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On Today's Show: Tiktokkers Can’t Even Drink Water Like Normal People Plus A Southern Preacher Stakes Out Young Girls Wearing Short Shorts... For Biblical Research of course Why Is Meade Skelton Staring At An Interracial Couples? And Having A Deep Conversation With AI Adolf Hitler

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction00:21:17 Hello (Whores)03:28:23 Opening Music03:48:22 The Latest Criticisms From Lord Douche13:15:05 Meade Is Packing On The Pounds18:42:09 Forum Posts That Make Meade Even More Unlikeable21:24:13 A Topsy Turvey Butthole24:32:04 Youtuber Wants To Discuss His Nasty Smelling Testicles. Okkaaaaay31:37:13 New Dirty Pop Dance Music!36:06:20 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!37:40:15 Pork Loin Lattes: Now At Satarbucks43:14:20 X-Rated Content On A Royal Navy Ship46:50:14 Google AI Hates White People51:01:22Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!

On Today's Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:03:11 Important Announcement: I Am A Musician Again 06:19:21 Apple Vision Pro 08:53:19 A Man With No Hands Is Using The Apple Vision Pro 12:31:00 Blind People Are Using VR/AR Headsets. How? Why? 14:53:00 More Neopronoun Awfulness 19:04:23 Autistic Man Wonders About Superhero Vaginal Strength 23:19:10 Thursday Lane Update! 26:07:15 A New Satanic Shit Freak 30:46:07 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 31:12:03 A Racist Whoopsie - TV Station Ruins Black History Month 37:15:18 Donald Trumps $355 Million GoFundMe Campaign 43:13:13 When Your Scammer Actually Visits Your House To Collect Money 46:54:14 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction02:19:20 Donald Trump Sneakers!08:43:01 New “Trump Intimates” Sold On Home Shopping Network12:21:18 Old Woman Wants A Man’s Cat17:17:06Woman Calls 911 – Proceeds To Freak Out On Cops22:18:05 Woman Yells At Child In A Convenience Store26:06:06 Loud Woman Upset By Being Asked To Quiet It Down29:28:20 Subscribe To The Sideshow!31:47:07 Texas Man Shoves Antiuques Up His Rectum36:51:02 Matchsticks In Nostrils Is To Be Celebrated40:42:05 No Tip After Seven Hour Hair Job44:54:22Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction01:43:14 Disney Bought The Rights To The Bible!  10:45:22 Caught In A Whale Poonado!15:48:05 Police Officer Gets Spooked And Just Starts Shooting22:54:05 Trans Activist Loses Her Cool28:23:01 Meade’s Big List Of Accomplishments33:37:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!34:37:10 Race Faker Gets Fired Over Only Fans Account40:04:22 Sex Toy Attachments For Your Stanley Cup44:04:06 Snot Stuffed Pizza Crust!46:30:00Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Today’s Sponsor: Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow! AI Transcript:

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On Today's Show: Hard Black Dick Makes An Several Appearance Today Plus Trauma Dumping After Larry David Be a the F**k Out Of Elmo The Muppet Leaking Farts All Over Your Face And AN Old Lady Snots all Over A Police Car.