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135 episodes
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Date created
2018/02/08
Latest episode
2026/10/13
Average duration
54 min.
Release period
108 days
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Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe You’ll laugh...You’ll cry...Ok maybe not, but I hope to provide insight, motivation, laughter and relief from your daily life through sharing experiences from my quirky viewpoints. Covering topics from business to fitness to overall wellness and more! Follow me for some perspective from a chick who gives zero f*cks, but all from love! I am not a therapist or licensed Psychologist but I am a teacher and businesswoman with over 107 years experience. Let’s laugh at how crazy life can be and enjoy the ride!
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Episode 138: “And then the world exploded” -Stephen King [Carrie] 🔥
2026/10/13
Wow. I’m back. Hai. Did you miss me? It hasn’t been a year just yet so we’re doing good 😆
Listen in as I reflect on the past-almost-year break, talk about current events and new Horror. I’m ready to be back once a week if y’all will listen, share, 5 star rate/review and follow! Deal? Great. You know where to find me:
Subscribe to all of the things. Luv ya!
My website:
http://www.ChocoLumpia.com
https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia
Episode 137: WTF is Going On? 🫠🌎
2025/10/16
Big yikes…it’s been 9 mths?! Here’s a podcast baby for ya, awwww happy burrday podcast baby…welcome to this floating planet of chaos 🎉 Welp, listen in as I rant about the state of the world today and try to find a morsel of hope and inspiration 😆✨ Happy Halloween, ghouls! We’re getting closer and closer to The Apocalypse, I can feel it 🙃🧟♀️ Be sure to subscribe (it’s 2.99/mth, nothing in the ‘Merica is that cheap rn) and peep my links everywhere. SALAMAT 💛
www.ChocoLumpia.com
Episode 136: Let’s Talk Sum Shiet!
2025/01/26
Bwahahaha IM BAAAAAAACK! Bruv, cash me outside howboudat. Comin in hawt with spice and LOTS of foul language. Hide ya kids and listen in. And be sure to subscribe! 2.99/mth for dis bomb azz content?! BFFR you cheap beetch. 😆 w/ luv 🫶🏽 Aye! Strap in or mf don’t! It’s Episode # 136 beeeeeeeeeytches!
Episode 135: Taking Accountability So You Avoid Being A Clown 🤡
2024/06/03
Wow! It’s June! 🤭 Listen in to catch up with me and to learn how to take accountability for your life before karma comes and fxxxs you up 🤡🤣🤌🏽 Subscribe to all of the things. Luv ya! 💛
Future video podcast episodes will live here: patreon.com/ChocoLumpia subscribe now! My links & website: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia
http://www.ChocoLumpia.com
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Episode 134: A ChocoLumpia Lesson On Reframing Your Mindset 🧠🧐
2024/02/27
Tony Robbins, Trent Reznor, JLo?! Oh my! Sup #TCLLT?! Listen in as I share how we’re gonna be superhuman and reframe our mindset in 2024. Here are my links, too! Subscribe to all of the things. Luv ya! 🖤
My links & website:
Future video podcast episodes will live here: patreon.com/ChocoLumpia subscribe now! 🤘🏽
https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia
http://www.ChocoLumpia.com
https://themixtechnique.myshopify.com for them new wellness supplements! 🫚🍵👩🏽🏫
Episode 133: This Crazy Ride! 🫶🏽
2024/01/01
Happy New Year’s Eve, TCLLT! Just wanted to touch base and check in with y’all! Here’s to an epic close to 2023 and a kick ass opening to 2024! 🎉 SALAMAT! Stay connected to all of my things here: www.ChocoLumpia.com www.Patreon.com/ChocoLumpia 🫶🏽
Episode 132: Imposter’s Syndrome 😟
2023/09/21
TCLLT! Checking in! It’s September and wow! What a whirlwind 🌪️ Listen in as I discuss Imposter’s Syndrome, haterz who try to trigger it, what I do to combat it and lastly, the importance of mental health and September: Suicide Prevention Month 💜 I luv y’all so much and am happy we’re here. SALAMAT. I've been using Balance to improve my sleep, stress, mood, and more. Want to try it, too? They're offering a free year to all new members. https://www.balanceapp.com/referral-social
Episode 131: 8.8.2023✨
2023/08/09
Let’s catch tf up, beetch! It’s 8.8 and we’re manifesting the shiet out of it. Strap in or don’t, this episode is full tf out. From updates, owning your brand, gossipers, why I love New Yorkers, films that will fvck you up, art, Pee Wee Herman, why delulu is eemporaant, why fake is lame, Tina Turner, and why Little Miss Nasty is iconic. Follow me on all the things @ChocoLumpia www.ChocoLumpia.com
Episode 130: May Reflect, June Glow Up✨
2023/06/02
Squad!!! How are you holding up after May?! OMAGASH what a time to be alive, huh? Strap in as I do a check-in with y’all, update you on thangs I’ve been up to, share why reflection is so eemporaant, discuss imposter syndrome and how to use it to your advantage and 3 things to ask yourself (about May) to GLOW TF UP in June! Let’s gooooooo! ILYSM, say eet back 😘 All my shizz: www.ChocoLumpia.com 💛
Episode 129: Nobody Gives A Sh*t 🤭
2023/04/19
Hiya frens! It’s Truth Tuesday and I got a lot to say. Warning: This episode is meant to inspire you to be better but in order to get there, I need to give it to ya straight. No hurt feelings meant-just strap in and put yer big panties on for this dose of a wake up call. Luv you, mean it! 💛 Podcast show notes reference: www.trinirecoveryresidence.org
Here are my links, too! Subscribe to all of the things. Luv ya!
My website:
http://www.ChocoLumpia.com
Instagram:
https://instagram.com/ChocoLumpia
Podcast on Anchor:
https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons
Podcast on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1WTUR3pOgykPdpCm4kjIyJ?si=lyXrnnWQTF64AnANdMb-WQ
My Linktree with ALL Links & Affiliates:
https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia
Throne link:
https://throne.me/u/chocolumpia
Amazon Influencer Store:
https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia?ref=inf_pub_chocolumpia
Find me on Threadless @ChocoLumpia for merch!
https://chocolumpia.threadless.com/
ChocoLumpia Wish List!
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PR76TCS95IPN?ref_=wl_share
Episode 128: Self Worth & Life Advice From A 74 Year Old
2023/03/31
Sup Tribe?! Omg. Welp, March happened amirite? 😆 Anyhoodles, I hope you’ve all been kicking ass and taking names. Listen in as I share the importance of self-worth, self-value, my thoughts on social media/new verification, my 2 years sober anniversary and advice from a cool 74 year old woman I met last month. Don’t forget to leave a 5 ⭐️ rating & review! And if you would like to support me on other platforms, follow these links here 💛 SALAMAT!
💓💓💓 My Website:
https://ChocoLumpia.com
All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia
ChocoLumpia Lessons YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChocoLumpiaLessons
IG: https://instagram.com/chocolumpia
Subscribe to my Podcast and contribute to future content: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe
My Amazon Storefront-shopping here sends me some change. Shop my fave things: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia
My Amazon Wishlist-contribute to my content creation! ‘Ppreciate!
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TCLLT Merch:
https://chocolumpia.threadless.com
Episode 127: Aquarius SZN MFers! ♒️
2023/02/02
I hereby do solemnly swear…to be as unhinged, sexy and insane as possible this year 😆🤌🏽 BEEETCH! Wussup fam?! Listen in as I share why TF we’re doing what TF we want (*caveat being: as long as we don’t hurt ourselves or anyone else*) in 2023 🎉 It’s February 1st and I’ve already blocked 3 MFers today. Try me 🙃 In tonight’s episode I also discuss racism and why the new film “You People” made such an impression on me and anyone who doesn’t like it is probably low key rockin a confederate tattoo. Anyhoodles 🤭🤭🤭 Get fxxxed. Respectfully 😘 Connect with me here!
My Website: https://ChocoLumpia.com
All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia
Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/chocolumpia
Subscribe to my Podcast and contribute to future content: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe
TCLLT Merch:
https://chocolumpia.threadless.com
My Amazon Storefront-shopping here sends me some change. Shop my fave things: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia
My Amazon Wishlist-contribute to my content creation! ‘Ppreciate!
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PR76TCS95IPN?ref_=wl_share
Episode 126: IDGAF NYE Eve Edition 🥳
2022/12/31
Happy New Years Eve Eve, TCLLT! Strap in or don’t…She got a lot to say tonight and if you’re a sensitive cupcake, you have been warned 🧁🤌🏽 Let’s talk about the #TCLLT norm: Society, human behavior and of course some sprinkles of foul language, films/shows I’ve recently watched and love! (No spoilers: Don’t Worry Darling, Barbarian, The White Lotus). There are plenty of life lessons included, mainly NOT GIVING A FXXX. Happy No FXXXs Given Friday! Ciao, Ciao 2022! 👋🏽. Connect with me here!
My Website: https://ChocoLumpia.com
All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia
Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/chocolumpia
Subscribe to my Podcast and contribute to future content: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe
TCLLT Merch:
https://chocolumpia.threadless.com
My Amazon Storefront-shopping here sends me some change. Shop my fave things: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia
My Amazon Wishlist-contribute to my content creation! ‘Ppreciate!
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PR76TCS95IPN?ref_=wl_share
Episode 125: Ego, Gossip & Horror…Ohmahgawd 👻
2022/10/27
Holy shizzle! It’s Spooky Szn! 🤡🎃💀 Where has the time gone?! Hustlin’ mah babes! Listen in as I share whyyyyy it’s so eemporaant to protect your energy, do your shadow work and persevere regardless of what anyone has to say about it. Happy New Moon and Scorpio szn 😈 Also, of course! We discuss Horror. I’ve been rewatching my regular faves but had to share my thoughts on X, Hellraiser 2, Halloween Ends and Terrifier 2 🔪🩸Some spoils but I’ll give a heads up in the episode. Opening song is “Scream Saver” by Subtronics my current banger 🔊 Peep my links to support this podcast 💛 The #TCLLT Playlist on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5nYHy8x5S0Kue5epPxAmxz?si=ZYDl5OwaQQ-ZsqvXUsgKSQ
SALAMAT! 💛
•My Amazon Storefront-shopping here sends me some change. Follow me!
Shop my fave things: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia
•Connect with me here!
My Website: https://ChocoLumpia.com
•All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia
•Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/chocolumpia
•Subscribe to my Podcast and contribute to future content: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe
•TCLLT Merch:
https://chocolumpia.threadless.com
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Episode 124: Let It Go 🙏🏽
2022/08/27
Happy No FXXXs Given Friday, TCLLT! Listen in as I break down the importance of celebrating W’s (wins) and acknowledging L’s (losses). I share why I’m inspired by BadAss Women and why I work towards being one despite the societal backlashes of it 🤘🏽 Season 5 of The Handmaid’s Tale is coming and I review some eemporaant take aways from the last 3 episodes of Season 4 (SPOILERS-but if you’ve seen the trailer for 5, you already know 🤪). I also discuss how music is a massive turn on and share some great music that has been featured in current blockbuster shows and how happy I am about it. How do I get a job picking the soundtrack of shows & films? I want 💜🤘🏽 SALAMAT for listening, frens!
The #TCLLT Playlist on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5nYHy8x5S0Kue5epPxAmxz?si=ZYDl5OwaQQ-ZsqvXUsgKSQ
SALAMAT! 💛
•My Amazon Storefront-shopping here sends me some change. Follow me!
Shop my fave things: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia
•Connect with me here!
My Website: https://ChocoLumpia.com
•All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia
•Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/chocolumpia
•Subscribe to my Podcast and contribute to future content: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe
•TCLLT Merch:
https://chocolumpia.threadless.com
•My Amazon Wishlist-contribute to my content creation! ‘Ppreciate!
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PR76TCS95IPN?ref_=wl_share
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LoudaLaura 2020/09/01
Queen of not giving a F*@!
This podcast is the refresh we could all use right now. I love that Chocolumpia tells it like it is, makes you laugh, tear up even and makes you feel ...
RayRaySenpai 2019/02/16
The most real podcast I’ve listened to!
ChocoLumpia brings her immense amount of knowledge in a raw and hilarious way! Every episode gives her perspective on certain topics or just advice on...
stay_shee 2018/08/30
Truth bombs AF
If you want some real life truth bombs, you need to hit up my girl ChocolumpiaLessons! She’s knowledgeable and funny, and really hits on some legit to...
BJeans71 2018/06/22
Great Pomcast
I just recently discovered this pomcast and dove right in. I find the humor and honesty of Chocolumpia both refreshing and entertaining. I am looking ...
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