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Chris Beckett and Matt Withers return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including Bonnie Blue's bathroom toast announcement, John Barrowman's pyjamas fury and Brooklyn Beckham leaving the whole of Ireland weeping.

Matt Withers and Chris Beckett return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including Tommy Fury's arm-extending breast milk, Princess Anne's humble beaker and Prince Archie of Sussex's barefoot stroll.

Chris Beckett and Matt Withers return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including Katie Price's husband Lee Andrews definitely joining the cast of Eastenders, Vogue Williams's life-saving ice slippers and Zoe Sugg and Alfie Deyes’ mysterious donkey disappearance.

Matt Withers and Chris Beckett return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including wild AI claims over Katie Price's husband, Wynne Evans's £32.50 stage comeback, Aqua's shock split and Rhian Sugden's team pushing for more reality TV.

Chris Beckett and Matt Withers return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including Blue's shocking backstage confessions, Victoria Beckham's smile discomfort and a Bargain Hunt star's train toilet trauma.

Matt Withers and Chris Beckett return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including Bonnie Blue's WW3 plans, Andy Whyment's cheap car, Katie Price's hyperpolyglot husband and Clare Balding's true colours.

Chris Beckett and Matt Withers return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including Gary Sparrow cancellation calls, Brooklyn Beckham becoming the new Prince Harry and Jarrod Bowen's horrifying foot massages.

Matt Withers and Chris Beckett return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including Katherine Schwarzenegger's card organising process, Irina Shayk's death stare and Denise Van Outen's ageless appearance.

Chris Beckett and Matt Withers return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including Justin Bieber's yawn, Holly Ramsay's spring onions and Keira Knightley's husband's bizarre food habit.

It's the episode of Barely Contained with an audience only very slightly smaller than that of the Morecambe and Wise Christmas special of 1977. Matt Withers and Chris Beckett unwrap reports of MAFS star Amy Christophers hard-launching her new romance, fuming Strictly fans switching off and Cole Palmer's festive date at Winter Wonderland.

Chris Beckett and Matt Withers return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including Noel Edmonds's dramatic life change, Jelly Roll's new look and Bradley Cooper's apple boxes.

Matt Withers and Chris Beckett return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including Katie Price's unheeded psychic bankruptcy warnings, Dean Gaffney's type-defying new love interest and Hilary Duff's upsetting milk latte mishap.

Chris Beckett and Matt Withers return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including Ryan Thomas's reincarnated pigeon dad, Rod Stewart's butter pranks and a major Love Your Weekend change.

Matt Withers and Chris Beckett return for another look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including the Living Nostradamus's views on Taylor Swift's wedding, Myleene Klass's Bond girl hopes and the unrecognisable Krankies.

Having unaccountably reached 100 episodes, Chris Beckett and Matt Withers crack open the Grüner Veltliner and look at the latest online celebrity journalism, including Hulk Hogan's eerie funeral appearance, Cliff Richard's biscuit-bothering calendar and Kerry Katona's Iranian conflict fears.