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This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Haircuts & Halloween —Nick Reiner 00:00 Introductions 21:29 Nick Reiner 31:13 Tommy the Republican Plant 35:52 Vivek Ramaswamy 41:01 Political Ads Introductions The idiots discuss haircuts & Halloween… nathan went to an MTV themed costume party, where drunk people were expected to sing, “We Are the World.” Yeah, no. Jake bet on UFC fights, asa he tends to do, and the duo discuss the Milwaukee Brewers epic World Series run. Finally: the NFL is going strong, and we’re all in. Nick Reiner There’s a $1.5 million trust fund just sitting doing nothing, and the lawyers want it. I mean, they’re not defending Nick because he’s innocent, but because Nick can make them wealthy. Tommy the Republican Plant A video went viral last week, and with good reason. A patriotic Christian male named “Tommy” decided to go after Abdul El-Sayed, and he brought a MAGA IQ to a Mensa fight. Tommy absolutely had his butt handed to him, and after it was all over, a quick internet search showed that Tommy was a Republican operative. Someone wanted to catch El-Sayed in a “gotcha” moment, and man did that backfire. Vivek Ramaswamy Lol, wow… the only appropriate way to describe him would get us banned from social media.  Political Ads They target the dumbest of the dumb, and Ashley Hinson in Iowa is hoping that monumentally stupid people believe her lies. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Shane Gillis Hosts SNL —Football 00:00 Introductions 05:02 Video Games 16:31 Katie Zacharia 26:25 Clickbait of the Week 30:16 Trump Halts Sanctions 34:47 Shane Gillis Hosts SNL Introductions We’re talking football, baby.  Video Games Who doesn’t love a good video game? We’re just casually rambling on about Grand Theft Auto, Tomb Raider… World-building games. Katie Zacharia Jake & nathan argue over whether or not the most unqualified Press Secretary to ever stand at a podium is attractive or not. And, since I’m the one typing this all up, the answer is no. She’s not attractive. Clickbait of the Week A headline screamed that if they won, Dems would attack Donald Trump. The reality of the article was: Dems were going to attack his horrible, failing policies.  Trump Halts Sanctions Donald Trump, the worst president in American history, has tanked the economy. Again. Just like he did in round one. But this time, he thinks he can save it, by dropping some sanctions against Russia. So, Russia sells goods, uses the money to support Iran, Iran bombs both its neighbors and the U.S. Military… Art of the deal. Shane Gillis Hosts SNL Shane Gillis hosted Saturday Night Live, told a joke, and the crybabies reacted. (Because that’s what crybabies do.) What’s funny (meaning sad), is that the same people who called Sydney Sweeney names and told her to wear more clothes, are the same people calling Shane names for saying women under-dress at the gym.  Irony is a beautiful thing.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Iowa Embraces Satan —Hardcore Jews 00:00 Introductions 16:55 Zach Bryan 18:23 American Idol 20:43 Nidal Hasan 31:24 Circumcision 34:12 Iowa Embraces Satan 37:27 Hardcore Jews Roast Comedy nathan has a roast show coming up, so he and Jake discuss that branch of stand-up comedy. Also discussed: politically correct drag shows. Zach Bryan Zach wore a “Free Palestine” shirt inside Gillette Stadium. Take that, Robert Kraft. American Idol Oh, clickbait… Caleb Flynn was on two episodes of American Idol, so when he was sentenced to prison for murdering his wife, the headlines called him a “FORMER CONTESTANT.” Sure. Oh, by the way, he was also a CHRISTIAN PASTOR. Just saying. Nidal Hasan nathan is all about the death penalty, but Jake convinces him that using it on piece of human poop Nidal Hasan is a bad idea. Circumcision This came out of left field, but we talk about it. Because why not?  Iowa Embraces Satan OK, not really, but still amusing.  Hardcore Jews And, because of our circumcision conversation earlier, we go down a path filled with NYC Hasidic Jews. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

Episode 690: Eric Schmitt This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Failed Executions —Eric Schmitt 00:00 Introductions 00:31 Failed Executions 14:14 U2 & Ed Sheeran 17:19 Trade War 21:56 Eric Schmitt Failed Executions Oh, Tennessee, you silly, incompetent state. The Volunteer state needed to put a prisoner down, and they botched it. In a country full of guns, and we can’t remove a psychopath from our midst.  Hashtag: sad. U2 & Ed Sheeran We’ve talked about the Macklemore/Sheeran nonsense already, but this was a nice feather in Jake’s cap: Bono agrees with him. A ginger who sings bland pop music shouldn’t be the enemy in this situation.  Trade War Jake is an alcoholic, and Trump just banned liquor imports from Canada. Let’s see how he feels about that. Eric Schmitt Eric Schmitt is a partisan hack with an IQ relative to that of a turnip, or potato(e). He’s also an a-hole. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The NFL 00:00 Introductions 00:21 The NFL 08:19 Ginger Singer Followup 21:04 Kid Rock Festival 34:20 Don’t Make Jokes The NFL Both Jake and nathan love football… Jake roots for the Lions, and nathan is perpetually let down by the Green Bay Packers. How important is an offensive line? Very. Very important. Ginger Singer Followup Ed Sheeran apologized for kicking Macklemore off his tour… Where was the apology for adding him in the first place? Kid Rock Festival What’s worse than a Kid Rock concert? A Kid Rock spoken word performance. Kid Rock was scheduled to spew his unique brand of stupid into a microphone at a political rally, but no one was interested.  Shocking.  Don’t Make Jokes A woman with too much time on her hands is upset because she didn’t like a joke contained within a romantic comedy. Oh grow up. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Kinnick Stadium —Aubrey Plaza —Jimmy Kimmel 00:00 Introductions 05:20 Aubrey Plaza 12:50 Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC 29:22 John Malkovich & Israel 34:58 Yvonne “Missy” Woods Introductions nathan spent the morning cleaning up Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City.  What’s the most surprising thing he found? Tune in to find out. Aubrey Plaza Our clickbait of the week involves Aubrey, and her exciting dating history. Note: entertainment media is the absolute worst. Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC First and foremost: the FCC is run by a partisan a-hole hack.  Brendan Carr has his tongue so far up Trump’s butt that it’s sad.  He’s not protecting the airwaves, he’s protecting the Orange Douche. That said, the idea Jimmy Kimmel moved his James Talarico interview to YouTube was because of “FCC rules” is nonsense. Just have Ken Paxton on your show, and boom: problem solved. John Malkovich & Israel One of the few celebrities out there willing to travel to Israel just cancelled a performance, because Israel put words into his mouth. Oh, PR teams… How are you so bad at your jobs? Yvonne “Missy” Woods A Colorado crime analyst cheated the results, and is going to jail. Yikes. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Lindsay Clancy —WI Judge Messes Up 00:00 Introductions 00:28 Lindsay Clancy 19:51 WI Judge Messes Up Lindsay Clancy The trail is over, and somehow we managed to not talk about it at all while the world was taking sides and digging in. What a time to be alive. Well, it was a mistrial. Is that because Massachusetts has horrible insanity laws? Probably. What’s next? Who knows? WI Judge Messes Up How this isn’t bigger news is beyond me. I need to be careful in the description here, because the algorithm doesn’t like certain words, topics, or truths, so suffice to say: a judge in Wisconsin just ruled in favor of something awful. Tune in to hear what. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Zohran Mamdani —Trump Blames Vandals 00:00 Introductions 01:47 Zohran Mamdani 20:23 Trump Blames Vandals 28:26 Demon Hunters 36:58 More COVID Nonsense 39:43 Iowa Regents Zohran Mamdani People have opinions on Mamdani… But should they? If you don’t live in NYC, what do you care? And why? Trump Blames Vandals Donald Trump is the epitome of what it means to live a life free of reality, and consequences. All he does is lie, and it’s hilarious. (And sad.) Demon Hunters Christian music is hilariously bad of it’s on accord, but Christian metal? Lol, my God…  What is wrong with you, that you think hoarsely screaming into a microphone backed by distorted guitars and pounding drums is a good idea? Anyway, they’re suing Netflix, because Netflix apparently made enjoyable art using a similar name, and they’re jealous.  Or something like that.  More COVID Nonsense Why is it that whenever the RFK Jr. crowd crows about a report showing vaccinations are bad, it turns out the report is fraudulent? Oh, right… Because anti-science people aren’t interested in facts. Iowa Regents The Iowa Regents are a bunch of lying crybabies. They are doing everything they can to force a course no one wants down every student’s throat, and using taxpayer dollars to fund it. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Coca-Cola Christians —A Nonprofit CEO 00:00 Introductions 03:43 Coca-Cola Christians 12:53 Nonprofit CEO  25:31 Employee of the Week 29:05 Trump: In the Navy 41:27 Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert Coca-Cola Christians Question: who’s stupider, Coca-Cola executives for NOT seeing the controversy that would hit them if they censored personalized cans, or Christians, for being the whiniest crybaby snowflakes on the planet?  Nonprofit CEO The CEO of a California-based (Los Angeles specifically) nonprofit designed to assist homeless people… …lives in a mansion in Hawaii, and earned almost a million dollars a year over the course of a couple years. Is Carol Adelkoff bilking the system? Tune in and find out. Employee of the Week Shake Shack employee Keondre Simmons called in sick to work, showed up and robbed the place, and then showed up for his next shift a couple days later. Hero. Trump: In the Navy Trump wants to waste billions of dollars making the Navy less technologically advanced, and therefore weaker. How long before we discover he received a bribe from a company that can dumb down the ships Trump wants to worsen?  Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert We paid Argentina $20 billion after telling American farmers “USA #1,” and now their beef is being recalled. The Duggars are the worst family in the world, and Lauren Boebert and Sarah Pailin have more in common than being horrible politicians. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The Best Clickbait Headlines —The Worst Job Interview —Boy George 00:00 Introductions 00:37 The Worst Job Interview 13:30 Clickbait Headlines 22:13 Boy George 30:25 The Odyssey  43:24 JimothyThe Worst Job Interview nathan got a lead on a corporate gig, but the people in charge have absolutely no clue what they’re doing. Clickbait Headlines Sometimes they’re great, sometimes they’re horrible, this week we’re looking at one from each category. Side note: the worst one this week involves the WNBA, where all the coverage is about race, and none of the coverage is about the games. Boy George Boy George wrote a new song!Kind of.He wrote lyrics for a new song, and then had AI write the… I guess you’d call it, “music.” It’s pretty bad, but it upset all the right people, because it’s a pro-Israel diddy you can tap your foot to. But, the outraged are ignoring the lyrics for the stance, and soiling their diapers. Because that’s what they do. The Odyssey  If you don’t like it, you’re MAGA! So screams the left, who refuse to let the film stand on its own merits, but must reduce everything to politics, even where no politics exist. Also: John Leguizamo is a hypocrite.  Why?  How?  Tune in and find out. Jimothy A crybaby is trying to use everyone’s favorite raccoon to push an agenda.This is why we can’t have nice things. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —The Best Clickbait Headlines —Homoerotic Christian Gyms 00:00 Introductions 01:29 The Best Clickbait Headlines 14:23 Homoerotic Christian Gyms 27:51 Supergirl 31:14 Afroman The Best Clickbait Headlines If you’re a listener, you know we love us some clickbait here on the pod, and these are the two best we’ve ever come across. Eye catching, intriguing, interesting… These two clickbait headlines are tops in our book. Homoerotic Christian Gyms Addicts… they can be a fun hang, if they’re addicted to booze, pills, or some other mind-altering substance. But man… when they switch from that to an addiction to religion? Insufferable. Simple-minded douchebag Jeff Hambrecht is an addict, and because he lacks the ability to not cheat on his wife, instead of seeking therapy, he decided to create the most homoerotic Christian gym, ever. Afroman Oh, this is beautiful… After being unjustly maligned by police, he wrote some diss tracks. The police sued, and he won. Now, Afroman is suing the police for their actions. Please, Jesus… let him win.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Stupid People —Caitlin Clark 00:00 Introductions 01:42 Stupid People 05:43 Good Food 22:27 Medical Testing in India 25:45 Caitlin Clark 36:35 Courtney Stodden Stupid People Do you know someone that reacts to the first ten seconds of something, and thinks they know the whole picture? Well, you know someone stupid!“I watched the first few seconds of Titanic… I bet the ship makes it!” “I watched the opening to Saving Private Ryan… wow, looks like Germany is gonna win!” Jumping to conclusions makes you a moron, plain and simple. Good Food When you’re eating ethnic food, should you go to a fine dining establishment, or a hole in the wall? My wife answered incorrectly, but I was able to help her see the light. Medical Testing in India This is nothing more than a story about bad journalism. Caitlin Clark It is beyond insane how much abuse the face of the WNBA takes.  For all the talk of women being “sisters,” and womanhood is a “sisterhood,” man, them catty witches attack her for being the best in the league non-stop. To make things super fun, “journalist” Nancy Armour either went for rage bait, or the title of dumbest woman on the planet, because she said Clark is responsible for fueling racism. Courtney Stodden At age 16, Courtney Stodden married 51 year-old pedo, Doug Hutchison. And, yes, that is absolutely the correct usage of pedo. Now she wants to protect girls from being child brides, and God bless her for it.  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Tariff Refunds —Big Tobacco 00:00 Introductions 03:45 Tariff Refunds 11:54 Obamacare Enrollment 16:08 Big Tobacco  26:54 Censorship! Tariff Refunds Our moron in chief threw illegal tariffs onto imports, we paid the extra costs, and now the companies are getting the refunds.  Thank you, complete idiots who voted for this. Obamacare Enrollment  Numbers are plummeting, but not for the reason you think. Logic would dictate that rising costs are causing people to drop their insurance, but don’t worry, the moron in charge says it was “phantom enrollments.” Big Tobacco  The U.S. had curbed flavored vapes aimed at kids, but one bribe to Donald Trump later, that’s changing… Censorship! Apple News and Google suppressed negative Graham Platner stories!So much so, that the only time anyone saw Graham Platner in the news, is when it was a negative story. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Conor McGregor —Arson in the News —Islamic Republic of Japan 00:00 Introductions 04:30 Conor McGregor 14:50 Arson in the News 20:50 Biohacking 22:57 Anti-vax Murder Mom 33:18 Islamic Republic of Japan 34:51 Conservative College Courses Conor McGregor Apparently he went down IMMEDIATELY.  I hope you didn’t pay for view this “fight,” because you wasted your money. Also discussed: A Swiss player flops in the World Cup, and the ref gives him a deserved second yellow card. EVERY SOCCER PLAYER THAT FLOPS SHOULD BE BOOTED FROM THE GAME. I like watching the World Cup, but my God… They’re all a bunch of ankle-grabbing crybabies. Oh, and I guess Lindsey Graham died. Shoulda happened 15 years ago.  Arson in the News Um… I don’t want to make the algorithm angry, so I’m gonna be careful here, but apparently Christopher Peden chopped off his own twig & berries, and lit them on fire. Yeah. So… drugs, mental illness, or both?  Biohacking Brian Johnson said, “I’m going to live forever!”  Mother Nature said, “Hold my beer.” Anti-Vax Murder Mom RFK Jr. is one of the worst people on the planet, and Andrea Shaw is using that to her advantage.  She allegedly murdered her babies, and blamed the flu shot. Why? Because she knew that a crowd of anti-vaxxers would embrace her, because they are so very, very stupid.  Islamic Republic of Japan Trump is just so very, very stupid. Conservative College Courses West Virginia spent $3 million to create a college course that fights the “woke” agenda. One person signed up. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Banana Ball —Mexican Batman 00:00 Introductions 07:55 Banana Ball 14:41 Mexican Batman 21:40 Shrek 5 27:26 Trump Coin 31:03 California Volume 32:52 State Fair 250 37:10 Rush  Banana Ball Could Major League Baseball learn something from the Savanah Bananas? YES. Implement the new rules, but not the dancing? Boom. Baseball is fixed. Mexican Batman A hero is taping motorcycle thieves to poles, and I’m here for it. Shrek 5 Shrek was a brilliant, fun movie. Every sequel has been absolute garbage.  So of COURSE they’re making another one. Bleh. Trump Coin He’s made hundreds of millions; “investors” have lost billions. Lol, morons.  California Volume California gets almost everything wrong, especially housing and homelessness, but they got the volume control on advertising right. Good on ya, California. State Fair 250 The fact Fox outright lies to people is nothing new—they had to pay $700 million for doing so about election 2020. But now they’re doing it so very, very blatantly… You have to be so incredibly stupid to consider Fox News a source of information… Rush They’re cancelling shows the right way. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/ 23:06