Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7
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122 episodes
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Yes
Date created
2017/12/07
Average duration
57 min.
Release period
21 days

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Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/yfbspod/subscribe Let’s review: there’s no good art and it’s a red flag for adults to have a favorite band. Naturally, most of you will disagree. That's fine. Just pretend it's a drinking game. An algorithm randomly assigns the band Mark & Tyler destroy in every episode. Start on one everybody knows is trash, like The Beatles. But soon you'll realize culture is a pyramid scheme and your favorite band is just the soundtrack to a fake vintage t-shirt. (Get Ad-Free Episodes Here: https://anchor.fm/yfbspod/subscribe)

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Christmas Music Sucks: Part 6, The Voicemail Episode
2023/12/10
Alright, this is the sixth freakin' time we've done one of these things so you shouldn't need much in the way of an introduction. Y'all know what it is. But wait... Could there be any surprises in this latest installment of our great podcast tradition? Listen and learn! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yfbspod/message
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SOUNDGARDENSUCKS
2023/11/24
This holiday season we thought it would be nice to bring back a truly deep, old-school Q4 discount by taking 100% off the value of Soundgarden, one of the most overrated bands of all time. If the dude with the microphone is just going to scream all the time then shouldn't the music be heavier? How can the fans call this good songwriting when all of the lyrics are idiotic nonsense? Why is the most annoying drummer you know going to punch a hole in their bedroom wall when you send them a link to this? All these questions and more will be answered in today's episode of the podcast: Soundgarden Sucks! (BTW we are running an actual sale this weekend, too. Promo code CREED4EVER gets you 30% off podcast merch until Tuesday at shop.yfbspod.com) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yfbspod/message
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Cream Sucks
2023/10/19
Please consider this episode of the podcast your one-time-only, always-true, get-it-tattooed-somewhere-on-your-body-and-never-worry-about-new-facts-coming-to-light reminder: you do not under any circumstances need to hand it to the band Cream. Forget every stupid Boomer joke you've ever heard that implies Eric Clapton was once a good guitarist or was once in a good band. It's always been a myth. Cream was unquestionably the most over-rated band of the 1960s and anyone who wants to argue about that has no good opinions on music. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yfbspod/message
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The 1975 Sucks
2023/10/05
If you’ve heard of The 1975 but aren’t really sure where, they’re the British one with the lead singer who’s been giving everyone a different reason to hate him every week or so for the past few years. Meanwhile Mark and Tyler hate the whole band because they’ve never released a good song, which used to be the barrier of entry on anyone caring enough to pay attention to the antics of a band's lead singer. This ain’t Oasis, people! It’s a pretty simple rule: if you wouldn’t listen to the guy sing, don’t listen to him talk. What you should be listening to instead is this brand new episode of the podcast about how much The 1975 sucks! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yfbspod/message
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Bob Seger Sucks
2023/09/14
Please, for the love of all that is decent in the world, leave those old records on the shelf, Bob! Even if the music you grew up on was once half as cool as you seem to think - which it wasn't - and even if you yourself were once half as cool as you seem to think - which you definitely weren't - what about any of that would lead you to believe the world needs you to write approximately 80 songs on that topic and only that topic?! Nobody cares that you used to get your dick wet, dude. You've got to stop singing about it. It was already weird about 40 years ago and at this point it's become a fairly serious problem, for you, for us, for everyone still living under the delusion that these songs were ever awesome... Press play on this episode to let Mark and Tyler free you from the spell of Mr. Seger's past! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yfbspod/message
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The Weeknd Sucks
2023/08/24
You know, it really was a great question... What if there was a new R&B singer pop star who represented modern attitudes toward sexual inhibition and general debauchery? Too bad we still don't have an answer because at this point it's pretty extremely clear The Weeknd is and has always been a giant dork. Sure, back in the early days, nobody knew much about him and could only imagine how insane the drugs and parties and sex must be if that's all he ever wanted to sing about. But he just couldn't keep his true self hidden in the shadows! Ready for Mark and Tyler to take you on a guided tour of how one man defied all the odds to become a global phenomenon, then defied common sense by ruining it all for no good reason? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yfbspod/message
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Avenged Sevenfold Sucks
2023/08/03
Every person who's gonna get mad about this episode was a member of the final generation to still believe all the time they spent hanging out at the mall as a teenager was awesome and literally any of the things they think they learned about music at that mall were/are valid. So right away everyone else should be able to tell the cognitive dissonance in the replies anywhere this gets shared will be entirely off the charts. Are you ready to learn about some tough guy metalheads who also used to spend more time in the mirror on their hair and makeup than your little sister ever did? Are you ready to learn about how Meathead Eddie Munster over here has had a decades-long career as a singer despite not actually being able to sing? Are you ready to take NFT-investment advice from a band who between all the various members may or may not have ever read one (1) complete book? Are you ready to listen to Mark and Tyler spend an hour dunking on all of these things and more?! Press play, folks! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yfbspod/message
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Alice in Chains Sucks
2023/07/13
Is it possible this is the Actual Most Depressing Grunge Band out of all the depressing grunge bands to ever exist? Turns out some bands never recover from finding out they aren't good enough to make it in hair metal. But that only explains how a group of guys could wind up making music this miserable and boring. What in the hell compels anyone else to waste time listening to it? Tune in to today's episode as Mark and Tyler consider these and other great mysteries of "the Seattle sound." But wait! Make sure to listen all the way to the end for details on how you have a chance to appear as a guest on a future episode of the podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yfbspod/message
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Simon & Garfunkel Sucks
2023/06/22
Was this musical partnership a timeless classic or a barely functional soap opera nearly running off the rails at every turn? Simon & Garfunkel were a great example of why it should be illegal for pop culture media to refer to musical artists as "geniuses." It's only a matter of time before even the most marginally talented hack would start to believe it's actually true. There are at least three stories in this episode that could only happen due to pure, unbridled narcissism. Is it even possible to cover the entire trainwreck when there's this much material to work with? The only way to know is to press play and find out why Simon & Garfunkel sucks! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yfbspod/message
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Sigur Rós Sucks
2023/06/08
Ever wonder what it would be like if baby talk could become a whole band? Wonder no longer, friends, because it already happened. Some of you already know who Sigur Rós is. (Or, really, at this point, "was.") The rest of you are going to think Mark and Tyler are entirely fabricating this band from their imaginations. Defying all logic, this was a real thing. In fact, it was a cult and nearly everyone between the ages of 35 - 45 knows at least one person who was in this cult, whether they'd admit it or not. Some of them still have the tattoos. WARNING: this is the closest Mark's head has ever come to exploding while recording an episode. Press play at your own risk... of laughing your ass off. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yfbspod/message
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A.I. Music Sucks
2023/05/18
BREAKING: we interrupt your daily doomscroll with an emergency broadcast addressing the use of A.I. technology in music! It's impossible to keep up with all the new developments. Every day seems to bring more stories of a new way A.I. is going to change everything we think we know about music by, like, next week. From celebrity impersonations to bringing back the voices of dead legends to ending the careers of pop stars and entirely putting humans out of work - how's all this stuff actually going to shake out? If only there were two assholes with no reason to avoid saying exactly what needs to be said about the music industry... That's right, friends! Mark and Tyler are here to answer, well, maybe not all the questions you have but definitely most of the questions smart people should be asking at this moment in history. One thing is for certain, no matter what: A.I. music sucks! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yfbspod/message
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NSYNC Sucks
2023/05/04
Just when you thought the '90s Boy Band Fandom Wars were over, the podcast pulls you back in! Take a trip with us to the past. Every college freshman either has frosted tips or a nipple ring - and those are just the guys. The sound blasting out of every dorm room is another slight variation on legitimately the worst-sounding music you've ever heard in your life but, for some reason, you're expected to select and defend one iteration of this evil banality. Who do you choose to stan? Certainly not NSYNC. Even by commercial pop music standards, NSYNC is indefensible. Press play on the episode to hear Mark and Tyler sing parody versions of a bunch of NSYNC songs, stay for the astute breakdown and analysis of some of the most baffling con artistry in the history of the music industry. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yfbspod/message
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3.7 out of 5
2336 reviews
Swervin irv1n 2023/11/07
Eh
They are alright but just negative
leo_dio 2024/02/11
Brilliant, Scathing, Hilarious
This podcast does a fantastic job of both rightfully (and at times hyperbolically) barbecuing some of music’s most sacred cows, while also offering a ...
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IslandMarket 2024/02/09
YFBS Review
Everyone is entitled to an opinion and many slant their stories, fair enough. The host’s affections are off putting, repulsive. Their arguments often ...
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earpain 2024/01/31
Boring
Nothing interesting on these clowns.
Zachzhorne 2024/01/27
Country Music🤠
I listened to almost every episode of this podcast; mygirlfriend heard 3 seconds of a clip and said it was sexist and i realized it’s sadly true 💞🫡...
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LilGaryMac 2024/01/21
Light listening for music amateurs
Pretty entertaining to listen to these guys lay into a bunch of popular artists! It becomes pretty obvious pretty quick that this isn't like industry ...
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taint 2023/12/20
A Schtick Too Far
Look, I get it. No one is above criticism. But what these guys are doing doesn’t even count as criticism. Beavis and Butthead are critical geniuses...
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Tholomew Plague 2023/12/06
Somebody has daddy issues
In an attempt to stand out and trigger fans is actually a pretty funny formula. However these episodes are poorly researched and poorly executed.
baljdiegfkd 2023/11/28
Idolect
Two of THE gayest voices of all time
MrsMLCH 2023/11/25
Waste of time
I was told about these guys and I was curious what they had to say. I figured they had some deep thoughtful comments on why any of these bands are not...
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