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The magic of Summer is upon us stoner Aries.  And with the calendar change of season comes the blessing of celestial bodies for the youngest of the stoner Zodiac. All of your wonderful stoner star sign traits will be the engine that drives positivity this month. Naivete, enthusiasm, and even a bit of stubbornness will suit you well in the first Summer month.  So pack your stash jar with only your most favorite cannabis strains.  Those herbal delights you find most agreeable will be the best medicine for a blessed period. One important aspect of June will be the emotional aperture created by planetary alignment.  Don't read into this too much stoner Aries.  The emotional floodgates may open you to feeling and understanding the nature and wonderment of the world around you. Toke time to light a spliff, and enjoy the enlightened connection between you and the universe.  Your connected cannabis copilot will only enhance the voyage. And yes stoner Aries, your enthusiastic energy will bring you bountiful learned experiences in June.  Soak it up!  Meditative smoke sessions will be filled with research and knowledgeable quests instead of deep inner digs. The only stress or strain may be found in the final decade of the month.  But each stoner Aries will have their individual challenge to face.  Just remember my resilient Ram:  You are an amazing creature capable of anything you set your mind to. By the end of the month all sacred bowls will be in balance.  Perhaps a shared smoke session with a cannabuddy will solidify the magic created, and push positivity into the next period.

Stoner Aries should receive constructive blessings from the cosmos in May.  What are you building?  Where are you growing? My unrestrained Ram, think about the final Spring month as a time to bring the life of the party to your work sphere.  There is much to do and much to accomplish.  The planetary alignment supports all systems GO! Allow your mind to wander from the smoke circle stoner Aries.  Mercury enters retrograde this month, and with this cosmic conundrum comes diminished communications with cannabis companions. Head strong arguments among friends could pose long lasting injury.  Celebratory bowls of the sacred herb will not be missed this month; matching sessions with canna-buddies will be replaced by solo excursions of quiet contemplation with self.   Stoner Aries, this may seem antithetical to your natural drives, but the scenario should play out naturally as the month progresses.  Best buds and cannabis companions will be there when the work is done.    All of this should flow just fine in your daily routine stoner Aries.  You will bring the life of the party to the workplace!  The Ram is quite adept at climbing steep cliffs.  This month will be focused on ascending higher into the economic ecosystem.  Whether it be that half baked idea you have been meditating on, or straight forward time on the work clock, exciting results will show from attendance and attention. Don't worry stoner Aries, the pot infused party will return to the personal sphere in the future.  You may be so busy building projects and pouring foundations of success for the future, perhaps you won't notice missing out on smoke circle dramatics.

Stoner Aries, the days of smoking the dankest nugs at home on the couch are over; at least the couch part of the equation!  Spring is in full swing so grab your buds, and your trusty travel piece; it’s time to take your smoke sessions on the road! March was meant to be a mellow and mindful month. A season for solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  A time to inhale those insight-expanding vapors while you relax and recharge your cosmic space suit. But even if it was a spiritually and mentally rejuvenating season, vegetative time is coming to an end. Now it’s grow time my rejuvenated Ram!  It’s time to branch out, to rejoin the social smoke circle, and get back to puff puff passing time in the company of your favorite cannabis companions.  With the New Moon ushering in a season of reflection and rebirth for almost all signs of the Stoner Zodiac, there will be plenty for you to catch up on while you talk and toke with the best buds. Stoner Aries, you might be feeling a little anxious at the idea of getting back to smoking in larger groups. With everyone undergoing notable transformation, you might be worried that you may have outgrown each other. It might sound cliche, but the best way to overcome this concern is simple:  Be yourself!  Don’t hide behind the smoke. Light up and let the fire illuminate your four-twenty-friendly, charismatic self. If confrontation with any of your cannabis companions does arise, just smoke your cannabis and speak your piece my reefer-loving Ram. Sometimes people change and do grow apart. It doesn’t mean that you’re wrong or that they’re right. Sometimes different is just that, different. Just remember stoner Aries, the more you share the more you will care. The more you enjoy fellowship while sharing bowls of the sacred herb, the better you will communicate, and the easier it will be to meet on common ground.

Ok stoner Aries, the hangover of the slow start to 2022 is over.  Did you toke time to recover in February?  A cosmic window of opportunity is opening in March.  A new day you might say is upon us. This transition into a more positive mental space comes right away in the first Spring month.  The New Moon on the 2nd marks a universal cleansing.  But, my rambunctious Ram, the blessings of this cosmic changeover might be felt differently depending upon the recuperative steps taken in February. Be honest stoner Aries:  Did you toke time with cannabis to slow yourself down in the final Winter month?  Did you use the sacred herb to heal, and seek internal guidance? There is great news for those Aries who addressed their physical aches, and mental anguish, with recuperative smoke sessions.  Now the landscape will shift.  Bowls will seem a bit brighter.  Circumstances may not appear to change, but the ideas and attitudes gleaned from those sacred moments with cannabis will shift into notes of positivity and hope. For those stoner Aries who did not heed the words to slow down, and toke time for self in February, all is not lost; but there is still work to be done.  Absolutely this New Moon on the 2nd must be used to make up for lost time.  Sink deep into self with a solo medicated meditative smoke session in a safe space. There are dangers in leaning into a state of melancholy with an internal self assessment.  However, the universe has your back finally!  Great discoveries await by connecting you with yourself through an exercise with cannabis.  Perhaps after this exercise you can catch up to your advanced brethren, and truly feel the positive shifts in the cosmic winds during March. No matter your past, or your future, things will start to heat up this month.  A welcome cosmic warmth for any adventurous stoner Ram.  Use the cannabis connection with your third eye sight to see the hill in front of you.  Pipes are warming, but there are many bowls yet to be burnt before the peak is mounted.

Stoner Aries you survived!  January is over!  Done.  Ashed out. Bold Aries. You know those nights where you rushed into the smoke session, and maybe you stayed too long?  The next day might be considered more of a fog than a memory.  Let's look at February like that, my recovering Ram. Seek communion with cannabis in soothing safe spaces this month.  You might temper your bold nature, and try more mellow cannabis strains.  Perhaps low THC and high CBD strains will fit your mood. Repair and recovery are not just themes for the personal sphere stoner Aries.  Any workplace drama or lingering issues with collaborators must be faced at this time.   Breathe in the perspective enhancing nature of the sacred herb.  Perhaps your role in this communication breakdown was larger than you initially felt.  Squash the beef stoner Aries.  And if you can match bowls with a coworker, I can't think of a better way to clear the air than to cloud up the room. Heal, rest, and recuperate in your safe space.  Make high minded attempts to repair broken lines of communication in the workplace.  Once these recuperative tasks are complete, you will be ready to rip, roll, and roar in 2022.  

Inhale positive intentions.  Exhale positive manifestation.  It's a new year stoner Aries!  Anything is possible, and it is all within you. January brings a powerful lunar cycle with a Super New Moon on the 2nd, a Full Moon on the 17th, and a Black Moon on the 31st.   Native Americans call the Full Moon of the 17th the Wolf Moon, as the luminosity draws the attention of all terrestrial spirits to the celestial cycle during the dark Winter month. Now is the time for your future stoner Aries!  Toke time between the New Moon bookends meditating with the sacred herb.  Just you, your favorite piece, and the peace of the sacred herb. Find multiple moments to steal away from the hustle and bustle of your energetic terrestrial life for medicated meditative solo smoke sessions.  Use your cannabis copilot to connect with your inner voice.  Magnify it's volume. The positive intentions you make this month will become the positive manifestations you reap in future periods.  There will be plenty of opportunities to howl at the Moon stoner Aries.  Toke time for self, and make sure you set the intentions today you want to fulfill tomorrow.

Countdown to blast off stoner Aries!  The final push to the new year will see cosmic waves of strength and energy propelling you forward toward your future you. Seek balance my rambunctious Ram throughout the month with hybrid strains of our sacred herb.  Balance is the key to reaping the rewards of this fiery celestial influence. A pure Sativa cannabis strain could tip the energy scale to obsessive heights.  Whereas a pure Indica cannabis strain could muddy the energetic gift from the heavens.  Thus, an old favorite like Gorilla Glue would be the best bud for your stash jar this month. Know yourself stoner Aries.  If you feel your cannabis consumption detracting from the mission of the day, perhaps you need to tone down the psychoactive THC element for the more medicinal CBD properties. With bold energetic cosmic winds filling your sphere, even a confident stoner Ram could get anxiety wiggles.  A bowl of ACDC can settle the soul in those most important moments. Don’t hesitate to get experimental stoner Aries.  Find the right balance for you.  Maybe a little bit of this bud mixed with a little bit of that bud will bring you in tune with the wonderful world around you. All this talk of balance and internal harmony is important.  The cosmic energy being thrust in your direction this month will be focused on getting things done. This will mean different things for different stoner Aries.  Perhaps one stoner Aries might dive head deep into that studious project of knowledge.  Another Aries might find the momentum to complete that big home project they are working on. With the right balance of support from the sacred herb, perhaps you will be a multi-tasking master, and harness the energy to do it all. Finally stoner Aries, toke time to contemplate with your cannabis copilot before you lock horns with fellow terrestrial astronauts.  Don’t shy away from authenticity, but be empathetic and mature in delivery.  There is too much to get done this month to mess around with smoke circle dramatics. Tweet

Stoner Aries, did you take advantage of the slow and balanced flow last month.  Did you break away from the stereotype of being a fierce, fast-moving fire sign; and instead float along the mellow moving cosmic waters? I hope so, my red-eyed Ram. Because if last month was marked by balance and moderation, and filled with peaceful smoke sessions and high spirits, the days ahead will be spent navigating your way through more powerful, uncertain cosmic currents. Stoner Aries, while you might be feeling like you are back to your usual confident, ready-to-conquer self, now is not the time to let your inhibitions chart the course of your terrestrial travels. Steer clear of heady Sativas during this time; even if they are your go-to cannabis strains.  Of course they can be helpful in inspiring creativity and motivating you into action, but too much cerebral stimulation might increase unwanted impulsivity. Instead, stick to the smooth and soothing effects of calming Indica strains. Think healing, not heady stoner Aries. You want something to help maintain your cosmic spacesuit, and protect it against heavy cosmic winds.  Something that will help you stay stoney, but also keep you grounded and centered between the highs and lows November is sure to bring. Stoner Aries, avoid serious conversations or confronting partners-in-chronic this season.  You and fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts will feel their emotions more intensely during this time. Of course, you can always try the peace pipe to help ease tensions, but be sure to let the smoke clear before airing your grievances. The best approach to maintaining good relationships may be to do nothing at all. Instead of forcing uncomfortable conversations, try giving each other space to medicate and meditate on their own. Time away from the smoke circle, and social settings, will allow feuding friends the opportunity to be alone with their own thoughts. Embrace the quiet time and the sacred sensemilla. Look within yourself stoner Aries. Inhale the perspective expanding vapors of the sacred herb, and explore your own hidden depths. After you have meditated and reflected on your own feelings, you may be ready to express what’s bothering you with calm compassion, and empathy. Or, you might come to realize that when it comes to working through growing pains with our cannabis companions, the simplest solution is to smoke about it, and forget about it. Instead of holding onto those bad vibes, sometimes we just have to light up and let go. Tweet

Stoner Aries the October time period will be enlightening, frustrating, and fantastic all in one balanced ball of celestial perfection. The season of Libra will bring with it something you are not accustomed to:  Balance.  This statement may seem silly at first.  But you are the energetic Ram, always on the front hoof moving forward, guided by exuberance and the emotional trigger of the day. I love who you are stoner Aries, and you love who you are.  The universal influence this month won’t challenge your internal drives.  Think of the cosmic wind as a cool breeze at your back, pushing you toward a more patient and centered existence. Halloween Glass Giveaway Chill with the Sativa dominant diet of sacred herb this month.  Match bowls with the universe, and stock the stash jar with a balanced cannabis hybrid strain.  Maybe two! Let your softer side out this month stoner Aries.  With the calming nature of the cosmic breeze, and your ability to slow time down to better understand the terrestrial world around you, an opportunity will develop within the broader smoke circle.  Opportunity to see things in a new light.  Opportunity for others to see a new layer of the rambunctious Ram. Deep dives with the sacred herb are not required this month to gain a progressive perspective.  We are in the season of balance, so moderate consistent tokes of the marijuana smoke will suffice. Allow your cannabis copilot to assist you in embracing the chill of this cosmic phase.  For the most fortunate stoner Aries, a new spirit of understanding may develop from this break from chaos. By the end of the month celestial bodies will transition, and the fiery Ram will be back leaping large obstacles in a single bound.  More importantly your spirit may feel refreshed.  Your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in the smoke circle of life will see the growth in your nature.  In the end you may forget about the contemplative chill days of October, as you embark on endo-excursions with new bud-loving buddies. Tweet

Stoner Aries the cosmic influence of September doesn’t lean into your strong stoner traits.  Introspective contemplation is never your desired state of mind!  However, sometimes a little support in areas unfamiliar is the key to a progressive period. Don’t fret my bold Ram.  With the contemplative universal support present this month, deep dives with the Indica species of our sacred herb is not needed.  You are free to taste and toke your preferred Sativa hybrid cannabis strains. At many moments this month, toke time with the sacred herb to forgive yourself. Expectations are a powerful psychological implement.  Often your headstrong ambitious nature creates your own hurdles of monumental expectations. Forgive yourself stoner Aries.  Deep dives with the sacred herb are not required, but you must find moments of marijuana musings to look deeper within.  Allow your cannabis copilot to expose the frustration you feel might be of your own creation. The universe is a magical creation stoner Aries.  The support sent this month to assist you in your own internal dilemma may culminate in strengthened bonds within the smoke circle.  Once you give in to yourself, and find forgiveness, this gentle concept can be aimed toward your cannabis companions.  Often the roots of our own contentment can spread to nourish our surroundings. Forgiveness will start with you, and then spreads to others. We are all on this cosmic spaceship together stoner Aries.  With a little help from the planetary alignment, and the connected magic of the sacred herb, heady progress within the human experience will be assured.  And what could be better than increased confidence in yourself transitioning to increased strength in the broader smoke circle? Remember my rambunctious Ram:  Contemplation does not require meditation.  A little bit of thought, sprinkled with a portion of forgiveness, will result in great human progress. Tweet

Stoner Aries, you’ve been blazing hot and fast since the Summer season started.  So you don’t have to feel like you’re missing out if you decide to slow your roll, and coast into the cooler days of Fall. Of course, you don’t want to completely burn out, and spend the whole month in a perpetual state of couch-lock.  But know this my restful Ram:  It’s okay if your calendar isn’t filled to the fullest every minute of the day. August should be a season of refreshing R&R:  roasting and relaxation. Stoner Aries, be sure to toke plenty of time to stop to smell, and smoke, the flowers. You won’t have to travel far to discover scenic smoke spots, and serenity can be found in your own backyard. Whether you set out by yourself for a solo stoney stroll in nearby nature, or venture out and about with a few cannabis companions.  You will see your familiar stomping grounds in a new light this month. There is inspiration to be found all around you stoner Aries.  You just have to remember to look. Work will be equally peaceful and productive in the final Summer month. But this is one area of life you don’t want to turn on auto-pilot. As long as you keep your time for play and productivity separate, you will be able to quickly check off most tasks on your to-do list without breaking a sweat. Stoner Aries, because you make it look so easy, it shouldn’t come as a surprise if some of your coworkers become suspicious of how much you are able to achieve. Let them waste time criticizing if that’s what they need to do.  You have projects to tackle, and work to get done. Just be mindful that you don’t let your successes go to your head. Instead of responding to their jealousy, try to inspire them to push onward and upward, to reach the lifted frequency you are operating on this month. Most of all stoner Aries, you should spend the last weeks of Summer tokin’ and talkin’ with the cannabis companions you care for the most. The universe has nothing but high times, and good vibes planned for you this August. As long as you surround yourself with good company, and the greenest ganja, you will make the summer of 2021 the highest, and happiest, it can be. Tweet

Stoner Aries prepare for fireworks in July.  No, this explosive analogy is not tied to dramatics within the smoke circle; but instead, think of yourself as the streaking explosion of color across the night sky. The universe is sending coordinated tools of positivity your way in the second Summer month.  Where you may be headstrong and over exuberant in other periods.  Perhaps often crashing into the smoke circle horns first.  This month you will be sliding into communal smoke sessions spreading good vibes and positive fun. Lean into this new chill you stoner Aries.  Stock the stash jar with an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain.  Allow your cannabis copilot to assist the universe in smoothing out your rough edges.  Mellow moods and chill vibes will light the path to progress this month. Smokin Js online headshop now accepts Bitcoin and Ethereum. My fierce Ram, there will be moments of epiphany during July.  Often your actions precede thoughtful contemplation.  Cannabis companions bristle and react to your initial enthusiastic energy.  Often they miss the retrospective contemplative lens you judge yourself with. As you slow your roll this month, and coordinate lessons of the past with real-time experiences, cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will embrace shared sacred bowls.  Find your chill stoner Aries, everything will come to you naturally. Lessons of the past, mixed with positive reinforcement in real-time, will add up to a progressive period.  And yes my young star seed, you have a secret weapon blessed by the cosmos:  A sacred herbal copilot to guide your adventure. There is a specific period in July when you must lean on the guidance of our sacred herb.  Between the 14th and 27th, uncertain cosmic winds will blow.  This is the precise time where lessons learned in the past, and current moments of chill, must collide.  Smoke sessions might not always be deep and powerful during this period, but they should be numerous. By the end of July, you will be back to your normal rambunctious ways.  But perhaps lessons and experiences will transform your stoner self with gained maturity and progress.  As always, your cannabis copilot will be your guiding green light illuminating your progressive path. Tweet