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Can Damien say Lermentov? What are Jennie's thought on horse ownership? Does Michael's story match his actions? How fast can you read an entire mystery novel? And what would you even call someone who owns horses?

Who is Chuckles Wryly? Can you tell a railroad tie from a railroad spike, and which is worse for the hairline? Is Phil Arkham the most likable villain or just a man speaking truth to power? Would you forgive a beloved family pet over a beloved family member? And did MSW steal the seat position clue from a classic Pauly Shore film? 

Was Eddie ever majoring in anything besides bus station cons and young girlfriends? Is crossing Diesel and Angel a good idea? Would Hulk Hogan be better as JB or as Michelle Tanner? Are compacts still a thing? And what are you going to do when Pastamania runs wild on you?

How short a trip is too short for a private jet flight? How old is Scott? Why are polo helmets so goofy? How young is Scott? And is Dane the worst at buisness, polo, blackmail or all three?

Would you watch a knot tying competition show? Have you been a good boy? Why didn't they just do a cold case episode? What's Mothman's glute routine? And how did Damien feel about this one?

What is Linda's level of employment? Why is auerbach such a jerk? Is Damien's meta old man rant the meta old man rant to end them all? And do we believe that Michael didn't know those computers were stolen?

How many times is Pat Hingle going to play this same dude? Are convertibles a genetic Metzger trait? Is Wayne pretty much the pinnacle catch in Cabot Cove? And why does Damien keep yelling, ‘full of bees!’?

How many gigawatts does it take to run a tv? Is Girard the worst? Is Brent the weirdest? And how loud is that hotub?

Is there a minimum harumphing age? What will we learn in Corey Feldman's criminolgy class? Did we uncover Banksy's identity? And how does one end up in a chain letter?

Should we let you know when we're funny? When did Seth aquire this newfound sense of risk? How long will we talk about our old apartments? And do supermodels change shape when dressed as ninjas?

Can we build an entire episode out of your Insagram comments? How long would it have taken for Jess to figure out that Bob was working through Leland? Is your least liked episode our favorite? And will all this Liver King material land?

Where's the Amish scarecrow episode? Did Richard Survive this episode? Why don't we like this episode? Why couldn't Pat Harrigton have a mustache in this episode? And will every question end with the word 'episode'?