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If potty humor's not your thing, this is not the episode for you! In this episode the fess sisters create new equivalents to "b******t", they discuss what horrors the chamberpot in Beauty and the Beast must have seen, Ena comes up with a Joker theory that is s****y in more ways than one, and Marissa shares a personal conspiracy theory that she is, in fact, a mealworm. Come for the poop jokes, stay for the Peacemaker What Two are You!

In this episode, the Fesses get philosophical about Schrodinger's Cat... and how it is out for revenge. They discuss who is the furry beneath the Easter Bunny's suit, reveal the true villains of High School Musical, and discover what two characters they are from Our Flag Means Death. When the episode ends, the sisters are dead. And alive. Explain that one, Schrodinger.

In this episode, see what the Fesses are like after hours! Ena and Marissa cause chaos as they stay up past their bedtimes and Amy (of all people!) is forced to try and reign them in! The Fess Girls talk about new animals for Medusa's head, new games for Squid Games: America Edition, and a new genre of soup! Enjoy the experience of Fess Up ...at night!

In this episode The Fess Sisters discuss a Wife Swap of Helen Parr and Linda Belcher, find out which two Disenchantment characters they are, and even get a cameo from the sister formerly known as Miss Not Appearing On This Podcast. They also make a totally real pitch of a tv show to Taika Waititi, who is definitely listening. Hi, Taika Waititi!

While we don't say it in the episode, Happy Birthday to Marissa! What we DO say in this episode includes words about pancake-shaped foods, an idea for a hit Hollywood movie about hunky Bakku the Hutt (who is real look him up), how Superman needs to do sit ups in the marianas trench to get a good workout, what two childhood games we are, and how the teletubbies live in Middle Earth: confirmed.

In this episode, the Fess sisters discuss their school's legendary Ghostbusters dance, figure out what the government is hiding on the food pyramid, and create a bizarre creature that inhabits the afterlife. They decide which The Good Place characters they are and figure out how to read someone's fortune from their butt.

In this incredibly fckwithable episode of Fess Up, the Fess Girls discuss the deadliest fruits and veggies, which Disney Princess knew about the birds and the bees before their movies, and whether or not they'd turn into an animate cup if it meant 10 free years of childhood. They decide which Star Wars characters are marriage material and also what two Tom Hanks Characters they are!

In this episode the Fess Girls wonder why every home's front door opens up to their stairs, realize Shrek and Han Solo are actually the exact same character, and figure out which celebrities are the Wario to each other's Mario. They discuss which characters they are from What We Do In The Shadows, and most importantly they sing about how they do NOT want to build a snowman.

It's a New Year, which means a New Season of Fess Up! But don't worry, the Fess Girls are back in 2022 with the same shenanigans. In this episode, they discuss their new year's resolutions, talk about what happens to Andy after Toy Story and Dorothy after The Wizard of Oz. They discuss Mike Wazowski and Thanos' shared bloodline, and our shared bloodline with our treacherous mosquito offspring. And we talk about America's favorite movie, Encanto!

The Fess Sisters are kicking off the New Year with another episode of holiday cheer. They play The Ol' Switcheroo, replacing the characters of The Princess Bride with ones from Elf. They discover the true nefarious identity of Kevin McCallister, dig into the fascinating transformation of Scott Calvin's Boss into Father Time, and invent the Christmas movie the world has been dreaming of.

In this episode, the Fess Girls discuss how Jareth would throw a rad party, the relationship of Statler and Waldorf,  and Statler's illustrious drag career. They recast the Harry Potter franchise with American actors. Marissa explains why socks are the true villainy of this world, and Ena practices being the jigsaw she was meant to be. Stick it out to the end for the next great Christmas Anthem. Also, Jeff Bezos, you should tweet about this episode. We know you're listening.

HAPPY 30TH EPISODE! In this very special episode of Fess Up, we bring in a very special guest: A Redhead with big FOMO! Listen as the Fess Girls and their mother discover a new Disney crackship, discuss who would win Naked and Afraid, and give Jerry of "Tom and Jerry" the hate he deserves! Amy insists she is a competent firemaker because of her many Fire Trips, and because it's a special landmark episode, we give you a present: The best insult of all time!