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The guys dive into everything from football, golf, and wild celebrity documentaries to the unspoken rules of job interviews and showing up with an iced coffee. They also get into Sedan Hussein, questionable driving habits, and the idea that maybe life is a lot like an onion ring.

The boys spiral from the Stanford Prison Experiment and prison “Junebugs” into filming fifth graders, meeting the cast of Love on the Spectrum, Young Gravy DMing Connor’s sister, porn injuries, daddy issues, AI golf trackers, hot moms, and childhood sleepovers. Michael then unloads about a Fresno woman waiting through his meet-and-greet just to tell him he needs to work on his comedy, before the guys get nostalgic about yearbooks, high-school crushes, homecoming, old friends, strip-club advertisements, terrible teachers, and the difference between b******t, horseshit, and batshit.

The boys celebrate Episode 400 by spiraling through celebrity parties, Harry Potter, whether dancing actually gets you girls, the worm, high-school “jerk” dances, AI-generated comedy clips, and Trevor’s dad still using the same pee jar 20 years later.

Trevor and Michael srart with ridiculous graphic tee talk, a driving range speakerphone hero, teenage hormones, small dick genetics, Viagra origins, female-owned products, color-changing STD condoms, the Black Plague, and why everyone in medieval times probably smelled insane. They also get weirdly nostalgic about childhood crushes and glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars, then spiral into apartment lamps, blackout curtains, airplane safety rules, stilettos on emergency slides, and a Secret Sock about dairy allergies that somehow turns into nipples, cows, and gender anatomy.

The boys kick off the first full stif socks+ era episode by spiraling through morning coffee, bad 5G service, Kegels and the insane Dejan Love fake-49ers saga, from four-minute DM videos and fake Lambos to Gucci lies, beach route-running. They also get into lying by association, not understanding finance, and a surprisingly sweet Sock Talk from a longtime listener, and a disgusting Secret Sock about fries that somehow ends with “salt the rim” and “fish and chips.”

The guys spiral from GTA 6 leaks, LAX Uber chaos, Whoop recovery scores, hotel pillows, Rainbow flip flops, fake-sounding words, vacation anxiety, and whether LA, New York, Miami, or Fort Lauderdale is the best place to live. Then they get into actors being too serious, technology killing imagination, robot teachers, nightmares, ex-girlfriend dreams, homemade high school bongs, childhood fears, death anxiety, and the kind of dark high school stories that explain why this episode belongs on Patreon

Get 80% for your first month of patreon with promo code STIFF80🚨NEW TIER CREATED $3.99/Month AUDIO ONLY🚨 Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Episodes also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com For the final Stiff Socks episode on the main feed, the guys explain that the show is not ending but moving to one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode, then go down memory lane through the first episode, old clips, favorite guests, pandemic Patreon moments, road stories, and the bits that shaped the show. It gets genuinely emotional as Michael and Trevor reflect on how the podcast changed their lives, saved them during dark times, gave them purpose, and built a family with the fans, before ending the only way Stiff Socks can: with old clips about mocktails, Reiki, wiping, fingering, and ass eating. Thanks to our sponsors: Ridge, Brooklyn Bedding, and Vinted. Ridge: Get 10% Off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge's Annual Sweepstakes by going to https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS #Ridgepod NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open only to legal residents of the promotion territory, who have reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction of residence. Void elsewhere & where prohibited by law. Enter by 9:00 a.m. USPT on 8 September 2026. 2 winners, prizes total ARV: up to approx. $539,165 CAD / £284,170. Skill-testing question required in CA. See Official Rules at ridge.com/pages/rules for complete eligibility, entry instructions, how to enter without a purchase, entry limits, prize details, odds, and restrictions. Sponsor: The Ridge Wallet LLC.  Brooklyn Bedding: Get 30% off sitewide with promo code SOCKS at https://brooklynbedding.com  Vinted: Download the Vinted app for free and start listing. With no seller fees, you keep every dollar you earn. #sponsored #ad

THANK YOU ALL FOR THE SUPPORT AND WELCOME NEW MEMBERS. JOINING US ON THIS NEW CHAPTER. We seriously appreciate all the support through this change as we keep building the show and giving you the kind of content you love. Please use the group chats, DM us, and let us know what you want to see Stiff Socks become. We want to hear what content you want more of on this page, what you’re excited for, and how we can make this community even better. We are here because of you, and we don’t look past that for a second. Let’s make this the biggest and com(CUM)munity ever. For the final Stiff Socks episode on the main feed, the guys explain that the show is not ending but moving to one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode, then go down memory lane through the first episode, old clips, favorite guests, pandemic Patreon moments, road stories, and the bits that shaped the show. It gets genuinely emotional as Michael and Trevor reflect on how the podcast changed their lives, saved them during dark times, gave them purpose, and built a family with the fans, before ending the only way Stiff Socks can: with old clips about mocktails, Reiki, wiping, fingering, and ass eating. Tier members REMEMBER if you have been a member of tube or stiff socks for 3 months you get percent off merch at their show! Please DM us when you are going and we will put you on the lis for the discount code. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

The boys kick off the Patreon episode by spiraling through jingles, cigar energy, bathroom phones, quitting porn, and insane dating red flags. Then they dive into arena comedy, Morgan Freeman, and blind-ranking the most suspiciously sexy stadium.

JOIN PATREON FOR 80% off Now with code STIFF80 Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, BlueChew, Factor, Shopify, and Fabletics. BetterHelp: Visit https://betterhelp.com/SOCKS BlueChew: Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code SOCKS, plus an additional 10% OFF and free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. Factor: Get 50% off plus 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year at https://FactorMeals.com/socks50off with code socks50off. While supplies last until 10/31/2026. See website for more details. Shopify: Be your own boss. No dress code, no commute, no Steve from accounting. Free trial at https://shopify.com/socks Fabletics: Get 70-80% off everything as a new VIP at https://fabletics.com/socks — take the style quiz and select socks when prompted to unlock the offer.

The guys open with the future of Stiff Socks and explain the move to one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode before spiraling into head-injury accents, the Mona Lisa being too small, salvia, high school nostalgia, zodiac signs and a weirdly intense 40th birthday party tour.

Trevor finds out Nancy Pelosi gave his college graduation speech, Michael talks about his absent father (I don't think he's over it) Jack reveals he shit his pants jumping over a candlestick, and somehow those aren’t even the weirdest things we learn this episode. We also cover billionaire kids, nudist colonies, penis enlargement, bears, twins, absent fathers, and why Trevor should not be allowed near a fence.

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The guys open with a real update on the future of Stiff Socks, explaining that the show is not ending, but the regular podcast is changing into one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode while the boys focus more on games, clips, and bigger YouTube projects. Then the episode goes fully off the rails with Trevor’s nosy neighbor, Drake barking for goth girls, QVC slip-ups, Rapunzel hair logic, the worst wedding confession ever, music taste giving you the ick, Big Mac sauce crimes, and a soccer celebration gone horribly wrong. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com EP 395 — Timestamps00:00 – Stiff Socks is changing… and the podcast is moving to Patreon03:01 – Trevor’s neighbor is way too concerned about him05:44 – Drake is barking at goth girls11:33 – Why is Drake doing this?! 13:05 – Drake sliding into people’s DMs 15:16 – What happens when Drake DMs your girlfriend?15:38 – What if you could hear sex through a condom?16:25 – Dating shows are embarrassing19:29 – “Whip it out” — what would you do if you met Drake?22:23 – Watching Drake get flirty is uncomfortable24:04 – Are all viral clips fake now?25:15 – The infamous QVC beauty clip26:20 – QVC woman accidentally says “blow job”27:13 – Investigating the QVC mannequins28:14 – Did the QVC clip actually go viral?29:19 – Why every guy in a Lamborghini isn’t a celebrity30:42 – The QVC woman is leaning into the viral moment31:49 – 30 million views?! She’s monetizing the hell out of it33:09 – Blowout vs. blowjob34:26 – The girlfriend who made him climb through her window35:16 – How far would a horny guy climb for a girl?36:17 – Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen?!38:14 – Should Chris Hansen just play himself?45:19 – The movie about a woman’s horrifying secret before her wedding47:26 – “My agent called… and I’m terrified”50:50 – Where do you draw the line with your partner’s past?51:40 – Planned a school shooting vs. actually doing something horrible53:08 – Can you ever fully trust someone after learning their secret? 56:09 – What if she tells you AFTER you get married?57:12 – The guys discover the greatest spelling fact of all time58:01 – “You can’t spell HEARD without HEAD”59:26 – Back to the wedding question01:00:40 – Would past relationships actually bother you?01:01:41 – Sock Talk: Can you tell a girl’s ex from her music?01:03:40 – When someone points out an annoying habit you never noticed01:04:41 – SECRET SOCK - Would you do something disgusting for views?01:05:42 – Grossest food-related things they’ve ever done01:06:53 – The nacho-cheese Slurpee01:07:17 – Combining food from multiple fast-food restaurants01:08:15 – The joys of gas-station food on a road trip01:09:43 – Soccer player celebrates by jumping into a hole Thanks to ZBiotics and Quince. Go to https://zbiotics.com/socks and use SOCKS at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks #sponsored #ad

The guys open with a real update on the future of Stiff Socks, explaining that the show is not ending, but the regular podcast is changing into one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode while the boys focus more on games, clips, and bigger YouTube projects. Then the episode goes fully off the rails with Trevor’s nosy neighbor, Drake barking for goth girls, QVC slip-ups, Rapunzel hair logic, the worst wedding confession ever, music taste giving you the ick, Big Mac sauce crimes, and a soccer celebration gone horribly wrong.

The guys talk about their iggest pet peeves, a cheating husband, and the PF Chang horses.