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This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Kinnick Stadium —Aubrey Plaza —Jimmy Kimmel 00:00 Introductions 05:20 Aubrey Plaza 12:50 Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC 29:22 John Malkovich & Israel 34:58 Yvonne “Missy” Woods Introductions nathan spent the morning cleaning up Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City.  What’s the most surprising thing he found? Tune in to find out. Aubrey Plaza Our clickbait of the week involves Aubrey, and her exciting dating history. Note: entertainment media is the absolute worst. Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC First and foremost: the FCC is run by a partisan a-hole hack.  Brendan Carr has his tongue so far up Trump’s butt that it’s sad.  He’s not protecting the airwaves, he’s protecting the Orange Douche. That said, the idea Jimmy Kimmel moved his James Talarico interview to YouTube was because of “FCC rules” is nonsense. Just have Ken Paxton on your show, and boom: problem solved. John Malkovich & Israel One of the few celebrities out there willing to travel to Israel just cancelled a performance, because Israel put words into his mouth. Oh, PR teams… How are you so bad at your jobs? Yvonne “Missy” Woods A Colorado crime analyst cheated the results, and is going to jail. Yikes. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Lindsay Clancy —WI Judge Messes Up 00:00 Introductions 00:28 Lindsay Clancy 19:51 WI Judge Messes Up Lindsay Clancy The trail is over, and somehow we managed to not talk about it at all while the world was taking sides and digging in. What a time to be alive. Well, it was a mistrial. Is that because Massachusetts has horrible insanity laws? Probably. What’s next? Who knows? WI Judge Messes Up How this isn’t bigger news is beyond me. I need to be careful in the description here, because the algorithm doesn’t like certain words, topics, or truths, so suffice to say: a judge in Wisconsin just ruled in favor of something awful. Tune in to hear what. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Zohran Mamdani —Trump Blames Vandals 00:00 Introductions 01:47 Zohran Mamdani 20:23 Trump Blames Vandals 28:26 Demon Hunters 36:58 More COVID Nonsense 39:43 Iowa Regents Zohran Mamdani People have opinions on Mamdani… But should they? If you don’t live in NYC, what do you care? And why? Trump Blames Vandals Donald Trump is the epitome of what it means to live a life free of reality, and consequences. All he does is lie, and it’s hilarious. (And sad.) Demon Hunters Christian music is hilariously bad of it’s on accord, but Christian metal? Lol, my God…  What is wrong with you, that you think hoarsely screaming into a microphone backed by distorted guitars and pounding drums is a good idea? Anyway, they’re suing Netflix, because Netflix apparently made enjoyable art using a similar name, and they’re jealous.  Or something like that.  More COVID Nonsense Why is it that whenever the RFK Jr. crowd crows about a report showing vaccinations are bad, it turns out the report is fraudulent? Oh, right… Because anti-science people aren’t interested in facts. Iowa Regents The Iowa Regents are a bunch of lying crybabies. They are doing everything they can to force a course no one wants down every student’s throat, and using taxpayer dollars to fund it. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Coca-Cola Christians —A Nonprofit CEO 00:00 Introductions 03:43 Coca-Cola Christians 12:53 Nonprofit CEO  25:31 Employee of the Week 29:05 Trump: In the Navy 41:27 Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert Coca-Cola Christians Question: who’s stupider, Coca-Cola executives for NOT seeing the controversy that would hit them if they censored personalized cans, or Christians, for being the whiniest crybaby snowflakes on the planet?  Nonprofit CEO The CEO of a California-based (Los Angeles specifically) nonprofit designed to assist homeless people… …lives in a mansion in Hawaii, and earned almost a million dollars a year over the course of a couple years. Is Carol Adelkoff bilking the system? Tune in and find out. Employee of the Week Shake Shack employee Keondre Simmons called in sick to work, showed up and robbed the place, and then showed up for his next shift a couple days later. Hero. Trump: In the Navy Trump wants to waste billions of dollars making the Navy less technologically advanced, and therefore weaker. How long before we discover he received a bribe from a company that can dumb down the ships Trump wants to worsen?  Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert We paid Argentina $20 billion after telling American farmers “USA #1,” and now their beef is being recalled. The Duggars are the worst family in the world, and Lauren Boebert and Sarah Pailin have more in common than being horrible politicians. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The Best Clickbait Headlines —The Worst Job Interview —Boy George 00:00 Introductions 00:37 The Worst Job Interview 13:30 Clickbait Headlines 22:13 Boy George 30:25 The Odyssey  43:24 JimothyThe Worst Job Interview nathan got a lead on a corporate gig, but the people in charge have absolutely no clue what they’re doing. Clickbait Headlines Sometimes they’re great, sometimes they’re horrible, this week we’re looking at one from each category. Side note: the worst one this week involves the WNBA, where all the coverage is about race, and none of the coverage is about the games. Boy George Boy George wrote a new song!Kind of.He wrote lyrics for a new song, and then had AI write the… I guess you’d call it, “music.” It’s pretty bad, but it upset all the right people, because it’s a pro-Israel diddy you can tap your foot to. But, the outraged are ignoring the lyrics for the stance, and soiling their diapers. Because that’s what they do. The Odyssey  If you don’t like it, you’re MAGA! So screams the left, who refuse to let the film stand on its own merits, but must reduce everything to politics, even where no politics exist. Also: John Leguizamo is a hypocrite.  Why?  How?  Tune in and find out. Jimothy A crybaby is trying to use everyone’s favorite raccoon to push an agenda.This is why we can’t have nice things. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The Best Clickbait Headlines —Homoerotic Christian Gyms 00:00 Introductions 01:29 The Best Clickbait Headlines 14:23 Homoerotic Christian Gyms 27:51 Supergirl 31:14 Afroman The Best Clickbait Headlines If you’re a listener, you know we love us some clickbait here on the pod, and these are the two best we’ve ever come across. Eye catching, intriguing, interesting… These two clickbait headlines are tops in our book. Homoerotic Christian Gyms Addicts… they can be a fun hang, if they’re addicted to booze, pills, or some other mind-altering substance. But man… when they switch from that to an addiction to religion? Insufferable. Simple-minded douchebag Jeff Hambrecht is an addict, and because he lacks the ability to not cheat on his wife, instead of seeking therapy, he decided to create the most homoerotic Christian gym, ever. Afroman Oh, this is beautiful… After being unjustly maligned by police, he wrote some diss tracks. The police sued, and he won. Now, Afroman is suing the police for their actions. Please, Jesus… let him win.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Stupid People —Caitlin Clark 00:00 Introductions 01:42 Stupid People 05:43 Good Food 22:27 Medical Testing in India 25:45 Caitlin Clark 36:35 Courtney Stodden Stupid People Do you know someone that reacts to the first ten seconds of something, and thinks they know the whole picture? Well, you know someone stupid!“I watched the first few seconds of Titanic… I bet the ship makes it!” “I watched the opening to Saving Private Ryan… wow, looks like Germany is gonna win!” Jumping to conclusions makes you a moron, plain and simple. Good Food When you’re eating ethnic food, should you go to a fine dining establishment, or a hole in the wall? My wife answered incorrectly, but I was able to help her see the light. Medical Testing in India This is nothing more than a story about bad journalism. Caitlin Clark It is beyond insane how much abuse the face of the WNBA takes.  For all the talk of women being “sisters,” and womanhood is a “sisterhood,” man, them catty witches attack her for being the best in the league non-stop. To make things super fun, “journalist” Nancy Armour either went for rage bait, or the title of dumbest woman on the planet, because she said Clark is responsible for fueling racism. Courtney Stodden At age 16, Courtney Stodden married 51 year-old pedo, Doug Hutchison. And, yes, that is absolutely the correct usage of pedo. Now she wants to protect girls from being child brides, and God bless her for it.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Tariff Refunds —Big Tobacco 00:00 Introductions 03:45 Tariff Refunds 11:54 Obamacare Enrollment 16:08 Big Tobacco  26:54 Censorship! Tariff Refunds Our moron in chief threw illegal tariffs onto imports, we paid the extra costs, and now the companies are getting the refunds.  Thank you, complete idiots who voted for this. Obamacare Enrollment  Numbers are plummeting, but not for the reason you think. Logic would dictate that rising costs are causing people to drop their insurance, but don’t worry, the moron in charge says it was “phantom enrollments.” Big Tobacco  The U.S. had curbed flavored vapes aimed at kids, but one bribe to Donald Trump later, that’s changing… Censorship! Apple News and Google suppressed negative Graham Platner stories!So much so, that the only time anyone saw Graham Platner in the news, is when it was a negative story. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Conor McGregor —Arson in the News —Islamic Republic of Japan 00:00 Introductions 04:30 Conor McGregor 14:50 Arson in the News 20:50 Biohacking 22:57 Anti-vax Murder Mom 33:18 Islamic Republic of Japan 34:51 Conservative College Courses Conor McGregor Apparently he went down IMMEDIATELY.  I hope you didn’t pay for view this “fight,” because you wasted your money. Also discussed: A Swiss player flops in the World Cup, and the ref gives him a deserved second yellow card. EVERY SOCCER PLAYER THAT FLOPS SHOULD BE BOOTED FROM THE GAME. I like watching the World Cup, but my God… They’re all a bunch of ankle-grabbing crybabies. Oh, and I guess Lindsey Graham died. Shoulda happened 15 years ago.  Arson in the News Um… I don’t want to make the algorithm angry, so I’m gonna be careful here, but apparently Christopher Peden chopped off his own twig & berries, and lit them on fire. Yeah. So… drugs, mental illness, or both?  Biohacking Brian Johnson said, “I’m going to live forever!”  Mother Nature said, “Hold my beer.” Anti-Vax Murder Mom RFK Jr. is one of the worst people on the planet, and Andrea Shaw is using that to her advantage.  She allegedly murdered her babies, and blamed the flu shot. Why? Because she knew that a crowd of anti-vaxxers would embrace her, because they are so very, very stupid.  Islamic Republic of Japan Trump is just so very, very stupid. Conservative College Courses West Virginia spent $3 million to create a college course that fights the “woke” agenda. One person signed up. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Banana Ball —Mexican Batman 00:00 Introductions 07:55 Banana Ball 14:41 Mexican Batman 21:40 Shrek 5 27:26 Trump Coin 31:03 California Volume 32:52 State Fair 250 37:10 Rush  Banana Ball Could Major League Baseball learn something from the Savanah Bananas? YES. Implement the new rules, but not the dancing? Boom. Baseball is fixed. Mexican Batman A hero is taping motorcycle thieves to poles, and I’m here for it. Shrek 5 Shrek was a brilliant, fun movie. Every sequel has been absolute garbage.  So of COURSE they’re making another one. Bleh. Trump Coin He’s made hundreds of millions; “investors” have lost billions. Lol, morons.  California Volume California gets almost everything wrong, especially housing and homelessness, but they got the volume control on advertising right. Good on ya, California. State Fair 250 The fact Fox outright lies to people is nothing new—they had to pay $700 million for doing so about election 2020. But now they’re doing it so very, very blatantly… You have to be so incredibly stupid to consider Fox News a source of information… Rush They’re cancelling shows the right way. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/ 23:06

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Jackass 5 —Trump’s Reflecting Pool —Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong 00:00 Introductions 00:23 Jackass 5 08:50 Trump’s Reflecting Pool 13:53 America 250 Fair 17:55 Save America Act 27:39 Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong 37:31 Test Fraud in College Jackass, Best & Last nathan took his eleven-year-old son to the movie, which is the perfect age for such nonsense. The kiddo loved it, nathan liked it…  …but ultimately has to admit, spending your money on seeing it in the theater is a bit of a waste. Trump’s Reflecting Pool It’s a nice combination of funny & sad that the reflecting pool debacle is an apples-to-apples representation of Trump’s presidency.  America 250 Fair It’s bombing thus far. But, hey… on the plus side, no one had to sit through Vanilla Ice. That’s a win. Save America Act Trump is holding the bipartisan Affordable Housing Bill hostage because he wants to repress the vote. Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong There are several certainties in life: death, taxes, the fact you do not need butt implants, and the fact that if you do get butt implants, do not go to a strip mall “medical” facility to have them removed. Thus spaketh the Lord. Test Fraud in College An Amazon driver took tests for college students… …AND MADE MILLIONS!! Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/ 23:06

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Modern Dating —Trump’s Reflecting Pool 00:00 Introductions 01:04 Modern Dating 05:33 Portugal Soccer 18:19 Rod Stewart 28:27 Trump’s Reflecting Pool —Modern Dating A woman started dating appropriately, and thought she’d done something special. Weird. —Portugal Soccer Portugal soccer players refused to leave their Florida hotel rooms, because they saw alligators on the pitch. —Rod Stewart South Park made fun of Rod for being too old to perform TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO… and people are still paying to see him live. WHY??? —Trump’s Reflecting Pool $15 million to a friend, to fail. I wonder what the kickback was. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Mötley Crüe 00:00 Introductions 02:19 Mötley Crüe 11:46 $1.8 Billion Slush Fund 21:24 Michael Jackson 28:08 University of Iowa 35:24 Military Religions Mötley Crüe Aaaaaand, it’s gone. After every C list celebrity performer outside of D list Vanilla Ice pulled out, Trump has turned America’s Birthday into a MAGA rally. Go morons!  Also: was Mötley Crüe the most influential Hair Metal band of the 1980s?Yes. Yes they were. $1.8 Billion Slush Fund Did you beat a cop on January 6th?  Then YOU are entitled to compensation. The most corrupt president in all of history does it again. Michael Jackson The successful bio pic (biography picture, not biopic) is getting a sequel! So… Are they going to make it realistic this time? Will the FULL story be told, now? Or will the dark truths be ignored again? University of Iowa Conservative hypocrites did it!  Wooo!They are mandating a class no one wants at the University of Iowa.  Indoctrination, indeed… Military Religions The military has stopped recognizing over 200 religions… I mean, that’s a good start, right? Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Iranian Peace Talks —James Talarico 00:00 Introductions 05:37 Iran 08:40 James Talarico 15:47 U-Haul 23:57 Thomas Massie 31:34 CBS  36:06 Comey Prosecutor 40:26 Speed Cameras Iran We’re so close to a peace deal!Oh, wait. This was recorded several days ago, and the needle hasn’t moved an inch. It’s almost like the orange blowhard moron is, dare I say it, a liar.  James Talarico Every election cycle, we hear that Texas is on the verge of turning blue. And then it goes SOLIDLY red. But, a Dem won in Alabama after the Republicans nominated a pedo. Ken Paxton protects pedos, and is a horrible, horrible person… Does that mean Talarico might slip in a win? U-Haul A trailer missing for 14 years turns up. What?  Thomas Massie He’s down, but not out… CBS They fired Colbert, even though he was in first place in his time slot. His replacement? Last place. However… is the new show more profitable? Comey Prosecutor The lead prosecutor in the James Comey 86/47 has quit without reason. Well… The reason is: they have no case. It’s all vindictive bs. Speed Cameras Using citizens as piggy banks. That’s all those are good for. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Trump Phones 2.0 —Republicans & Child Marriage 00:00 Introductions 01:02 Trump Phones 2.0 05:33 Republicans & Child Marriage 19:53 The University of Iowa 28:34 Black Boycott 35:00 Dumbocrats 41:01 Ben Palmer Trump Phones 2.0 We got it wrong!  We said Trump was grifting, and that the phones would never arrive, and BAM! Customers got their phones! Sure, they weren’t made in America, so the idea they would be was an outright lie, they were missing two stripes, but who cares? Two of the original 13 colonies were sissies anyway… …and BONUS, they’re already leaking user data! Ah, morons.  That’s what you MAGA cultists are. Complete morons.  Republicans & Child Marriage Should a 12-year-old girl be married off to a 40-year-old man? No. Never. But Republicans will fight for the right of a religious group to do so, even if they hide it under the guise of, “What if two 16-year-olds want to get married.” Child marriage is gross, but Republicans seem to love it. The University of Iowa Republicans in Iowa want to force students to take classes the students aren’t interested in. Because, you know, liberals are indoctrinating kids.  Black Boycott The Supreme Court struck down voting rights for under-represented people, and states across the U.S. started gerrymandering districts in order to repress the population. How to fight this? Hit ‘em where it hurts. The idea Black athletes would turn down offers from Universities in these districts, these states, is fantastic. It would be massive… If it happened. Come on, Black athletes… do your thing. Dumbocrats Ben Palmer Ben is a comedian who exposed the worst of America by creating a fake website that confused dimwits into thinking they were reporting illegal immigrants to the Department of Homeland Security. One horrible woman wanted a kindergartner deported for being brown. Racists walk among us, and they vote. Anyway, the DHS took note, and issued a “BOLO” (Be on the Lookout for) notification regarding Palmer. Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/