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Tennessee tried to execute Christa Pike and she survived TWO lethal injections— still breathing on the gurney. Also in the headlines: a possible MLB lockout in2027, a pilot stabbed en route to Israel and treated by a dentist on board, 7-Eleven and Circle K accused of ripping off customers, and Diddy back insolitary after his pampered prison life got exposed. Menace's birthday monthbucket list: Raising Canes in London, sleeping at the Incredibles house, aSpaceX 737 ride, standing on the Sphere, two F1 races, and a bunch more.Plus This Week in Audio: Murakami's drunk White Sox interview, Alix Earle's never read a book, and Menace vs. Greg on exactly howbadly the Titans lose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Freak of the Week goes to the Folsom Street Fair — Sebas crowns Pee Wee the "pup-lic urinal" Freak of the Year over Mr. Smiles and David's pee pool. In the headlines: wild card baseball, a Florida mom who allegedly ditched her 4 kids for a cruise, Lindsay Clancy's lawyer questioning whether she killed her children, and Trump rebranding AI as "Super Intelligence." Plus Diddy's VIP prison life — massages, good food, a cellphone — and the Popeyes employee who filmed himself farting on raw chicken. Woody tests the AlbaChem Spot Lifter on a beef-grease-stained shirt, and the crew shares best recommendations from Huel shakes to a Shark vacuum. And Gina's "Lit or Not Lit" reveals cocoa powder and banana peels burn, hair doesn't — plus one man's unhinged rant about Hot Pockets losing the crisping sleeve. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Freak of the Week goes to the Folsom Street Fair — Sebas crowns Pee Wee the "pup-lic urinal" Freak of the Year over Mr. Smiles and David's pee pool. In the headlines: wild card baseball, a Florida mom who allegedly ditched her 4 kids for a cruise, Lindsay Clancy's lawyer questioning whether she killed her children, and Trump rebranding AI as "Super Intelligence." Plus Diddy's VIP prison life — massages, good food, a cellphone — and the Popeyes employee who filmed himself farting on raw chicken. Woody tests the AlbaChem Spot Lifter on a beef-grease-stained shirt, and the crew shares best recommendations from Huel shakes to a Shark vacuum. And Gina's "Lit or Not Lit" reveals cocoa powder and banana peels burn, hair doesn't — plus one man's unhinged rant about Hot Pockets losing the crisping sleeve. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Woody Show opens with a drunk guy's voicemail rendition of "Come AsYou Are" — and somehow that's not even the wildest call, because anotherlistener's raccoon attack cost him $33,000. Jeff G's "Would You Rather" goes fully unhinged — licking a NYC subway floor vs. chewing a stranger'stoothbrush, re-living your birth vs. watching your conception — while CraigslistPrice Is Right puts a signed Sydney Sweeney photo, Dolly Parton's Playboy,and raccoon skins for Menace on the block. In the headlines: "Saved by theBell" star Dennis Haskins dead at 75, Tennessee set to execute a woman forthe first time in over 200 years, SpaceX finally getting Starship into orbit, andWisconsin frat leaders arrested after 30 pledges were found in a filthybasement. Jeff G looks back on his last full day with Sandy — one last ride,one last burger. Plus the text line debates first-date sleepovers, Gina tries todecode what a car saleswoman is actually saying, and Target's "surveillancepricing" has everyone checking their receipts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the animated treatment. Jeff G said goodbye to his dog Sandy after the show— Also: things that used to be free, Panda Express betrayal, and do truckers still use CB radios? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the animated treatment. Jeff G said goodbye to his dog Sandy after the show— Also: things that used to be free, Panda Express betrayal, and do truckers still use CB radios? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the animated treatment. Jeff G said goodbye to his dog Sandy after the show— Also: things that used to be free, Panda Express betrayal, and do truckers still use CB radios? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday's show was a certified banger — the crew confessed what they're OCD about, from Woody's sock-folding rituals and gas pumped to the exact dollar to Greg's perfectly straight doors, plus the week's wildest headlines including Macklemore's Free Palestine tour and Snoop Dogg hosting the VMAs. Fail stories delivered as always: the guy who put superglue in his urethra, the woman who drank her own pee to beat a breathalyzer, and Kelly dominating the DUI-Q. The Battle Ish game sparked a full-studio war over "grease vs. oil," Raccoon News returned with Jimothy the celebrity raccoon and one stuck in a pickle jar, and we tackled the eternal question — what do you do if your buttplug gets stuck? All that, plus the listener who found her purple dildo in her burned-down house and now wants a Woody Show one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on The Woody Show, the NFL Biggest Loser comes down to Gina vs. Menace, while Greg is still trying to figure out the difference between the line and the spread. This Week in Audio brings us an unhinged Bucs fan, a live tailgate engagement, the Mango Matcha guy, the viral Red Bikini Girl and a debate over whether a terrified woman is being a bitch…or a Greg Gory. We also talk to the Chinese Buffet Guy, Tio Tim stops by, and the crew shares things they’ve somehow had to explain to other grown adults. Plus, Jamie Foxx has another baby on the way, Sebas takes credit for keeping everyone employed, and Throwback Thursday is loaded with one-hit wonders. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on The Woody Show, the NFL Biggest Loser comes down to Gina vs. Menace, while Greg is still trying to figure out the difference between the line and the spread. This Week in Audio brings us an unhinged Bucs fan, a live tailgate engagement, the Mango Matcha guy, the viral Red Bikini Girl and a debate over whether a terrified woman is being a bitch…or a Greg Gory. We also talk to the Chinese Buffet Guy, Tio Tim stops by, and the crew shares things they’ve somehow had to explain to other grown adults. Plus, Jamie Foxx has another baby on the way, Sebas takes credit for keeping everyone employed, and Throwback Thursday is loaded with one-hit wonders. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Woody Show laughs at Caleb Williams memes and Jeff gets put on the spot for parenting advice, while Menace wonders if kids can basically be trained with treats like dogs. Plus, Redneck News brings a bucket of poop, Wendy’s drops an emo album, and the crew battles over the greatest one-hit wonder of all time. We also follow up on the Florida woman whose “that cocaine in my ass isn’t mine” defense somehow worked. And because this show never stays normal for long…there’s a fart-fueled domestic dispute, a bear in an arcade, and a backyard sinkhole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Woody Show laughs at Caleb Williams memes and Jeff gets put on the spot for parenting advice, while Menace wonders if kids can basically be trained with treats like dogs. Plus, Redneck News brings a bucket of poop, Wendy’s drops an emo album, and the crew battles over the greatest one-hit wonder of all time. We also follow up on the Florida woman whose “that cocaine in my ass isn’t mine” defense somehow worked. And because this show never stays normal for long…there’s a fart-fueled domestic dispute, a bear in an arcade, and a backyard sinkhole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woody officially revoked Kate Beckinsale’s Hall Pass privileges…so he’s looking for a hall pass - We get into hunting versus fishing, and somehow discover a product called the Wunder Boner. Then the after-hours voicemails bring nose-ring queefs, Fat Sammi complaints, and our Boss Paul getting put on the spot to see if he even knew all of our names. Sebas celebrates 7-Eleven Bring Your Own Cup Day by attempting to fill Sammi’s menstrual cup with a Slurpee…because apparently there are no rules anymore. Plus, Greg’s mortgage and Amazon rage, and a friend of Woodys with the freakish ability to name the number-one song from basically any date. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woody officially revoked Kate Beckinsale’s Hall Pass privileges…so he’s looking for a hall pass - We get into hunting versus fishing, and somehow discover a product called the Wunder Boner. Then the after-hours voicemails bring nose-ring queefs, Fat Sammi complaints, and our Boss Paul getting put on the spot to see if he even knew all of our names. Sebas celebrates 7-Eleven Bring Your Own Cup Day by attempting to fill Sammi’s menstrual cup with a Slurpee…because apparently there are no rules anymore. Plus, Greg’s mortgage and Amazon rage, and a friend of Woodys with the freakish ability to name the number-one song from basically any date. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.