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This week it's all personal — and deeply relatable. el Jong breaks down how he went from struggling to date to juggling three incredible women at once, why he's finally ready to choose just one, and how you end things kindly with someone you genuinely like. Meanwhile, Lucy hasn't had sex in six months, her ex's birthday is this weekend, and the man she met at Viva Las Vegas is landing in New York to find out if vacation chemistry is actually real. They also go deep on pheromones, whether showering before sex kills attraction, and the surprisingly complicated logistics of a major height difference in bed. ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit el Jong's website: www.jongclemente.com

It's been a minute, but after some re-recordings, we have some juicy updates! ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit el Jong's website: www.jongclemente.com

More actual date updates this time! And a very handsome guy celebrated a birthday! ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Strap in (on strap-on) for this thrilling conclusion of one of Lucy's lady dates! ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Weird that this has been over for a while, but it's still persists... ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

The dynamic duo is back with a lot of pent-up dating stories! ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Another painful Lucy breakup while el Jong just gives up on dating altogether.   ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

It's been a minute! We had to clear with Legal if we are allowed to talk about our relationship still.   ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Anxiety is no joke.   ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Someone was drunk while recording this epsiode. ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Lucy details her most recent break up. This is part one with part two dropping the very next day.   ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Continuation of Lucy detailing her most recent break up.   ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

More stories from the West Coast!   ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Sometimes, stories have different sides... and some embelishment.   ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com

Second-hand information kills more than second-hand smoke!   ---   Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected] Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com