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Indiana Jones, but with kids. What could go wrong?

Of course they made a sequel. Of course it's worse. But, still, somehow, it works.

The sequel to the movie that gave us the phrase "wait, is this movie secretly about racism?" returns and... it's secretly about racism.

A nostalgia bomb that finds its target. 

Let's get ready to.... yeah, nevermind.

Well, it's an computer generated animal movie with Tony Hale as the villain. Like that narrows it down...

A critique of colonialism... ya know, for kids.

The second installment in the DaVinci Code for Americans sees Nicolas Cage moving on to international incidents, not just federal crimes.

Sure, it's not really a kids movie, but there's no way anyone expected adults to take this seriously.

A movie that covers 7,000 years of history in just under half the time.

A kids movie with profound theological implications.

Simply the best movie where Nick Nolte, as a gorilla, sings along to the Apple Bottom Jeans song. Undeniably.