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It's early on Christmas Morning and the boy detective Doctor Augustus Mayhem and his sister Missy are on another case.  Their jolly client is someone you may know and the crime is beyond belief.  Join us in the city of New York where someone has tried to take revenge on Santa Clause.   Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

It's nearly Halloween and Abby has gone off to visit the Museum of Natural History in New York with her dad and her best friend, Bluey the little stuffed animal. They're looking for an extinct creature, but with the magic in the museum, maybe the creature is looking for them too.    Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Here it is! The final chapter. The final countdown, The big finish. If you start listening here you'll be completely confused, but luckily you can listen to And Away We Go and all the other chapters from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid at Illadvisedstories.com. They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to get off this planet.  You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Its time for a showdown! Time for the big fight scene against an alien that's so evil he'd use a robot for floss. Find out what happens in this action packed episode. It's Chapter 18, Stabbing, Screaming and Running, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to get off this planet.  You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Betrayal! That's where we left off. Who knew you couldn't trust an insane alien robot? Find out if Portal redeems himself in Chapter 17, Rocket Hunting from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

So what happens when there's an ocean being suspended at the top of a giant alien machine and a goat accidently shuts it off? Find out in Chapter 16 Falling for it Again, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

How does it feel to find your lost robot? Better than Sparkie will admit, also better than falling to his death.  At long last the boys are back together in Chapter 15 Not a Light Switch, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

In a dark control room high above an alien ocean Spazoid finds himself under assault by a strange being in Chapter 14 The Goat Tries Helping, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. If they survive You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

 Have you ever been trapped between a rock and a hard place? How bout between a murderous horde and their king monster. That's the spot Sparkie has found himself in. Listen to Chapter 13 Mostly Running and Some Falling  from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. If they survive You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

There is nothing that will frustrate a cranky robot more than an ocean clinging, upside down, to the top of an alien machine. Nothing, except a goat that can't stop talking about it.   Chapter 12 Communing with Goats .  Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Are you ready for the king?  He's really gross and not the nicest eater as Sparkie is about to find out in Chapter 11 When not to Look Around A corner.  Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

 How do you get a face-hugging furry monster off you? Well, I would say carefully, but our hero has other ideas in chapter 10 New Stuff for Everyone. Its not too late to Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)