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Barjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, flashbacks to her first case, former Vice President Al Gore, and a whole lotta Neil in this epic-poem-length episode!!  Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium Will Stryker as: Aloejandro van Alvess Greg Goodness as: The Satin Seagull Eli Lutsky as: King Al Gore Melissa Strype as: Marjomin Buffet Joey Pleasants as: Benjory Buffet Jordan Wold as: Niles Greg Elijah Katz as: Rodge Badgebeach Nako Narter as: Lenny Kelsey Buckley as: Benny Magi Calcagne as: Narrator  And check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd

The tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius trying to uninvent crime, a bunch of other ones, and then Neil.   (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd) Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg Pierce Campion as: Seth LePod Kyle McCormick as: Marv Morrow Danielle Shvartsman as: Eelixandra Phibious Kevin McCarthy as: Dr. Krillian Salmonelli, Beefcake Julia Lebow as: Dr. Pirhonda Sandoller Nako Narter as: Dr. Amandatee Crabagail Kelsey Buckley as: Dr. Marliny Fishgerald Yesi Rego as: Hologram Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

This rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather!  (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd) Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg Yesi Rego as: Lizzlie Drizzle Kevin McCarthy as: Cycloney Tony Nako Narter as: Blanche Avalanche Branson Knowles as: Anchor Julia Lebow as: Game Show Contestant Kelsey Buckley as: Game Show Announcer Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd What a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!

It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor!   (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd) Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg Hannah Jones as: Captain Mildreadful Pablo Escobosa as: Jack Sbarro Mark Gallagher as: Stuffbeard the Pirate Marcos Gonzales as: Nicoleast Apartheid Damon Howard as: Captain Stroganoff Katie Bowman as: Blondebob Kelsey Buckley as: Shipwreckecca Jack Hess as: Drent Dickridge Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Barjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and keep to themselves!   (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd) Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Vera Drew as: Dr. Rosacia Stone Pablo Escabosa as: Captain Lyle P. Dolphay Mark Gallagher as: Skapper Branson Knowles as: Fred Christ Kelsey Buckley as: Wendily Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

Criming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjory must pour herself a tall glass of popcorn and investigate the too many theaters of the movie cruise The Gigaplex! Presented in glorious Barjor-Y-Scope, the Smell-o-Vision of the ears. (And this is our finale before the hiatus, so check out our Patreon for weekly content in the meantime because the meantime’s usually a lot of time: patreon.com/bbthecd) Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg Lyndsey Kempf as: Melora Galore Brian Fitzgerald as: Shuck Dox Jake Hess as: Bryler Velveeto Kelsey Buckley as: Dava C. Schwimmer Allie Wittner as: Westlin Justinly, Janine Greg Marcos Gonzales as: Chaz Casper Katie Bowman as: Amby Canterlope Jordan Wold as: Niles Greg Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Wait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No??? Check out our Patreon for our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, and, sorry what else? Much much more??? Aaahhh!! https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd

Barjory Buffet, Cruise Detective, investigates a case of deceit on the seas. Is this murder more than just a murder? No! But murder is bad by itself!!  Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Edited by Brad Beideman  Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet   Eli Lutsky as: Otto Topsy, Blotch   Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy Pediatrist, Erin Van Alvess   Brad Beideman as: Neil   Will Stryker as: Karaoke Boy, The Governor 

Cruise Detective Barjory Buffet is challenged to thwart the cruise casino heist of master thief The Satin Seagull. Can she do it? Maybe with the help of a pizza robot, an obscure impersonator act, and not Neil! Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, Buffaloon Greg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin Seagull John Lemelman as: Quig, Vault Guard, and Kidsino Kid Brad Beideman as: Neil Eli Lutsky as: Malcolm Gladwell Impersonator, Normal Waiter Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy Pediatrist, Scottish Waiter

Barjory spends her holiday on the Santa Cruz Santa Cruise, where some kinda mean ole Scrooge is killing Santas! Everyone learns a lesson that giving is better than getting (getting killed, that is!!!!!), in this sort of interactive mini mystery! Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Pablo Escobosa as: Junior Inspector Santa Will Stryker as: Mean Santa Magi Calcagne as: Narrator