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Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew helicopter drop into Guatemala for this week’s episode, a good, long solid look at the 1987 action sci-fi (?) horror (?) classic Predator! How many of these guys had political careers? How did John McTiernan even get...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew see the plus side of eco-terrorism in this month’s installment of our 12 months of Seagall! His sixth movie is the only one he directed, which makes it the ultimate Steven Seagal movie! What does it take...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew team up for double the action and double the Van Damme in the 1991 action classic Double Impact! Is this the horniest movie they’ve watched for the show? What’s the deal with the tunnel rights, or is...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go hunting for the gems hidden in the 1994 action classic Surviving The Game! Did Gary Busey improv his monologue? Does Ice-T have “it” and if so, how much? Is that a sexy sax or a sad...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew continue their twelve months of Seagal with the 1992 movie UNDER SIEGE! Is this the best of the Die Hard rip offs? How accurate are the kitchen scenes? How good could Casey Ryback’s bouillabaisse actually be? Are...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew drop into the sewers to get down with the 1990 classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Do the turtle suits still hold up? Is this movie too dark for kids, or too kiddie for adults? Just how racist...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew surprise themselves with a rewatch of the 1992 sci fi action classic UNIVERSAL SOLDIER! Why doesn’t this movie get more love? Does Roland Emmerich not care for human lives? Is JCVD best at playing an undead brainless...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go beyond the mat and take down the 1989 wrestling action classic NO HOLDS BARRED! Is Kurt Fuller the best actor ever? Is this Joan Severance’s biggest movie? What does it mean to be laid, relayed and...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go all in on the 1993 mountain based action classic Cliffhanger! How do you pronounce Lithgow? Is this Michael Rooker’s most normal character ever? Who is Brett and who is Evan and why does it matter? Should...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk in depth about the 1991 action classic that is OUT FOR JUSTICE. Why is this the culmination of Seagal’s Golden Era? What’s up with that whole mafia storyline? Did we even need the separated wife subplot?...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go long on the 1990 sci-fi action classic that is Total Recall! Is it all a dream or did it really happen to Quaid? Did Paul Verhoeven get a deal on bulk squib purchases? What is on...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1979 cult classic The Warriors! Is Cyrus supposed to be Jesus Christ? What are the difference with the book? What happened to Fox? Can Chris name all nine Warriors? All this and more...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew break down the insane time travel inconsistencies and whackiness of the 1994 sci fi action classic Timecop! How does time work in this movie? Is time travel purely subjective? Did it have enough nudity? Why did they...

As part of episode 645 of Cinema Crespodiso, Chris reviewed a few movies from the 35th annual Florida Film Festival. Here are reviews of Normal, Frogtown, and Kikuyu Land, as well as a partial review of an unnamed movie out of respect for the artists premiering the film and looking for distribution. There was also...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about the 1990 action hit Marked for Death featuring Steven Seagal and Keith David fighting the 1% of drug dealing gang banging voodoo loving Jamaicans who invaded Lincoln Heights and turned their sweet suburban streets...