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This might be the least we've ever talked about a movie! I'm pretty sure we only named two characters! I'm also pretty sure Disney is a company full of cowards who won't let a group of bears play the jug in their terrible movie! that's right, I've got opinions! Strong opinions! Strong, weird opinions! I've been doing the descriptions more freeform lately, and I have exactly zero regrets. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is [email protected] Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbats Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Well, it’s that time of year again. There’s a lot of Christmas specials on this nondenominational podcast. And this is our second year in a row with Disney shorts! Spoiler: don’t watch this movie. Our theme music is Ukulele for Christmas by Lee Rosevere  Find us on the Internet! Email is [email protected] Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbats on Bluesky. Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

This episode we watched The Land Before Time II - The Great Valley Adventure and The Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island. One of them held up! You will immediately know which one. In any case, Chomper is the best. No notes on his performance. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is [email protected] Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbats Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

We’re back! And we’re ready and raring to talk about a real boring movie where basically nothing happens for a while and then it’s over. he end. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is [email protected] Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbatsTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Time to talk about everyone’s favorite “character who is technically a Disney princess now, but only in the same way that Jack Kirby is a Disney legend:” Anastasia! (Technically this description also applies to Princess Leia and probably a character in Avatar.) We do talk a bit about how Disney owns everything now, and how it’s legitimately unsettling. We’re pretty split about this movie, but it’s probably one of Don Bluth’s best films. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is [email protected] Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbatsTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Wow, it almost sounds like Tony forgot to adjust his levels before recording. Hmm… This episode, we reviewed the one Disney sequel only available on vhs: Hercules: Zero to Hero! Was it a fun romp through a Saturday morning cartoon version of Greek myth, or was it a bunch of cobbled together mythology references with barely any plot to keep them moving? Only one way to find out! Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is [email protected] Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbats Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

New music, new… season? Anyway, I’m trying a new format in the descriptions. I was bored, sue me. We talk about Disney’s Hercules! It’s definitely a mess, but is is a charming mess or an infuriating one? We… boy we argue on that point. The good news is, we also manage to talk about important stuff, like Kingdom Hearts, terrible 90s CGI, GOOD 90s CGI, and that moment in Shrek when he and Donkey fight. Our (new!) theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is [email protected] Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbatsTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

The least sexy episode 69 ever. Important questions: What was that twenty minute fake out about? Where is the Wikimedia Zone? Was this whole series Andy’s fault? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony pledging to never watch another of Richard Rich’s trash movies again. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is [email protected] Andy is @royalty_valens Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbatsTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Oh, no! We watched a terrible romcom and accidentally released it as a Valentine’s Day episode! Important questions: Did the animation get worse? How many movies is this movie? When will law enforcement figure out this tax scam? Keep an ear out for the sound of two people who are well and truly warn down by a terrible series. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is [email protected] Andy is @royalty_valens Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbatsTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Just in case you didn't get enough of us this year. Important questions: Why are Hewey, Dewey, and Louie so terrible? Are Max and Goofy Codependent? Did Andy... cut out tangents?? Keep an ear out for Tony armchair diagnosing Goofy and Andy condemning us to revisiting a classic series. Our theme music is The instrumental version of A Ukulele for Christmas. Find us on the Internet! Email is [email protected] Andy is @royalty_valens Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbats Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

I cannot believe how palatable the gargoyles are in this movie. Important questions: Why put gems inside a bell? Why is Madeline such a nothing character? Is Quasimodo an incel? Keep an ear out for Tony having nostalgia for something stupid and Andy busts out his Nic Cage impression. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is [email protected] Andy is @royalty_valens Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbats Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

I, for one, love murder, lust, and genocide as key parts of my G-rated kids movies. Important questions: What makes a monster and what makes a man? Who is the protagonist of this movie? Is Quasimodo too ugly to love? Keep an ear out for Andy taking issue with a quite good song and Tony taking issue with the existence of the gargoyles. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is [email protected] Andy is @royalty_valens Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbats Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events