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Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on mosquitos, dogs, cats and moths. Oh and on this episode? Ben is cursed by a pigeon and Smokey is cursed by a chair.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on horror porn, torture porn, what sounds like sex and what doesn't and head cheese. Oh and on this episode? Something occurs, that hasn't happened in a loooonng time.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging TWO people along! It's their glorious co-hosts from The House of Hammer podcast, Adam Roche and Cev Moore. Once all the raw magnetism has died down, you can hear the lads express their opinions on windows, cows and unnecessary jobs. Oh and on this episode? Ben has his head in his hands...again.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on football (sorry), overcoming stereotypes and further uses of a lawnmower. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey realise, they really need to watch more horror.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on going back on your word, giving things a bye and discovering that spirits can have terrible memory's. Oh and on this episode? Ben finishes the episode rather uncomfortably and for once...it's not Smokey's fault!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along! It's Scott, from the wonderful Stinking Pause, Rainbow Valley, Talking Pictures and Reel Britannia podcasts! Hear their opinions on the value of a good hiding corner, inverted triangles and uncomfortable sex scenes. Oh and on this episode? Ben's head seems to live in his hands.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on forgetting how to speak, forgetting how to use a phone and forgetting...everything. Oh and this episode? The lads anoint the first ever King of Rated H!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on revisiting an old friend, why old is just really not good and that when you're very old, you grown an extra head...or two. Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a charitable faux pas.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on saints, creepy dolls (again) and blowing their own trumpets. Oh and this episode? Ben decides to break the world record for the most amount of asides ever. On a podcast. Ever.

Well, it's that time of year again, don't pretend you haven't all been waiting for it. Yep, it's a clip show! The feature presentation reviews from episodes 7, 10 and 11. A Nightmare on Elm Street, Body Bags and Tusk. Has much changed since those halcyon days? Have we grown and matured since then? Nope. We still talk bollocks and swear a lot.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on uncomfortable viewing, disturbing pizzas and scary weapons. Oh and on this episode? Ben strikes gold, with an idea for a new podcast.

Ben brings you a sneak peek of the new venture from your Rated H hosts and some distinguished chums. Twitter - @househammerpod Email - [email protected]