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In a wet and windy Mercia, some many hundreds of years ago, a woman in a false beard has a very bad day.

In a strange and mysterious land (England), somebody tries to buy a gravy boat.

It’s been a long hot summer and the populace of Swanage are ready to sing in their annual summer fete, but beneath the sands a sinister evil is beginning to stir… What strange fate brings Chaps, Dervish and Bod together once more? What treasure has the Swanage Local Council recovered from the English Channel? What exactly is the best way to move a fridge freezer? Wrap up warm as all is revealed in this new, feature length audio thriller that’ll make sure you never visit the English seaside again!

After minutes of dedicated research, Distinctly Average Radio are proud to present the future of audio drama! Writer: ChatGPT Cast: Natural Readers Music: Aiva.AI Art: DALL-E Editing: A Human Male

Things are looking a bit flat for (former) Cola-Corp Corpa-Colleague Buck, who’s slipped off the Corporation ladder and into the dank embrace of a franchised saccharine mine. Every can has an aluminum lining however and it’s not long before he finds himself a new home amongst the mining population, even if there are mutterings of industrial action on the horizon…

The cans been pulled and it's gotten a bit frothed up for the Fallen Corpa-Children! Slapped awake beside a subterranean lake our adventure continues...

Grab your legs and rest your ham and cheese baguette, it’s time for the latest instalment of Man on Film with Geoffrey Jones, brought to you by Geoffrey Jones Productions!* *(a Geoffrey Jones Company) Man on Film is part of Going Outside, a five-part anthology of short plays about… going outside! Author: Pearce Brannigan Cast: Joe Albanese Art: August Charters “Awake” by scottholmesmusic.com “Positive Energy” by scottholmesmusic.com Sanctus/Benedictus by Dee Yan-Key is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Forlorn City by Dee Yan-Key is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

In a world long decayed, a lone radio station broadcasts ancient tapes from the past out into the wilderness… and occasionally some adverts. The Harvest Festival is part of Going Outside, a five-part anthology of short plays about… going outside! Author: Joe Albanese Cast: Tom Pullen, Ewa Ladkowksa and Joe Raczka Art: August Charters 01047 brass orchestra marching in.wav by Robinhood76 is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0

As the desolation of Boolock-69 fades, a cadre of wizards are convened to discuss their return to work. The New Abnormal is part of Going Outside, a five-part anthology of short plays about… going outside! Author: Joe Askew Cast: Joe Raczka, Joe Askew, Tom Pullen and Chloe Couper

Normality resumed and people went back to their lives. But was it really the best option? The Last Man Leave the Cave is part of Going Outside, a five-part anthology of short plays about… going outside! Author: Joe Raczka Cast: Daniel Abbott Art: August Charters

After leveling parts of Wolverhampton with a horrifying death ray, a scientific genius is locked-away and tasked with the creation of new weapons of terror. Unfortunately, they quite enjoy the peace. Hermit and The Ray is part of Going Outside, a five-part anthology of short plays about… going outside! Author: Chloe Couper Cast: Chloe Couper, Beth Brown, Pearce Brannigan and Marc Quinn Art: August Charters

A five-part anthology of short plays about… going outside!

When a desperate dame wanders into Dick Richards' office, bulging about the purse and bemoaning a missing husband, it seems lady luck may have finally thrust a few crumpled euros his way. What follows, however, is a troubling investigation into the dankest corners of Grimsby that will force Dick to confront a past he'd long tried to erase (or simply forgotten... it's not really clear). Crime! Turkey Twizzlers! Lovingly rendered foley of a laminated menu being flipped repeatedly in indecision! All this and more in a light-hearted, full-cast noir romp! She Only Drank Pinot (A Noir) wouldn't exist without the voices of Joseph Albanese, Lydia Benson, Chloe Couper, Jozef Raczka, Tom Pullen, Rhiannon Morgan and art by the mystical August Charters.

When a desperate dame wanders into Dick Richards' office, bulging about the purse and bemoaning a missing husband, it seems lady luck may have finally thrust a few crumpled euros his way. What follows, however, is a troubling investigation into the dankest corners of Grimsby that will force Dick to confront a past he'd long tried to erase (or simply forgotten... it's not really clear). Crime! Turkey Twizzlers! Lovingly rendered foley of a laminated menu being flipped repeatedly in indecision! All this and more in a light-hearted, full-cast noir romp! She Only Drank Pinot (A Noir) wouldn't exist without the voices of Joseph Albanese, Lydia Benson, Chloe Couper, Jozef Raczka, Tom Pullen, Rhiannon Morgan and art by the mystical August Charters.

Strange things happen in the Midlands, like the discovery of ancient cubes possessed by lesser demons with an aversion to bubblegum. CUBED is a vaguely halloween-themed one-off inspired by true events, featuring indecent volumes of joss sticks and one very affordable exorcist! This recording is ushered forth from the void with the voices of Joe Albanese, Beth Brown, Chloe Couper, Tom Pullen and Rhiannon Morgan as well art conjured by the possibly-haunted Heather Charters.