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There’s a fair bit of cheese chat in the episode, not planned, but in the spirit of transparency we feel it only fair to warn you upfront. Al surprises everyone by actually delivering on a promise he made once upon a time, Dean discloses his bean blindness diagnoses, and we talk lies. Dirty, rotten lies.   So, set your pants on fire, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

Pressure. Pushing down on you, pressing down on me…no man ask for. Not our words, but the words of uber legends Freddie Mercury and David Bowie. Although, I’m not sure how much road rage they experienced from the comfort of their chauffeur driven limousines. But what a song, eh? A mixed bag this episode as we tackle the high pressure world of fine dining, a massive fall from grace, a K-Pop Demon Hunter and a Highlander. And who doesn’t love a good old celebrity meltdown?  So, Clunk-Click Every Trip, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

The words National Treasure are becoming an increasingly overused phrase, usually reserved for aging Dames and Great British Bake-off presenters. But the passing of a real legend reminds us of the true meaning this title, and the outpouring of grief, love and adoration on the sad news of Ozzy Osbourne’s death just goes to show the impact he and his music had on the world. R.I.P. Prince of Darkness. On a brighter note we’ve also got ourselves a new Superman, a Fantastic Foursome, and we dive headfirst into the Mr. Men Extended Universe. Bump! So, All Aboard The Crazy Train, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

Whether it’s a barren Zombie infested wasteland, or an aging 80’s TV presenter, there’s always something waiting around the corner to bleed you dry. Not a happy thought but a life lesson non-the -less. So, yeah…think on that. Oh…and Dean shoots a duck.   So, make mine a Guiness, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

Hello! How have you been? Ah…sorry to hear that, but enough about you. We’ve got a bumper podcast to get through so strap in. Allen tells us about his trip to Alton Towers, and what rides he chickened out from. Pete uncovers the latest about the new Universal Theme park due to open this Summer in Florida, and Dean still struggles to understand what or where his Alexa is. Add to this memories of the late Val Kilmer, stir in Pete’s Massive Movie Dump™, bake for 45 mins in a Dutch oven and you’ve got yourself quite the entrée. Bon Appetite!  So, don’t forget to leave a tip, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

Friends…Listeners…Podcasters…Lend us your lugholes! That, dear listeners, is the war cry of someone who’s just watched Gladiator 2, or II, if you’re of the TikTok generation. And as we walk, wearily, away from the blood drenched sands of the colosseum, our attentions are once again drawn to the comforting glow of our TV screens. From Dean’s views on Sky’s Dune: Prophecy (Game of Space Thrones) to Allen’s verdict on the big screen adaptation of smash musical, Wicked (It’s got a talking goat), and a conversation on what’s gone wrong with Star Wars…What more could you want? So, get ready to go on my first whistle, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

If you go down to the woods today you may be in for a big surprise…but if you hear the distant sound of a duelling banjo then you’d better get out of there sharpish. Yes, that’s right, Dean’s watched Deliverance for the first time! And staying with the theme of things that are dead old, we’re getting all nostalgic about the 80’s (again). So, whether you’re a Blue Thunder fan, or you’re nutty for Airwolf, we’ve got you covered.  So, get back to the future, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

From Penguins to dancing bears, this episode has it all. Think Harrison Ford went off the boil after Temple of Doom? Think Again. Think Al would make a good Robin Hood? You’re wrong. But if you’re thinking that the guys have seen a bucket load of movies and box sets to mull over in Deano’s kitchen (he’s been kicked out of his shed) then you’re bang right! From Joker 2 to Speak No Evil, from Blink Twice to The Penguin they’ve got you covered. You’re more than welcome. So, put on your best Fez, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

I’m going be straight up with you, this episode may be a little Marvel heavy for the casual listener. But let’s be honest, if you’re still listening 87 episodes in then you know what to expect. But it isn’t all about Deadpool & Wolverine. There’s also Olympics chat, Trans sports musings, breakdancing and spin classes. Oh, and something about Robert Downey Jr and a Dr. Doom? Lets Fu@king Go! So, Pass the Protein shake, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

Yes, we can talk about the heroic efforts of the England squad in the Euros. Yes, we can talk about our high hopes for Deadpool & Wolverine. But all of this, surely, pales into insignificance when compared to the sheer heft of Deano’s snoring problem. Listen and learn. We also throw into the mix bloody Roman battles, a murderous honey loving bear, and a missing truffle snuffling pig. BOOM!  So, whip your meringue to a stiff peak, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

It’s that time of year again. Doesn’t it half come round quick!? That time when we all say that it’s doesn’t feel at all Christmassy. But its here so deal with it. So, to continue the un-festive feel, this episode sees Pete talk about his trip to Mexico, Dean has a fall and Allen…well…Al does what he does.  So, wrap your pigs in blankets, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

What are sweetbreads? What is a Bisto dip? Does Eternia have a DFS?  These are just some of the questions asked in this meaty episode as Pete gets busy chomping on a cows face, Dean tries to buy Slipknot tickets and Al discovers, much to his horror, what Haggis is really made from. It’s truly offal. So, pre-heat the oven to 180c , but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

There are many ways to go. Most of us would like to think that we’ll slip away in our sleep at a ripe old age, surrounded by family and loved ones. But some, misguided, adventurous fools, will die screaming while being nadgered by a shark, or fall head first into a one-way chasm of death. Not us. I can tell you that for nowt. So, while Dean scares us silly with the story of the Nutty Putty Caving Incident, the rest of us try to sort our Argonauts from our Titans, and wonder why anyone would so much as dip a toe into the ocean...EVER! So, get yourself a bigger boat, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

There’s nothing more attractive than a man who knows how to handle his tool. A man who knows his Tube Nuts from his flange bolt thingy. Yes, creating fire from scratch can be impressive, but can you use a bubble wotsit to sort that wonky shelf? No? That’s what Dads are for. So, with that said, we also have belated Oscar chat (we’re working on it!), American Wrestling, and talk about our favourite movie masks.  So, fire up your impact driver, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

Now look here. DGO are not ones to preach (much), but now and again there are important topics that need to be addressed and the stigma around men getting their prostate checked is one such issue. Yes…we’ve gone there. But it’s not all serious back door talk. There’s also movie reviews, Hedgehog attacks and offal chat. What’s not to like? So, lie on your side and lift your knees up to your chest, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!