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via GIPHY Today we’ll be reviewing Episode 4 of Season 5 which aired on December 7th, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got: God is dead: The Kids take us on a short philosophical journey and prove that not only did God exist, but he had tiny hands and feet, and was really light too! New Boots: where workers are exploited for a steel-toe boot racket Hookers are back! And one of them did a porn and got to keep the donkey Time flies: a domestic argument spirals into a breakup, baby, and world tour and reunion within minutes The Hookers with Prices: Rudy figures charging $200 for a handjob is the secret to Julia-Roberts-style success Montreal: Buddy Cole’s ode to Quebec’s capital - and I’m not gonna go there We’ve got the Hookers again in ‘ Johns with No Money’: turns out some poor customers try to pay with clocks and magic beans Dessert: the curse-ed sketch about fucken dipping areas

via GIPHY Today we’ll be reviewing Episode 3 of Season 5 which aired on October 19, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got: Drumming Up Business: Where the hookers fail to get clients because they don’t have the Money Momentum skills to pay the bills How To: 1950’s Gay Stereotype Buddy Cole gets a slave, and needs an instructional video on how to clean and care for him Just One Guy: Mark tells Dave about a guy he met that doesn’t like him, and Mark is the guy. Rap Music: The hookers are feminists when it comes to rap music. Poreef : The Money Momentum guys are back and showing us how it’s done! Selling cat food to old ladies by the 20lb box. Jughead: Scott and Bruce discuss body mods. The Hit: Scott tries to buy a hit from a very literal Dave, who then struggles to kill himself.

via GIPHY Today we’ll be reviewing Episode 2 of Season 5 which aired on October 12, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got: Cops - The “did you kill that guy” series continues! It is somehow lazier than in the last episode! In the end they find out the guy they were interrogating didn’t do it. The end. Please, Please, Please Roll My Wife Over – An old man (mark) begs Kevin to come in and roll his wife over. Special Sauce - A fast food restaurant has run out of sauce and awaits word from the Chosen One. Chance Meeting - Bruce makes fun of his creative process. Documentary - A man returns to his old office asking to recreate the moment he was fired. Grizzly - Man encounters a "bear" while hunting for "chicks."

via GIPHY So we’ll be reviewing Episode 1 of Season 5 which aired on October 5, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got: Idiot Boy: Assistant Cops: Interrogation 1, did you kill that guy? Joint cracking Feelyat, featuring der Nederlands fööts choir Cops: Interrogation 2 Catching Up, how much do you weigh, 120? Martyr, Fran monologue Cops: Interrogation 3 The Beard; the beard stays YOU GO

An interview with Paul Bellini! The winner of the Be Touched by Rebecca Klatka contest! The charming Kids in the Hall writer spends some time reminiscing about the Kids in the Hall and his life beyond the show.

via GIPHY No episode review today! Instead, we get girl drink drunk, and reflect on our favourite sketches from Season 4.

via GIPHY Today we’ll be reviewing Kids in the Hall Episode 20 of Season 4 which aired on May 18, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got: Epithet 1: Mark plays a bigot cabbie, wrongly identifying Scott as a Chinese person and then gives a ride to a woman apparently of Chinese descent? Racist? Yes? Gezbo, the video selling clown: where the Money Momentum guys try to swindle children into buying a video, a book and a mystery in a box! High school diploma: The hookers are helping Rudy further his education Epithet 2: Racist cabbie is back, he uses the N word, it is….uncomfortable. Bad cheater: Dave is really bad at cheating, getting on the same plane for a vacation with her lover as her husband. In her defense, it’s a BIG PLANE! Scary sandwich: Dave has a recurring dream about getting up from a nightmare to make a sandwich, featuring the crunchiest and spookiest pickle Extreme argument: Christine and Raj don't sit at their regular table, and then the trouble begins ….Merges into Epithet 3: Mark’s racist cabby thinks Raj was inside the restaurant having sex, is called out as a homophobe

via GIPHY Today we’ll be reviewing Kids in the Hall Episode 19 of Season 4 which aired on May 11, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got: Bike Courier - We meet a bike courier taking his life in his hands by working on two hours sleep White Filipino Boy - Scott is a white filipino boy who’s hustling for money, every way he can I’m Charging You - The Too Short To Love couple get into a fight in the lineup outside the Phantom and waste the police’s time Atrium - The Atrium’s In! The Atrium’s Out! Drunk Chick from Winnipeg - Somewhere out there is a drunk chick from winnipeg with her head in a monitor Art Class - Where everyone in the class is a racist or a sexist or a homophobe or an ableist Hopeless Romantic - The final of the Bruce triptych where we meet a hopeless romantic mixed up with a drunk Winnipeg chick and a bike courier Surrogate - Scott’s an angel who gives blowjobs. OR IS HE?

via GIPHY Today we’ll be reviewing Kids in the Hall Episode 18 of Season 4 which aired on May 4th, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got: Are you a Transvestite - The prostitutes are back! Oh boy I hope we can just skip doing a “does this hold up” this week Mozart - Darill is back, and he’s super into Mozart! Movie Star - The prostitutes like to pretend to be movie stars 1/4 Life Crisis -- Dave plays a successful lawyer quits his day job to pursue his dream job of fireman. Cemetery -- Buddy Cole is back! He remembers a friend. Drunk as a Crow - Is he stupid because he's drunk, or drunk because he's stupid? Advantage - Kevin ponders whether he should use his “celebrity” status to his advantage

Today we’ll be reviewing Kids in the Hall Episode 17 of Season 4 which apparently aired in April, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got: Janitor retires Marriage denial: you just gotta keep it cool. Rank file and serial number. Francesco Fiore in Yugoslavia: its a monologue. But! Bad. Police Department Worms: can you get worms by arresting a guy? You cant! You just have worms otherwise. The nap: lost 20 minutes of his life, and the cars are different now. Police Department: hungover. Gotta go out because well, its Saturday night. Let the flirting begin: you gotta make an impression in 20 words or less. Then! You gotta act aloof and finally, chase the rabbit. No chocolate diet: its hard to quit. But besides, its not about what you eat. Yeah. Its about what you do. Yeah!

via GIPHY So we’ll be reviewing Episode 16 of Season 4 which allegedly aired in April, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got: Shut-up, Judge: a courtroom confession Job sharing: the Kathies withstand company restructuring The Voices: screeching yodel of madness. Punk as a crust punk. The notion of being in a polite society is maddening to The Real Dudes. STEPS: Gays of various types. Kevin is a snarky intellectual gay (Schmitty). “Check out the Queers!” (guy in the background waves). Chad’s 13th birthday (AKA entering manhood by watching your dad get pathetically drunk) STEPS 2: Gotta go in drag to the warehouse party. Schmitty remains a pill. Dave is going as Sandy Duncan. “My nipples qualify as t**s eh hurr hurr”. Tacky Art Collector: “and dogs cant even *play* pool” That’s art. Bruce’s fancy art hands are enlightening. Selling a black velvet painting for $8. STEPS 3: Gay Marriage. I-thssues makes people, *angry*.

via GIPHY Review: Kids in the Hall Episode 15 of Season 4 which aired on April 1, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got: The New Guy: Bruce struggles to make friends by hitting on other peoples’ wives I love You: Mark tries to tell his dad Got a Puck: A cop abuses his authority for the pettiest of reasons. Heroin Junkie: Kevin is a Heroin Junkie and if you want to date him you’ll have to just deal with it Missing Airline Pilot: Scott should be flying the plane but there’s a thing dangling! Undercover Preparation: Both of the cops would be awful undercover agents because they only have a high school education and 2 months of RCMP depot training Rollerblades: Dave recreates perfectly the experience of being alive in the 90’s Love and Sausages: The iconic and divisive sketch! Where Bruce’s amish man is torn between his love for the sausage package kissing girl and his dementia-riddled sausage loving father