Health Paradox 46:59 Heart Attack Symptoms 50:11 ADHD Update Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: A Mexican vacation recap, hormones are getting out of hand, Andy is less anxious, Elizabeth is enamored with pour, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:04 Raw Dog Food 03:13 Gag Me With A Spoon 08:42 Flying To Mexico 13:20 Artsy Airline Safety Videos 20:55 Ad Break 22:28 Mexico Trip 39:54 Bring On The Magnified Mirror 43:43 Hormones 52:59 Tanning Was A Thing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices