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On this episode we are joined by our friend David Zafra. Neti Pot gets a 1 star review for possibly killing someone, Pep Boys forgets to tighten the bolts on several cars, A reviewer reminisces about his crush on the Donut Shop owner's daughter, and more!

Comedians discuss absurd the most absurd reviews the internet has to offer. A moving company is gets a bad review for moving too slow, Someone bleaches their hair blonde to the point where all of it falls out, The show freaks and geeks get a 1 star , A theme park in michigan is accused of being racist. and more!

On this episode we are joined by comedian and friend Rui Montilla. Britney shares about her latest fender bender. The Space Needle gets a bad review for it's lack of security, A reviewer gives a 1 star to Tinder because he got catfished, and more!

On this episode a Casino gets a bad review from someone who hasn't been there. A reviewer for Pike Place Market is afraid that a homeless heroin addict will puncture their tires, A toddler salon has an infamous hair stylist, someone reviews a porn game, and more!

On this episode we are joined by our good friend Ian Oder. We debate whether hot cheetos are chips, A patron of a sushi establishment witnesses 5 men mooning them, A misogynistic Limousine driver makes their client angry, and more!

On episode we are joined by good friend and comedian Joe Grillo. On this episode a reviewer slips on piss, someone loses their Grill at a Brewery, The show Euphoria gets a bad review for showing too many dicks, and more!

On this episode we are joined by our good friend and comedian Chip Nicholson.  We read a review for Pepsi Blue. An accountant responds to his 1 star review by spilling their personal financial situation along with insults.  We play a game of would you rather with Britney, and more!

On this episode we are joined by good friend and comedian Nick Crosby.   Someone reviews a club based on them getting squirted with breast milk, a Subway Movie Theater gets 5 stars for doing the bare minimum, A reviewer get shamed at McDonalds for getting too mant ketchup packets and more!

A Child plays with a reviewer's organic tampon. A review for a youtube app, Marve'ls What If series gets a low rating for being too woke. Britney reads a review for a Treatment center scam, and more!

Sal Viesca joins us! There's a dick piercing review, a reviewer mentions how his dad was a traitor. A vegan restaurant gets a low review and more.

On this episode we are joined by comedian Luke Schwartz. Berbati's Pan gets 1 star after a beer is thrown at the reviewer and she is kicked out of the venue via chokehold. Beverly Hills Highschool gets a scathing review from a parent who believes it's becoming too diverse. A reviewer claims donating plasma at Bio-Mat Chula Vista is unwelcoming to caucasians and more!