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Oh boy oh boy. Oh Bowl oh Bowl.  Nothing fills my bowl like a new episode of We Gauge Cage covering Puss in Boots as part of their Shrekiverse Series. What a mouthful. Or a bowlful, if you will.  Brock and Brian are back on the treasure trail, doing things by the map. They talk about children, then they act like children, then they talk about Halloween and spooky things. And then they draft Suberb Bowl Foods. What more could you want?  Then, finally, they run through one of the most beautiful and poignant films of the 2020's: Puss In Boots: The Last Wish.  Who is your favorite stupid podcast host? Who is your favorite stupid podcast ho-ost?!?!?

Look here, Ladies and Gentlemen and Others. Why don't YOU try getting through a 90-minute podcast episode in which the main character's name is literally "Puss" without making a couple of saucy jokes? We couldn't click that "Explicit" checkbox quick enough.  The Sauce Bosses are back once again to watch and review the 2011 Spin-off "Puss in Boots." Did they love it? Did they hate it? Did they have any strong opinions either way? Did they confuse two comedic actors' voice talents with each other?  You'll just have to crack this eggy open and find out!  And, because...reasons...they draft Rooms! What does that mean? Don't know! Do you know? Will you help us figure it out? Puss.

S'goodabeback.  Brock and Brian discuss the class reunion that was, they draft some time travel movies, and then they hop into discussing Shrek Forever After (2010).  Rumpel, show me what dat Stiltskin do!

Whoo doggy! Dem boys are up to their old tricks again! Brian and Brock watched Shrek the Third, and they were jonesing to talk about it.  Before that, they deliver some hot takes, they squawk about their Shrek engagement (Shrek is so huge right now), and they make some plans to get Shrek the Musicaled. Then they talk Shrek the Third. Shred that Turd.

It's been a long time coming.... Brock and Brian plopped down and caught up on what Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, and - most importantly - Puss were up to. That's right! We watched 2004's Shrek 2.  Before all that, the boys talk about offending children, home renovations, and other nonsense. And then they draft Cats!  Shrek it out.  Episode 111 Proudly Partially Produced by Olivia Engebretson, Inc., LLC, PCB

Technical Difficulties be damned!  Look, folks. Brock and Brian admittedly recorded this entire podcast episode before they discovered that Brock's microphone and Brian's computer were deciding to be real Farquaads, just Farqin' around.  They chose to edit the heck out of and release this episode, because they didn't want to deny the people the experience of watching and reviewing 2001's Animated Classic, Shrek! Before that, the boys get handy, they draft some greenery, and chew the scenery.  Try and enjoy. Please? For us?

Which Carpenter? Which Son? You'll have to tune in to find out! Brock and Brian make some amends, corrections, and confessions. They take communion in each other's warm banter. They...perform other rituals, like drafting Cookies.  And then they talk about Nic Cage's 2026 smash hit psychological thriller The Carpenter's Son. Will Nic try an Arabic accent? Or even British, since everyone back in those days was British? Will he overpronounce "Satan"? God only knows. And only God knows.  Let's Get Into It, in the Biblical sense.

Bang Bang Into Your Hearts.  Wait a minute. Let me take you there.  Bri Gun The Gun's Gun and Brocked and Bro-ded saddled up and wartched them some 2025 Gunslingers action. There were guns. There were slingers. We're almost caught up to Nic's full oeuvre.   Speaking of oeuvres, Brian wants to get horny about space. Nothing like talkin' bout a vast, infinite, ever-expanding unit to get the juices flowing.  Speaking of flowing juices, the boys draft Rainy Day activities.  Now take 5 paces and draw, you son of a gun.

You know what they say about long legs, don't you?  Long pants. Probably like 34 inch inseam, if we're being honest with ourselves here. And we are. We are.  Where were we? Oh yes, Brock and Brian watched them some Longlegs, a hit horror movie from 2024. Before they step into it, the boys talk zombified bootyholes (or something like that), they discuss the Ideal Child's Birthday Party. They gaze longingly into each other's eyes. The usual.  Listen up now.

I'm a dude. You're a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. 'Cause we're all dudes.  Hey.  Let's talk about it. Brian and Brock sat down and watched the best Australian movie since the movie Australia. We're talking about Nic Cage's 2024/5 "psychological thriller" The Surfer.  Before that, the boys talk haircuts - what else! - and barbers and hack jobs from whack jobs.  They draft Least Favorite Foods.  And they have a good ol' time. Alright? Alright, dudes?  Don't Live Here. Can't Surf Here.  Emily...I love you.

What would a podcast between two dudebros be if it didn't mention butt stuff, weiners, and neuroscientific observations regarding the mind's eye? This is what you came for.  Brock and Brian break down the boarded-up windows of Nic's 2024 horror film Arcadian. Before that, they talk about aphantasia and hyperphantasia, they get The Runs, and they flirt a little.  Let's get into it.

Psst! Hey you, kid. Over here.  I got that new We Gauge Cage for ya. Fresh off the lot. Don't ask me how I got my hands on it. The details ain't important.  Well hi everybody! The loveable scamps, Brian and Brock, are back! Delivering on their promise to watch the 2024 psychological think-piece "Dream Scenario." Before that, the boys catch up on TWO YEARS worth of life, they talk butt stuff, they draft their favorite celebs, and they get a little sexual.  Soak it in. We've missed you, too.

We're Back! A Dinosaur Story And these two dinosaurs, Brock and Brian, catch up and talk about the usual topics: eating, pooing, and animal moi-duh. Then we review Butcher's Crossing, a thriller(?) set in oldey times. Bald Nic!  Get into it.

It's been a long time coming. And a quick time leaving...our memory banks.  Brock and Brian have waited ages and ages for The Retirement Plan to be released. Did it live up to expectations? Speaking of "live," the boys did a little sneaky and decided to record an episode live, together, and in person during their latest bromantic getaway.  They catch up on running, and not running. And then they draft their own Retirement Plans, if you will. And they will.  Let's get into it!

I bet you thought 100 Episodes was enough, didn't ya? Didn't ya? Did you not?!? Welp, Nic keeps making 'em, so we'll keep gauging 'em.  Brock and Brian catch each other up with their movements over the past few months, bowel and otherwise.  They pay homage to the in-movie diner with a food draft.  And then they talk about this friggin' movie, the cat-and-mouse, two-hander, bottle film that was 2023's Sympathy for the Devil.  Now pick a card, and don't interrupt us. It's vewy wude.  Stay tuned for future regular episodes as we plan to watch and gauge the Shrekiverse while waiting for Nic's next batch of films.