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Trevor discovers sex toys at the Berlin airport, roast a movie about a woman marrying a wicker man, and struggle to locate Colorado on a map. Plus, an Adderall-fueled massage, Michael’s dog choosing his girlfriend’s side of the bed, and a listener who takes ball busting way too literally.

The guys play Agree or Disagree on celebrity hall passes, leaving your girlfriend in coach, faking orgasms, and whether you should know your friends’ dick sizes. Plus, Michael’s hometown show turns into Girls Gone Wild, a guy with hair plugs starts bullying his bald friend, and a listener finds out their parents are swingers.

Michael gets pissed on by a Pomeranian, Trevor’s assistant drives into his house, and a listener gets dumped after spending $180 on Shrek and Fiona costumes. Plus, brushing your teeth while peeing, agents who haven’t earned their vacation, and turning your Halloween party into a costume-selling scam.

The boys spiral through Chubby Bunny, school pizza parties, Sloppy Joes, childhood cafeteria food. Then a Secret Sock about an all-inclusive trip with a girlfriend, her dad, and her stepmom gets completely misread before turning into a real conversation about asking her dad for permission to marry her.

Trevor and Michael share hilarious stories about awkward hall passes, first kisses, and their favorite commercial jingles. Things get chaotic when the crew taste-tests a beer-flavored C4 energy drink, leaving everyone wired as they dive into outrageous listener confessions and ridiculous debates.

Michael and Trevor riff on everything from meditation, construction outside Michael’s apartment, being naked on balconies, AI-generated videos, weird office neighbors, and a suspicious bathroom encounter to Kindle obsession and book recommendations. They also roast Trevor’s new “Bad Bad Boy” photoshoot, give relationship advice to a listener, react to a doctor secretly matchmaking patients, and close things out with increasingly unhinged jokes about MLK, O.J. Simpson, and their Google search history.

The guys dive into everything from football, golf, and wild celebrity documentaries to the unspoken rules of job interviews and showing up with an iced coffee. They also get into Sedan Hussein, questionable driving habits, and the idea that maybe life is a lot like an onion ring.

The boys spiral from the Stanford Prison Experiment and prison “Junebugs” into filming fifth graders, meeting the cast of Love on the Spectrum, Young Gravy DMing Connor’s sister, porn injuries, daddy issues, AI golf trackers, hot moms, and childhood sleepovers. Michael then unloads about a Fresno woman waiting through his meet-and-greet just to tell him he needs to work on his comedy, before the guys get nostalgic about yearbooks, high-school crushes, homecoming, old friends, strip-club advertisements, terrible teachers, and the difference between b******t, horseshit, and batshit.

The boys celebrate Episode 400 by spiraling through celebrity parties, Harry Potter, whether dancing actually gets you girls, the worm, high-school “jerk” dances, AI-generated comedy clips, and Trevor’s dad still using the same pee jar 20 years later.

Trevor and Michael srart with ridiculous graphic tee talk, a driving range speakerphone hero, teenage hormones, small dick genetics, Viagra origins, female-owned products, color-changing STD condoms, the Black Plague, and why everyone in medieval times probably smelled insane. They also get weirdly nostalgic about childhood crushes and glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars, then spiral into apartment lamps, blackout curtains, airplane safety rules, stilettos on emergency slides, and a Secret Sock about dairy allergies that somehow turns into nipples, cows, and gender anatomy.

The boys kick off the first full stif socks+ era episode by spiraling through morning coffee, bad 5G service, Kegels and the insane Dejan Love fake-49ers saga, from four-minute DM videos and fake Lambos to Gucci lies, beach route-running. They also get into lying by association, not understanding finance, and a surprisingly sweet Sock Talk from a longtime listener, and a disgusting Secret Sock about fries that somehow ends with “salt the rim” and “fish and chips.”

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The guys spiral from GTA 6 leaks, LAX Uber chaos, Whoop recovery scores, hotel pillows, Rainbow flip flops, fake-sounding words, vacation anxiety, and whether LA, New York, Miami, or Fort Lauderdale is the best place to live. Then they get into actors being too serious, technology killing imagination, robot teachers, nightmares, ex-girlfriend dreams, homemade high school bongs, childhood fears, death anxiety, and the kind of dark high school stories that explain why this episode belongs on Patreon

THANK YOU ALL FOR THE SUPPORT AND WELCOME NEW MEMBERS. JOINING US ON THIS NEW CHAPTER. We seriously appreciate all the support through this change as we keep building the show and giving you the kind of content you love. Please use the group chats, DM us, and let us know what you want to see Stiff Socks become. We want to hear what content you want more of on this page, what you’re excited for, and how we can make this community even better. We are here because of you, and we don’t look past that for a second. Let’s make this the biggest and com(CUM)munity ever. For the final Stiff Socks episode on the main feed, the guys explain that the show is not ending but moving to one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode, then go down memory lane through the first episode, old clips, favorite guests, pandemic Patreon moments, road stories, and the bits that shaped the show. It gets genuinely emotional as Michael and Trevor reflect on how the podcast changed their lives, saved them during dark times, gave them purpose, and built a family with the fans, before ending the only way Stiff Socks can: with old clips about mocktails, Reiki, wiping, fingering, and ass eating. Tier members REMEMBER if you have been a member of tube or stiff socks for 3 months you get percent off merch at their show! Please DM us when you are going and we will put you on the lis for the discount code. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

The boys kick off the Patreon episode by spiraling through jingles, cigar energy, bathroom phones, quitting porn, and insane dating red flags. Then they dive into arena comedy, Morgan Freeman, and blind-ranking the most suspiciously sexy stadium.