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"Who stole your crown, queen?" This week Kelly, Eva, and Rave explore the Caps' desperate need for a bitchy center, the Oilers' astrological baggage, the Senators' entry into the "unforced error press releases of all time" competition, and other goings-on across our National Hockey League. This episode was recorded on January 18, 2026. Timecodes: (5:32) Oilers astrology | (18:12) Caps chat | (44:58) Elsewhere in the NHL Buy merch! Support us on Patreon!

"Power forward Miss Piggy." Rave, Eva, and Kelly are ready to build back better this year, first with an apology re: those hockey show twunks, then with well-informed suggestions for NHL and Olympics GMs re: constructing winning teams. Other topics: Justin Sourdif's verve, Auston Matthews' hats, and (sob!) Kelly's Quinnifer Mourning Quorner. This episode was recorded on January 4, 2026. Timecodes: (4:40) Sorry For What We Said About Those Twunks | (15:33) Our Glorious Nation of YCDT | (24:52) Caps chat | (44:30) Elsewhere in the NHLBuy merch!Support us on Patreon!

"Sending love to Jan." Eva, Rave, and Kelly are gathered in the metaphorical mind basement with bowls of cashews and cigarettes and they're ready to talk hockey, from the Caps' win streak and lengthening injured list to Olympics gossip and general Canucks' agony. Oh, and (of course) (finally) the big gay hockey show. NO, NOT THE NHL, SILLY, the other one. This episode was recorded on December 7, 2025.Timecodes: (3:04) The Cutting Edge | (13:57) Caps chat | (31:27) Elsewhere in the NHL & Olympics | (54:00) Heated Rivalry Buy merch! Support us on Patreon!

"Release your birth time." This episode is brought to you by Dylan Strome's third baby, Ethen Frank's singular face, and a blurry cell phone photo of the back of our heads as we enjoy a meal with Tate McRae. Plus: Kelly's grinchy grin for JT Miller, a buncha Connors, and the Thanksgiving Rule. This episode was recorded on November 23, 2025. Timecodes: (2:29) Isekai Title Generator | (8:16) Caps chat | (33:53) Elsewhere in the NHL Buy merch!Support us on Patreon!

"You're the unc now." What a delightfully magical and mystical month we're having! Rave, Eva, and Kelly are feeling inspired by Ovi's 900th, the Caps/Pens' long-haul relationship, a terrible "power" play, and Jacob Chychrun's new narrative. Plus: several parades of hockey Halloween costumes, special boys, gay little sweaters, and acute team suffering. This episode was recorded on November 9, 2025. Timecodes: (4:03) SOMEONE WANTS TO CUT A HOLE AND FUCK YOU THROUGH IT, BUDDY | (15:03) Caps chat | (48:13) Hockeys Halloween | (1:04:36) Elsewhere in the NHL Hockey Halloween costumes slideshow Buy merch! Support us on Patreon!

"Living rent-free in your prison restaurant." We can't all be Judi Jupiter bewitching young hockeys with our chaotic vibes for the purposes of content creation, but gosh darn it, Eva, Kelly, and Rave are gonna keep trying. Up for discussion: a foiled goalie fight, a beast named Tusky, a stubborn curse, and Geno supremacy. This episode was recorded on October 26, 2025.Timecodes: (3:19) Kentucky Hockey League | (12:35) Caps chat | (38:04) Elsewhere in the NHLBuy merch!Support us on Patreon!

"It's all just fine and NOT lies." WE'RE BACK. Kelly, Eva, and Rave have gathered 'round the mics to talk hockey once again and there's much to discuss, including Mitch Marner to VGK, Connor McDavid's hot poly summer, and the Washington Capitals' perma-bad power play. Plus: A tasteful and unbiased assessment of team jersey design updates. This episode was recorded on October 13, 2025.Timecodes: (2:11) Astro predictions | (9:39) Summer recap | (22:58) | Caps (41:21) | Elsewhere in the NHL | (54:49) Grading new uniformsBuy merch!Support us on Patreon!

We’re about to start YCDT’s ninth hockey season and we’re feeling prettttty confident about what we're bringing to the table. See you soon, nerds. [Producers’ note: Ignore the hosts! Tell your friends!]

"A creature-shaped hole." Eva, Kelly, and Rave wrap up the '24-'25 NHL season by appreciating the narrative-free grit of the Florida Panthers, the charisma uniqueness nerve and talent of Flyers GM Danny Briere, and the many funny trades and goings-on in between. This episode was recorded on June 23, 2025.Timecodes: (4:10) Ol’ What’s His Name | (11:11) Congrats, Cats | (38:35) Caps chat | (41:53) Trades update | (1:09:18) What we forgot to rememberBuy merch!Support us on Patreon!

"Rat accrual." After a couple crucial Caps updates, Kelly, Rave, and Eva pour one out for our dead Dallas Stars (and say sayonara to goalie mistreater Pete DeBoer), have an unexpectedly heated discussion about the handshake line, celebrate the Brad Marchand of it all as Florida takes on Edmonton again, and pull a few tarot cards to see what we're in for. This episode was recorded on June 8, 2025.Timecodes: (3:03) Ground Rules | (16:12) Caps chat | (28:59) Conference Finals | (46:43) Stanley Cup Final | (1:04:20) Impromptu tarot readingBuy merch!Support us on Patreon!

"Tragedy of the Mitch commons." As Round 2 fades fast from our short-term memories, Rave, Eva, and Kelly take the collective temperature about the Caps lowkey crash-out, crack open the rich tome of of The Maple Leafs' Whole Deal to analyze some themes, and hitch wagons to their preferred steed as we sally forth to the conference finals. This episode was recorded on May 19, 2025.Timecodes: (3:01) Caps vs. Canes | (37:40) Leafs vs. Panthers | (1:09:51) Stars vs. Jets | (1:21:26) Oilers vs. Golden KnightsBuy merch!Support us on Patreon!

"The art of deception and pageantry." Round 1? She's done. Finished. Eva, Kelly, and Rave bid the eliminated teams a respectful farewell, weigh in on various and sundry shenanigans that occurred throughout, and look Round 2 right in the eye. Plus: The only person more desperate than Jim Rutherford to talk aloud in public about the Canucks right now is Kelly lol. This episode was recorded on May 5, 2025. Timecodes: (3:22) Caps vs. Habs | (26:59) Stars vs. Avs | (38:16) Oilers vs. Kings | (41:23) Golden Knights vs. Wild | (45:48) Canes vs. Devs | (50:08) Panthers vs. Bolts | (55:28) Maple Leafs vs. Sens | (1:00:23) Jets vs. Blues | (1:07:38) Looking ahead to Round 2 | (1:21:07) Kelly’s Canucks CornerBuy merch!Support us on Patreon!

"They stupidassbitch'd this." IT'S PLAYOFFS TIIIIIIME and Kelly, Eva, and Rave are doing FINE! THANK YOU FOR ASKING!! This one's a little all over the place as we check in on the Caps vs. the ghosts of 2010, the ongoing failures of the Vancouver Canucks, the triumphant return of Gabe Landeskog, our end-of-season awards recipients, and much much more. This episode was recorded on April 19, 2025. Timecodes: (4:37) Caps chat | (35:00) Our end-of-season awards | (41:28) The Canucks | (53:00) Son of Brind'amour | (58:00) Gabe's back, but will Nicke ever be?! | (1:08:49) Playoffs previewBuy merch! Support us on Patreon!

"Euthanasia like a horse." We weren't supposed to record this week but, welp, he did it. By "he," we mean Ovi. And by "it," we mean "Finally killed W*yne Gr*tzky." Sorry to that old man. This very special episode was recorded on April 8, 2025.Timecodes: (6:55) Goal #894 | (18:22) Goal #895Buy merch!Support us on Patreon!

"Taste that pit." Eva checks in with Kelly and Rave about the latest in the world of the Washington Capitals, including some clever losses, some new Chychrun wellness theories, Protas ascendency, the signing of a new boy, and the return of a beloved color commenter. Plus: The Old Slut Playoffs and a farewell to Torts. This episode was recorded on March 31, 2025. Timecodes: (2:29) Nominative Determinism | (9:55) Caps chat | (50:23) Elsewhere in the NHL Buy merch!Support us on Patreon!