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Notes… Yet another discussion of Noah, History's First Regretful Boat Owner  The World Cup gives D.C. what it really craves: sports disappointment The petrochemical state of the SEC West, including one school we think might burn chickens for heat LeBron James, French Toast Hercules Let's assume LIV Football will be a thing and figure out who's joining up, when, and why, and what the NCAA will do in response (it's nothing, absolutely nothing)

SHOW NOTES A tour through dads of the western canon, featuring its three most prominent pillars:  Greek mythology, the Bible, and Star Wars The danger of making your own energy-efficient garage door Spencer does an accent again, sorry We were fighting the audio haint for much of this recording and as a result accidentally glossed over Jason inventing NASA Applebees but that’s our trademark Why sparkler disasters are better than other fireworks disasters Visit sunny preownedairboats.com

A new era of talkin' bout the Noles dawns For new listeners: What IS a Fullcast Disaster? Introducing Dad A and Dad B, our new national champions of self-inflicted wildlife injuries Contains spoilers for Splash Mountain, the ride Visit sunny preownedairboats.com

In hindsight, Finnish prohibition may have been ill-conceived Gaming out the secession of Wisconsin The surprising historical origins of the "horse girl" A short history of British basketball Dutch horse navy  >>>>> German war balloons Introducing FenderCare, the dog park for lonely cars Your calls, after the break

Fully 20 minutes of free advertising for Hard Mountain Dew. SPONSOR US WE LOVE YOU  Introducing the Green Bay School of Ayurvedic Medicine! It’s February, and everyone is sad! Phil Mickelson! Wow! BEAR OF EXCEPTIONAL SIZE NEWS Until we meet again, visit sunny preownedairboats.com

FOLKS, we have corralled for your personal enjoyment one recent Jeopardy(!) winner, one former classmate of Cap'n Surber, one distant cousin of Holly's, and one dapper-dressed stay-at-home uncle, all contained within the form of East Bend, North Carolina’s own "Uncle" Lawrence "Skip" Long You may actually not ever guess where Jason is this week, at least not if you’re Spencer; fortunately we tell you right up front Elements introduced into the Lore this week include the concept of "wine uncles" as well as "luxury sideburns" One host spends this entire time trying to figure out whether or not this means they can get on Jeopardy or not Visit sunny preownedairboats.com

Tennessee has the same problems over and over again; you can tell them apart from Auburn because Auburn has different problems every time! Introducing Spencer’s perpetual Warhammer purchasing machine Jackass and Moonfall are here to save you from caring about the Oscars Visit sunny preownedairboats.com 

Welcome noted Cincinnati export and most prestigious flower of the EDSBS coaching tree, Jane Coaston! Spencer thinks rocking chairs don’t want it enough A detailed film review of the Golden Corral brawl We lost vigilance and the Applebees song snuck back into the public’s ears via the NFL The Marines are at it again NEW MERCH AVAILABLE at sunny preownedairboats.com

Our unstoppable train of Dawg-respecting is blasting through your tiny town to bring you the good news: the 2008 Florida football team was not very good! Boats These Days: Are they too big now? "Fellas, is it gay to be buried in the earth after death?" Worry no more! Midway through this episode, Spencer begins insisting that Jason Statham, the actor, has "range"; best of luck hanging on until the end. NEW NEW NEW MERCH available at sunny preownedairboats.com!

We knew about Josh Allen this entire time, and if we have ever indicated anything to the contrary, we were clearly bluffing Dildo Jai Alai is invented We are giving Satan too much gas Introducing two new segments, “how’s the Tahoe?“ And “let’s remember some dawgs“

- Celebrating the great victory for our shiny cerulean antifa state!  - Hear our entire production meeting as a preshow treat, not a postproduction glitch! It's mostly about the dadlife murder fantasia "Yellowstone" masquerading as prestige television and the people who have lied to us about that. - Is Mark Richt totally Mark Wrecked over Kirby winning a title with yet another no-account quarterback? - From the Great Beyond of parental leave, hear Ryan's theory about what took so long for Georgia to get this one done! - Jason returns home with a newfound appreciation for Indianapolis! - Everyone on the show adds "Get in a barfight on GMA" to their respective bucket lists. - The gang invents an entirely new kind of funeral, the “Catch-a-Carl." - Welcome to the Fullcast EU, airborne sensei Ronald O. Hamburger! - Spencer mixes up "less than zero chance" with "greater than zero chance" – will this have consequences??  - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com

Holly, Jason, and Spencer review the two most important things we can talk about this week. The first is a national title game between Georgia and Alabama. The second is a regional tradition of building an entire floor of a house devoted to a single unprotected toilet.