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Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy another theme month; the spooky season returns. But not just any spook-em…a randomly chosen one. Because four horror fans, and the occasional special guest, have run out of catchy wordplay… Welcome to the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Tupperware of Terror!!!All Shocktober long, we’ll be reaching into the haunted tupperware container of Yore and selecting one randomly chosen horror film a week - films that span an entire century of horror cinema!!! I’m your creepy host, Dave, and joining me as we risk life and limb reaching into a container riddled with stains and dried macaroni are fellow horror fans Mike, Ryan, Jackie, and special guest: Cody. So crack open a cold one, do a snort of some top grade moon rock, and prepare to hit the ice as the Canadian stereotypes are slap shot right at your face with our first selection from the dreaded Tupperware of Terror - it’s…Another Wolfcop!Topics of discussion in this episode include a bad movie made with a pure heart; we debate whether the modern proliferation of “Meta” has ruined the idea of doing bad movies on purpose; and finally, we pitch a third WolfCop film and try our best not to shit all over director Lowell Dean’s good time. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] That’ll do it for our first randomly selected piece of horror. When we return, we’ll reach into the Tupperware of Terror once again. Who knows what monstrous ghouls await us…? Until then, Slamma’ Cold C**k!

Hello, Wasteland - thank you for tuning into Apocalypse Video Radio, and I hope you’re all wearing your running shoes, because you’re about to join the chase as hundreds of screaming fans try to get their hands on the most famous rock band from Liverpool - The Beatles!!! The film is…A Hard Day’s Night. And it’s Live, right now! On Apocalypse Video Radio!!! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we search the city looking for a lost Ringo are fellow bandmates Mike and Ryan. Topics of discussion in this episode include us trying our best to decipher the at times perplexing British humor of The Beatles and director Richard Lester; I go on a mini-rant against the Beatles as they absolutely refuse to do their damn jobs; and finally, Mike and Ryan help guide me through my realization that the Beatles…were kinda dorks. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] That’ll do it for September and our look behind the music (of music films). When we come back, we’ll be putting out our jack o'lantern and reaching into the mysterious grab-bag as we bring you a month of randomly selected terror with Shocktober VI: Grab Bag of Horrors!!! See you then, kiddies. Bwahahahaha!!!

Hello, Wasteland - you’re tuned into Apocalypse Video Radio, and I hope you guys are ready to rock, because this week we’ve got a stone cold classic for ya; a film that reinvented comedy and set the standard for all mockumentaries to follow. The film is…This Is Spinal Tap. And it’s Live, right now! On Apocalypse Video Radio!!! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try to find the line between clever and stupid are fellow bandmates Mike, Ryan, and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this episode include trying desperately not to let the pod devolve into the Chris Farley Show as we break down the many, many great comedy bits from this movie; we touch on the film’s sequel and how it stacks up to the original; and finally, Ryan confirms that backstage areas are as labyrinthine as they are depicted in This Is Spinal Tap. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] That’ll do it for our second act. When we return, we’ll be wrapping things up with this month’s Featured performers: The Beatles in A Hard Day’s Night. See you then!

Welcome back, folks. You’re listening to Apocalypse Video Radio, and boy, do I have a banger for you! Now that the gang has wrapped up in the studio recording their hit Summer Film Series, Where Were You in ‘82?, they’re hitting the road and going on tour with a trio of band-related movie shows! We’re talkin’ The One-ders, Spinal Tap, and even the four lads from Liverpool…The Beatles!!!So sit back, turn on the Hi-Fi, and lose yourself in the music as Apocalypse Video turns it up to eleven with its newest theme month: Wake Me Up When September Ends!I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we jump on the tour bus to play the wasteland county fairs are fellow cinephiles and band mates, Mike, Ryan, and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this episode include the magic trick of playing That Thing You Do! eleven times throughout the film and somehow having it not get on your nerves; Ryan explains the differences between the Theatrical and Extended Cuts and why this film should be taught in Film Editing courses; and finally, we play “Who Are You?” as we decide who each of us would be in the film (Spoiler: yours truly doesn’t end up going on the tour with the band). Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] That’ll do it for our opening act. When we return, we’ll be turning this thing up to 11 with This Is Spinal Tap. Until then, keep doing that thing you do, folks.

Imagine…travelling back to a time before the Internet…before Mountain Dew Livewire…and before the neo-post apocalypse… This Summer, Apocalypse Video asks the question: Where Were You In ‘82? The date is June 11th, 1982. Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder are celebrating their fifth week on the top of the charts with Ebony and Ivory; and a lost alien life form is about to phone home...with the help of Sammy Fableman. The film...is E T. The Extra Terrestrial. And it's riiiiight heeeere, with a special appearance by The Goonies...now! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we go through a tear in space and time to listen to a now defunct podcast are fellow cinephiles and time travellers Mike, Ryan, and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this bonus episode include the joys of early 80s PG films, including light profanity and homicidal rich kids; alternate-timeline Mike explains how he somehow missed seeing E.T. as a kid (much to me and Ryan’s disgust); and finally, we all pick our favorite Goonie, while discussing the topic everyone was obsessed with in 2016: are Italians the last ethnicity it’s socially acceptable to “do a funny voice of”.* Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] *Note: The episode you just heard was a recording of alternate timeline versions of Us and may not reflect our current views on Italian stereotypes. Please direct all angry letters to the tear in space and time in Sector 2. Thank you.

Imagine…travelling back to a time before the Internet…before Mountain Dew Livewire…and before the neo-post apocalypse… This Summer, Apocalypse Video asks the question: Where Were You In ‘82?The date is STILL August 13th, 1982. I'm running out of things to say about the Billboard Top 100 charts: let's just say, Eye of the Tiger was the Song of the Summer; and just as this historic summer Movie Season is about to end, a hulking mass murderer is about to find his groove as he stumbles upon the most famous facial accessory a slasher could kill for. The film...is Friday the 13th Part 3. And it's about to swing a machete in your face…now! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try our best to sling a yo-yo directly into camera without hitting it are fellow cinephiles and Crystal Lake survivors Mike, Jackie, and Ryan. Topics of discussion in this episode include the epic reveal of Jason’s iconic hockey mask…which he obtains off screen; we break down the logistics of hammock-sex and why “movie sex” can be so dangerous in real life; and finally, we wonder why Shelly brought a wet suit, a harpoon gun, and a hockey mask to a weekend getaway where he was meeting a blind date. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] And as Jason lies dead in the barn, we too must say goodnight and bid you all farewell as Where Were You in ‘82 comes to an end. It’s been one hell of a summer and we want to thank all of you for listening to another Summer Film Fest from your friends at Apocalypse Video. See you next Summer!

Imagine…travelling back to a time before the Internet…before Mountain Dew Livewire…and before the neo-post apocalypse… This Summer, Apocalypse Video asks the question: Where Were You In ‘82?The date is still August 13th, 1982. John Cougar Mellencamp's "Hurts So Good" is sitting comfortably in the #4 spot after topping former champion, The Human League; and a former American Gigolo is about to enter flight school as he hopes to become an Officer....or at least...a Gentleman. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try to avoid getting kicked in the balls by our commanding officer is fellow cinephile and Naval Aviator in training, Mike. Topics of discussion in this episode include the bizarre lore of “The Puget Sound Debs”; we present Robert Loggia with the coveted “Worst Dad of the Year” Award; and finally, we discover that naval boot camp doubles as a great form of therapy when your dead beat father is a “Worst Dad of the Year” award winner. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] And as Louis Gossett Jr. fights off tears sending Ensign Mayo off to his destiny, we too must say goodbye as we hop into the van and make our way to Crystal Lake for one last hurrah before Summer ends. That’s right, when we return, Where Were You in ‘82 AND our long running Friday the 13th retrospective will conclude as we watch the one that started it all (fashionably speaking): Friday the 13th: Part III.

Imagine…travelling back to a time before the Internet…before Mountain Dew Livewire…and before the neo-post apocalypse… This Summer, Apocalypse Video asks the question: Where Were You In ‘82?The date is August 13th, 1982. Steve Miller's “Abracadabra” is climbing the charts as it looks to steal the #1 spot from reigning champion: Eye of the Tiger; and a dramedy about high school life in the 80s is about to create one of the most famous stoner archetypes ever put to screen. The film...is Fast Times at Ridgemont High. And it's about to make some killer waves…now! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try our best to offload some Van Halen tickets are fellow cinephiles and Ridgemont High alumni, Mike and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this episode include a film that’s remembered as a Porky’s style comedy, when in reality it’s more of a Dazed and Confused style dramedy; we break down the horrors of working in the fast food industry; and finally, we compare the kids of Ridgemont to the current day generation and ask, “do kids today even still care about sex?”. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected]  And as the chyrons appear on screen to tell us of our futures, we must leave the halls of Ridgemont High behind as we begin our training in the Aviation Officer Candidate School. Ironically, much like our time at Ridgemont - SPOILER ALERT!!! -  we must also worry about surprise pregnancies. See you then!

Imagine…travelling back to a time before the Internet…before Mountain Dew Livewire…and before the neo-post apocalypse… This Summer, Apocalypse Video asks the question: Where Were You In ‘82?The date is July 23rd, 1982. The Human League's "Don't You Want Me?" has lost the title of #1 to returning champ, Survivor, and their rockin' workout anthem, Eye of the Tiger; and a delightfully naughty musical from Tennessee favorite Dolly Parton is about to steam up the silver screen with her enormous.... musical talent. The film...is The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. And it's open for business…now! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we do a little sneakin’ around are fellow cinephiles and Chicken Ranch regulars, Mike, Jackie, and Ryan. Topics of discussion in this episode include the tumultuous drama behind the making of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas; we break down the all too relevant character of Melvin P. Thorpe; and finally, Ryan guides us through the delightful wonderland that is Dollywood. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] And as Dolly and Burt ride off into the sunset, we too must pack up and hit the road. When we return, we’ll be strapping on our backpacks and heading back to school as we watch the Amy Heckerling classic, Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Cya then, folks! Ya’ll come back and listen to us again now, ya hear?!

Imagine…travelling back to a time before the Internet…before Mountain Dew Livewire…and before the neo-post apocalypse… This Summer, Apocalypse Video asks the question: Where Were You In ‘82?The date is July 9th, 1982. The Human League's "Don't You Want Me?" sits atop the Billboard Charts for its second week in a row; and a groundbreaking film from Walt Disney Pictures is about to bring cinema into the computer age, as video game wiz kid Kevin Flynn gets sucked into the world…of The Grid. The film...is Tron. And it's about to be derezzed…now! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we hop on our light cycles is fellow cinephile and lowly computer program, Ryan. Topics of discussion in this episode include a film that’s heavy on vibes, but light on emotion; Ryan tells us about Tron: Ares so we don’t have to watch it; and finally, we discuss the legacy (no pun intended) of Tron, a property that’s been resurrected multiple times, despite being a film that the masses don’t really know or care about. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] And as Kevin Flynn lands in his personal helicopter to go about running his new computer business, we too must hop on a chopper and make our way to Texas - all the way to a little town in Lanville County, which just so happens to have a A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place that we just gotta see! But don’t worry, ‘cause there’s no funny business going on in this place…(wink wink).

Imagine…travelling back to a time before the Internet…before Mountain Dew Livewire…and before the neo-post apocalypse… This Summer, Apocalypse Video asks the question: Where Were You In ‘82?The date is July 2nd, 1982. Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder's "Ebony and Ivory" has finally been overtaken in the Billboard charts by The Human League's "Don't You Want Me?", and an animated film from Don Bluth is about to hit theaters and show us what one Mother Mouse is capable of when her little son Timothy is sick. The film...is The Secret of Nimh. And it's about to be revealed...now! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we pump some experimental brain juice into our veins are fellow cinephiles Mike, Ryan, and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this episode include a look into the weird and colorful world of Don Bluth and his journey from Disney employee to the brief King of traditional animation; we try to understand the power of the Amulet (aka: unspecified Macguffin); and finally, we take a look at The Secret of Nimh’s ill conceived straight to video sequel and it’s unfortunate Disney-fication. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] And as Mrs. Brigsby unleashes the power of the amulet and saves her children from dying a slow miserable death in a mudpile, we must leave the animated world of Don Bluth behind and venture forth into the future - the digital future! When we return we’ll be getting pixelated as we enter the grid and go lightcycling with the one and only Tron. See you then, programs!

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target:1983’s OctopussyYour Contacts:Apocalypse Video (M)anager - DaveAgents - Mike and Jackie Mission Objectives: Stop Bond from using Company property to creep on MI6 employees and their cleavage. Don an increasingly ridiculous lineup of disguises, including Clown and Gorilla Suit. Try to restore Bond’s dignity after he gets ditched by teens on the highway. Additional Objectives:Rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can Follow us on Instagram, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. The Apocalypse Video Bond Cast (and the “Battle of the Bonds”) will be back as we look to the red corner to see the fighter out of Scotland, Sir Sean Connery, return to don the tux one last time in Never Say Never Again.

Imagine…travelling back to a time before the Internet…before Mountain Dew Livewire…and before the neo-post apocalypse… This Summer, Apocalypse Video asks the question: Where Were You In ‘82?The date is June 25th, 1982. Eye of the Tiger is holding steady on the charts at #8. And a film from Burt Reynolds's old buddy, Hal Needham, is about to light up the screen with some rocket propelled motorcycles. The film...is Megaforce. And it's about to para-drop...now! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we light up some multicolored smoke and ride our rocketbikes across the desert are fellow cinephiles and soldiers of fortune Mike and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this episode include the low bar of knowing what is happening in a movie (a feat that Megaforce does not achieve); Barry Bostwick leaves little to the imagination as he models the tightest jumpsuits put to screen; and finally, we bask in the awesome grandeur that is Introvision and the climax that spawned one of the all time great Gifs. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] And as Ace Hunter and his band of merry warmongers fly off into the sunset, we bid Megaforce adieu. When Where Were You in ‘82 continues, we’ll join Mrs. Brisby as she searches for a cure for her dying weiner of a son in The Secret of Nimh.

Imagine…travelling back to a time before the Internet…before Mountain Dew Livewire…and before the neo-post apocalypse… This Summer, Apocalypse Video asks the question: Where Were You In ‘82?The date is June 25th, 1982. Asia is feeling "the heat of the moment" as their self titled debut sits atop the album charts. And a film from John Carpenter is about to get under your skin...because Man is the warmest place to hide. The film...is The Thing. And it's about to reveal itself...now! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we spend the rest of this episode tied to this f*****g couch is fellow cinephile and possible alien imitation, Ryan. Topics of discussion in this episode include the weak stomachs of audiences in 1982; we make a case for the inclusion of dogs in the Best Supporting Actor Oscar category; and finally, we pour one out for John Carpenter circa 1982 and what should have been immediately hailed as his masterpiece of horror. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] And as the fires burn down and Ryan and I look into each other’s eyes for clues of Thing-ieness, we must leave the frozen landscape of Antarctica behind and hop on our rocket propelled motorcycles as we prepare for the B movie disaster that is…Megaforce. Until then, don’t trust anyone unless they’ve passed the blood test.

Imagine…travelling back to a time before the Internet…before Mountain Dew Livewire…and before the neo-post apocalypse… This Summer, Apocalypse Video asks the question: Where Were You In ‘82?The date is June 4th, 1982. Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder are still on top of the charts with "Ebony and Ivory". And a film from Tobe Hooper and Steven Spielberg is about to shake up suburbia with some pesky ghosts and good old fashioned TV static. The film...is Poltergeist. And they're hereeee...Now! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we get ready to move into Phase IV of Cuesta Verde are fellow cinephiles and poltergeist hauntees Mike, Ryan, and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this episode include the charming nostalgia of 1982 suburbia, including a kids room completely decked out in Star Wars merch; Craig T. Nelson shows us the horrors of old school “clicker” remotes; and finally, we get into the Curse of Poltergeist and the film’s enduring legacy…and how this curse may have just affected this very podcast… Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at [email protected] And as the Freeling family escapes Cuesta Verde (only to be haunted again four years later by a scary Quaker man) we too must leave the scary world of 80s Suburbia behind and go down south - waaaay south - to the frozen landscape of Antarctica. When Where Were You In ‘82 returns, we’ll be amping up the paranoia and practical fx with John Carpenter’s The Thing.