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We checked out the latest Sony offering to their Spider-man universe. Madame Web starring Dakota Johnson about a New York paramedic who gains future-seeing abilities tasked to save three teen girls from a killer villain who also has future-see abilities. We also review (spoiler-free) Netflix’s Masters of the Universe Season 2: Revolution and Argylle starring Bryce Dallas Howard, Henry Cavil, Sam Rockwell, and Samuel L. Jackson.

It’s 2003 and it’s finally time to see the Master of Nightmares Freddy Kruger square off against the irresistable force that is Jason Vorhees . . . eventually. First, we have to suffer through the pointless adventures of the teens who will just end up being “dead meats” anyway. Where’s Ken Watanabe when you need him? – “Let them fight!”

Six astronauts call the International Space Station (I.S.S.) home – three Americans and three Russians. But nuclear war breaks out between the two countries on Earth and now, each side tells their astronauts to take control of the I.S.S. by any means necessary. It’s a suspenseful fight to see who will survive. Also, we talk spoiler-free about Night Swim and Masters of the Universe: Revolution.

In 1995, one special film came along and proved that all you needed was dance . . . and boobs. Elizabeth Berkley breaks off the chains from her good girl, “Jesse Spano” from Saved By The Bell image with this story of a girl attempting to make it big as a dancer in Las Vegas. It’s one of the most famous movies from 1995 for all the wrong reasons!

A incredibly nerdy yet incredibly handsome scientist with a incredible secret in his own blood is zapped by incredibly powerful gamma radiation, an incredible monster is released in this incredibly not incredible movie. In a movie about The Hulk, there seems to be more sulking and skulking around than there needs to be. There’s a reason this movie was re-made for the MCU just five years later. Well, more than one and we found most of them.

Well it’s the new year and it’s time for our annual look back at the year in movies that was in 2023. We are revealing our picks for the best (and not the best) movies of the year. What was our favourite horror movie? Favourite actress? Biggest surprise? And our three favourite and least favourite movies of the year. Download the show and find out!

Arthur Curry is a husband, father, and the undisputed King of Atlantis. But when an evil foe from his past comes back and threatens to destroy everything he loves, he’ll have to team with unlikely friends to ward off the attack! Also, we have spoiler-free discussions about Marvel’s What If? Season 2, The Iron Claw, and Dream Scenario!

For 1000 years, Santa Claus has been obligated to bring presents to good boys and girls. But this year, his required penance is over and he’s going back to his slaying ways. It’s up to Nick, his sexually aggressive girl friend, and his 1000 year old former angel grandfather (yes, that’s real) to stop Santa. Oh, and Santa is played by Bill Goldberg.

It’s 1945. The second world war is over. And one failed kamikaze fighter pilot lands at an outlying airstrip. Little did he know that this particular airfield would be the beginning of the most chaotic series of events he’ll ever know. Soon, he’ll be fighting off a giant monster hell-bent on destruction while worrying about his surrogate family back home.

It’s the story of Michael Keaton dying and coming back to life to continue loving his family. Wait, no it’s not. This is the story of the serial killer mutating into a snowman and taking out his revenge against the small town sheriff who captured him and sentenced him to death.

Well, it’s finally time we take on one of the most renowned worst movies of all time. But we needed back up so we called in our favourite guest Scott White. Bat nipples, dumb lines, plants that eat their owners, and of course, shitty cold puns. It’s all we expected and more!

In 2000, scientists (Kevin Bacon, Elisabeth Shue, and Josh Brolin) have perfected the ability of turning things invisible. But bringing them back to visible has proven to be difficult – for some reason. Also, turning invisible apparently makes humans super strong, sexual assault-y, and give you a giant, dangly, donkey weenie. But hey, everything needs an upside, right?