The Horny Housewife

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Rating
4.7
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1131 reviews
This podcast has
178 episodes
Language
Explicit
Yes
Date created
2020/12/24
Average duration
59 min.
Release period
7 days

Description

The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast CONFESS/REQUEST *anon* www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

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171- falling for a married person, why your husband masturbates & toxic jealousy ft. Shanenn Bryant
2024/02/26
Today we are joined with Shanenn Bryant discussing insecurity, jealousy & low self worth. Shanenn not only shares her story of being a former obsessive insecure girlie and how she got to the place she is today; but also give us strategies to implement to be more present and aware of how we operate in jealousy. Todays listener questions include a man who has fallen in love with a married woman and is tired of being the side-piece..he feels he deserves more, I had many thoughts. Another listener shares his wife is questioning his solo pleasure time- she found lube in the office, and noticed he browse's under private...the husband feels his solo pleasure time is his private time and doesn't equate to how "into" is wife he is- he would like her to be curious in her questions not accusatory. How can they see eye to eye? To learn more about today guest go to : www.topself.com Listen to Top Self Podcast here. VIIA Hemp: Go to www.VIIAhemp.com to get 15% off your order + sample pack of sleepy time Dreams THC + CBN gummies using code 'HOUSEWIFE' at checkout. BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com to get your first month supply FREE. Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE shipping using code "housewife" at www.uberlube.com Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com SHOP THH MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com Follow me on instagram @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
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Quickie- Pillow Princess's and Large Labia's
2024/02/21
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170- "affair-proofing" your marriage, a better tasting puss, and does self pleasure make women more horny?
2024/02/19
Is there such thing as "affair-proofing" or are we all just hanging on with crossed fingers? Let's discuss. Today one listener wants the tips on increasing taste down there, and more down yonder grooming aka anal grooming- I'm mentioning the hair no one wants to talk about=) Another listener wants to hear from the women; does masturbating during the day effect your sex drive later...if you get off earlier are you still DTF with your S.O? If you like erotica you should def check out the patreon aka audio erotica visit www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Todays EP is brought to you by: EveryPlate: www.everyplate.com/podcast get started using code "49housewife" Beducated: Try 24 hours free all access + 33% off lifetime pass! Go to https://beducate.me/pd2407-jordyn. Bluechew: Get your first months supply FREE just pay $5 shipping using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com Shop Merch at THHmerch.com Follow me on social media @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising Inquiries: Admin@pleasurepodcasts.com www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com > ask anon
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169- pussy aesthetics, women who hate blow jobs, & men that enjoy submitting in the bedroom.
2024/02/12
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168- Is sex a chore, monthly "sexplorations", getting into lover-mode & the 3 predictors of a sustainable (great) sex life w/Hannah Deindorfer
2024/02/05
Shop new merch 2.7.24 @ www.THHmerch.com Are the 5 love languages all a hoax? Is porn addiction made up? Will my wife ever realize we both desperately need to get off? - these happen to be today's listener q's. Today we have a guest, Hannah Deindorfer, sex & intimacy coach with an incredible story of how she went from low self esteem, no sex drive, hopeless...to free, sexually liberated excited for life and able to help others. To Learn more about todays guest visit her website here and follow her on IG @thelibidofairy Todays Sponsors: Butter Wellness: Use promo code "housewife" at checkout to get 20% off the personal massager. BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" only pay $5.00 for shipping at bluechew.com. Beducated: Try FREE 24 hours using code "JORDYN" risk free + get 50% yearly subscription go to: https://beducate.me/pd2405-jordyn EveryPlate: Get a meal starting at just $1.49 PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak. MyBookie.ag Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
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167- define dating your spouse, the 411 on penis pumps & seasonal depression woes
2024/01/29
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166- scheduling sex is sexy, navigating resentment in marriage, and how to not be boring in bed ft. Dana B. Meyers
2024/01/22
Today I am joined with Dana B. Meyers; founder of Booty Parlor, author and voice of sexual empowerment discussing how she keeps her marriage of 19 years passionate, fun and sex filled. We chatted navigating resentments, asking for what you need and feeling good in your skin so you can actually enjoy sex! Keep the pussy alive ladies! She gives us her tips on scheduling sex and how its is actually a super sexy thing. She shares why she thinks she is having the best sex so far in her marriage and how she got to that point. Tune in for that & more! Todays listener questions include a 29 year old male who post breakup is struggling perform...is it mindset or an actual physical issue? Another listener says the sex is good, but not amazing "every time"..is this just LTR/marriage..or should he be expecting the good good, passionate, hot heavy..more often?! Another thing..did you know that ejaculating and orgasming don't always happen simultaneously? To learn more about todays guest go to: http://www.bootyparlor.com/ Shop Glamour Puss use code "JORDYN20" Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate starting at just $1.49 per meal PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate dot com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2403-jordyn and use code "Jordyn" to try Beducated FREE 24 hours + get 50% yearly subscription . BlueChew: Get your first month free *only pay $5 shipping) when you use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
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165- sex on my spouses terms, struggling to orgasm post divorce & storytime: I fell for my boss; the ultimate HR violation
2024/01/15
Being the high drive spouse comes with the familiar feeling of rejection. One man writes in and shares how sex seems to be on all on his wife's terms as he has a much higher drive. The sex isn't bad, but again her way, her time. Is he destined to fantasize about the pleasure he really wants to experience or can his circumstances change? Another listener admits that post divorce she has been unable to climax with a partner...she wonders if her anti-depressants are a factor, but the thing is...she can orgasm by her self. How does she conquer this issue? Is it mental? Physical? Both? Lastly a listener shares she has the hots for her boss; since Ive shared before my now husband at one time was my actual boss..I felt a little story time + my advice on what NOT to do was necessary. =) Tune in now! Want to "start a fire in your pants?!"..join the freaking PATREON. BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE (only pay $5 shipping ) using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout! www.BlueChew.com Uberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% + free shipping on your purchase. www.Uberlube.com Ask me anything @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com collabs: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com
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164- vanilla husbands, a virgins performance anxiety & 5 sex toys every vulva owner neeeeeds!
2024/01/08
SEX TOYS MENTIONED IN TODAYS EP: Fun Factory Toys: VIM Wand (my fav) , Lady Bi Rabbit LoveHoney Toys (use code HOUSEWIFE10 to get discount at checkout!!): Magic Wand , Happy Rabbit, Womanizer, Indulge air suction/g-spot stim, We-Vibe Sync (C-Shape) Pinpoint stimulation: Lovense Hyphey Ask Anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. Join the PATREON here. Follow me on social media @_thehornyhousewifepodcast EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to www.EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak. Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 50% off yearly subscription using code 'JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/pd2401-jordyn BlueChew: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get your first months supply FREE just pay shipping! ($5 flat!) Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
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163- public roleplaying, a man who only orgasms solo, and the good/bad/ugly truth about p*rn.
2024/01/01
Todays topic is PORN! The pros, the cons, the reality of your relationship with porn and how it effects your LTR/marriage. Benefits of porn, and the darker side of porn....I am not shying away from either. The great debate; is porn actually addictive...does it even matter? What does matter then? I conclude the discussion with my opinion on only fans vs. porn. Todays listener questions consist of woman who desire to roleplay in the way depicted in "Four Christmas's"..can it really be done? Sometimes role play sounds so sexy..but feels so silly...my advice! Another man shares he can climax when masturbating, but not with his partner..in fact he has never nut with his fiance!..Is he doomed?!! Another man asks for vagina chaffing remedies...his wife loves a good beard ride, but the aftermath is'nt always pretty. CHEERS TO 2024- happy new year my amazing freaky fam3 Join the Patreon! Need a product that hydrates the vulva- look no further than Glamour Puss! (use my code JORDYN20 for 20% off) Butter Wellness: Get 20% off the personal massager using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout. BlueChew: Get your first months supply free (only pay shipping) using code "HOUSEWIFE" at bluechew.com Uberlube: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING Shop my fav toys at: FUN FACTORY ( the VIM wand will rock your world! ) Always wanted a FLESHLIGHT ?! Get 10% your purchase using code "housewife10" here! Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
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162- reflecting on my marriage, shrunken ball play, travel sports affairs, and techniques for erotic mindfulness
2023/12/18
Last EP of 2023!! Season 3 kicked ass and today I am recapping what I have learned in my own marriage this year. Todays listener questions include a wife who shares her husbands balls have shrunk due to TrT therapy; she wants any "small ball play" tips I may have. Another husband comes to me venting his wife of 20 years had an affair with the travel bball coach; it never turned physical but still was betrayal...does it throw in the towel or move forward. Lastly a 40 year girlfriend wants a different title; she and her new man of 3 years were both previously married and both never thought it would be in the cards again..but she changed her mind. She wants to know he belongs to her forever and ever...what is a girl to do. Todays topic is 'erotic mindfulness' a quickie lesson I took on Beducated.com; learn 2 techniques to get you more in tune with your body and emotions. Follow me on instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Join the PATREON. Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at uberlube.com Beducated: Try 24 hours free all-access using code "JORDYN" as well as 40% a yearly subscription; go to https://beducate.me/pd2348-jordyn Microdose: To learn more about micro-dosing THC go to microdose.com and get 30% off your first order using code "housewife". For strain specific higher dose gummies click here. BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout; only pay $5 shipping. Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
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161- swallowing, high drive women, tossing salad, and "feet freaks"
2023/12/11
Today Ive got some hot tips for the girlies struggling to swallow, the high drive spouses feeling rejected, and what to do when your husband wants to eat your ass. Todays topic of the hour; FEET. Feet love, adoration, fetish - I asked YOU and the listeners weighed in. Tune in now=) Popstar: Click the link to get their holiday deal of only $99 for a quarterly subscription! Uberlube: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING on your order! Butter Wellness: Get 20% off your personal massager using code "housewife" at butterwellness.com Enjoy audio erotica?! Join the PATREON! Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
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4.7 out of 5
1131 reviews
I’m just here for the tea 2024/02/23
Authentic
Jordyn makes talking about sex okay, not just in the bedroom. Some of us grew up in a home that it was not okay to have sexual curiosity. Jordyn is se...
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remfish 2024/02/23
Brightens up my Monday 👏🏻
I’ve listened for at least a year now and look forward to your new episode every Monday. Love the “toxic” big sister advice 😂 as well as the real, l...
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Kayla Szalma 2024/02/22
LOVE!
Absolutely Love this post cast! Love the listener questions, different topics each week! I look forward to Mondays to listen to the show, and now Wedn...
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mamacassreads 2024/02/22
You need this podcast in your life
I’m hopping over from Spotify, just to leave a review because this podcast is ✨ chef’s kiss ✨ perfection. Jordyn is hilarious in her delivery of real-...
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T.Scott54 2024/02/22
Truth
This pod is awesome
makingmovesjb 2024/02/21
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE
LOVE this podcast. Each episode delves into fascinating topics, and I could (in fact I do) listen to Jordyn non-stop. Not only does she offer valuable...
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Nickname0512 2024/02/16
REAL TALK Podcast
I can’t get enough of these episodes. The education I’ve gotten on top of many laughs (this chick is just NAT UR A LLY funny!) is out of this world. N...
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Anonymous Review Author 2024/02/19
A Tried To Like It
I was really hoping I would like this show. I enjoy learning about sexual topics and expanding my knowledge. Not just for personal use and gaining exp...
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Michellebotkin 2024/02/14
Obsessed!
I’m obsessed with this podcast! Great content in every episode I’ve listened to so far. And I’m plowin through them since i found this show! Plz keep...
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ShayShayyyy08 2024/02/04
I wanna be her friend IRL
Jordyn!!! I feel like we would be real life BFFs!! I only just started listening last week and I’ve gone through SO MANY EPISODES (I drive a lot😅) Yo...
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