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Apparently kids everywhere are suddenly yelling “chicken, banana!” in the latest meaningless vocal stim, moving on from the horrors of “six-seven!” Apparently, “chicken banana” comes from some whacky Swedish techno song and honestly, who are some of us to judge? Remember “Pen Pineapple Apple Pen”? We can deal with the equivalent of a rubber chicken wearing a banana hat for a while. What will they think of next? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

We can all agree the actual game part of "the big game" last night was pretty darn boring. Luckily, we have the greatest athletic minds on the case to form the "council of boredom" to make things more interesting. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

If we looked in your car right now, what's the weirdest thing(s) we'd find? From trinkets to dropped food to wedding dresses and more, here's some of what we gathered just this morning. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

Some "facts" you hear on the internet should be taken with a grain of salt, but what about ones from "DarkTok"? Here's some things that are either creepier than we realized, just plain strange or even a little freaky we learned this morning. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

Whether you're like Steve and think bartenders are judging you just for existing or you're someone with an asinine order, we're breaking down what our friends behind the bar think of you based on your drink of choice. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! 

On today's show, People Need Advice and we’re here to help! From getting revenge for a lawn mower to learning how to show love, we tackle all the topics! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! 

Have you ever heard someone respond to something funny by saying they are “literally dying” or that they were “laughing to death.” Turns out, it’s actually entirely possible. While, scientifically speaking, laughing doesn’t directly kill you, but in rare cases it can set off things that might like rupturing a brain aneurysm, triggering a severe asthma attack, or causing someone to pass out and smack their head. But let’s put potential pre-existing conditions, whoopsies and unfortunate furniture placements aside, how long would you have to laugh to actually die laughing? We watched a video breaking down what could happen to your body if you laughed, consistently, long and hard enough and its horrifying.  For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! 

Free Beer gave us all a bit of a history lesson today when he told us the story of a Yugoslavian stewardess, who wasn't supposed to work that day, surviving a plane crash. It got us thinking of if we would want to live through moments like that or not.  For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! 

Today we broke down a list of the most commonly-stolen items from hotels and each revealed how likely we would be to take them too. We find out Mait has a wishlist of dream glassware and Tommy's stealing standards are all over the place.  For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! 

 Free Beer's Ice Cream game is one with a nonsense name where even more nonsense ensues. The objective is simple, be the first to have a plausibly correct or believable response to the prompt Free Beer reads on the card. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! 

There are plenty of myths, wives tales and turns of phrase that we wish we could take literally. From liars having their pants on fire to hairy hands and more, we're getting goofy over here.  For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!  

While people like Hot Wings think the Patriots haven’t been “mediocre” enough to celebrate another trip to the Super Bowl, they are one of the contenders in SB 60, taking on the Seattle Seahawks. In case you were feeling like we have been here before, we have, back in 2015! Think back and you’ll remember the moment Malcolm Butler mysteriously appeared at the goal line to ruin Seattle’s day, however this time both teams have new stars and Seattle is starting out as the favorite. Of course, fans are so excited for a rematch and this woman has football fans ready to propose as she perfectly explains how good some sweet, sweet revenge will feel.  For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! 

 You love them dearly, but sometimes you're pretty sure you're raising a real dummy. What's a time you were pretty sure your kid was a total idiot? 

 You love them dearly, but sometimes you're pretty sure you're raising a real dummy. What's a time you were pretty sure your kid was a total idiot? 

 On today's round of Name That Blank, Maitlynn has compiled a list of blanks for us to name that may or may not showcase her awful taste in movies, internet fever dream clips, forgotten jingles and more. This time, we learn how Maitlynn could go from "pretty funny" to REALLY funny. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!