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Scott and Oli break down a chaotic week for Southend United as the Blues smash 6 past FC Halifax Town in a historic performance before falling short in a 7-goal thriller at Hartlepool United. With the playoffs locked in and Wembley on the horizon, this episode dives into form, fitness, selection headaches, and what really matters now. 🔵 In this episode:Halifax 2-6 Southend - a record-breaking attacking display, goals flying in from everywhereHartlepool 4-3 Southend - what went wrong after 7 changes and a disrupted rhythmPlayoff preparation - why Saturday doesn’t matter as much as TuesdaySquad depth analysis - Gus, Dallas, Kendall and goals all over the pitchInjury concerns - managing key players ahead of the eliminatorMidfield debate - who starts when it really counts?Playoff predictions - 6th or 7th… and who do we actually want?🔥 Big talking points:Is this the most complete Southend squad in years?Does knockout football actually suit this team better?Are we one result away from something special… or one mistake away from it ending? 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube 📲 Follow The Custard Splat for weekly Southend United coverage, match analysis, fan debate and behind-the-scenes insight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Southend United have secured their place in the National League play-offs… and there’s a lot to unpack. In Episode 47 of The Custard Splat, we break down what it means for the Shrimpers heading into the business end of the season, including back-to-back clean sheets and a defensive unit that’s quietly putting together a serious run. We also tackle the narrative around goals… because despite what some might say, Southend are scoring plenty this season. And then there’s Gus Scott-Morriss, who at this point is doing things that just aren’t normal for a wing-back. On the pitch, we cover the 0-0 draw with Solihull and the 2-0 win away at Aldershot. As always, we go off on a few tangents… including talk around Tottenham and Leicester’s looming relegations, plus a bit of groundhopping chat thrown in for good measure. Plenty to discuss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Southend United’s play-off push is well and truly alive after a huge Easter weekend. Scott and Oli are back to break down two massive wins – a chaotic 3-2 victory over Braintree on Good Friday, followed by a dominant 3-0 away performance at Sutton on Easter Monday. Six points, six goals, and momentum building at exactly the right time. With the Shrimpers now sitting in the play-off places with games in hand, we take a deep dive into the National League table and ask the big question… how far can this team go? We also look at Southend’s attacking output this season, with Gus Scott-Morriss and Andrew Dallas both hitting 15 league goals. With 70 goals already on the board, is it finally time to drop the narrative that Southend don’t score enough? Looking ahead, we preview the next big test at home to Solihull Moors as the promotion race intensifies. In Part Two, we discuss the appointment of Oliver Gage as Southend United’s new Director of Football. What does the role actually mean? What does his background in the UK and North America bring to the club? And could this be the structural change needed to take Southend forward long-term? All that and more on Episode 46 of The Custard Splat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Southend United are heading back to Wembley after a huge 3-1 win over Southport in the FA Trophy Semi-Final, and we break it all down on this episode of The Custard Splat. We react to Southend United’s dominant performance at Southport, analyse the key moments, standout players and what this result means ahead of the FA Trophy Final at Wembley Stadium. Attention then turns to the National League playoff race, as Southend United secured a crucial 2-1 win over Yeovil Town to strengthen their position in the playoff places. With a 3-point cushion and two games in hand, we assess Southend’s chances of promotion and whether Kevin Maher’s side are peaking at the perfect time. We also preview a massive Easter weekend with fixtures against Braintree Town and Sutton United, two huge games that could define Southend United’s season. In the second half of the podcast, we discuss the major club restructure announced by Southend United, including CEO Tom Lawrence stepping down at the end of the season. We break down the new leadership structure, including the introduction of a Director of Football and General Manager, and what it means for the future of the football club. We also cover the departures of John Still and Jason Demetriou, and discuss how the new football structure could shape recruitment, performance and long-term success at Southend United. This is a huge moment for Southend United on and off the pitch, with Wembley on the horizon and a National League playoff push building momentum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A real mixed bag for Southend United over the last 10 days. We break down the win against Rochdale, the frustrating defeat to Altrincham, and the draw with Woking — what it all means and where this leaves Southend heading into a huge week. With the FA Trophy Semi Final against Southport coming up, we look ahead to one of the biggest games of the season… with a place at Wembley on the line. Performances, patterns, and pressure — this is where it starts to matter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scott and OG are back to break down a busy week for Southend United. The episode starts with a look back at the frustrating 1–1 draw with Gateshead, another midweek game that felt like a missed opportunity despite the Blues continuing to create chances and apply pressure. Attention then turns to Saturday’s impressive 2–0 win over Forest Green Rovers, a result that finally saw Southend beat a team above them in the table this season and delivered a huge boost in confidence heading into the final stretch. The lads also look ahead to a huge test against league leaders Rochdale, discussing whether the Blues can build on the Forest Green performance and prove they can compete with anyone in the division. All that and more as Scott and OG talk all things Southend United. Up the Splat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’re joined by former Southend United defender Che Wilson, a key part of the squad that delivered back-to-back promotions under Steve Tilson and won the League One title in 2006. With this season marking 20 years since that historic title win, Che joins us to relive the memories of one of the most successful eras in Southend United history. We discuss: • The dressing room culture of the Tilson promotion squad • Playing alongside Freddy Eastwood, Mark Gower, Kevin Maher and Adam Barrett • Che’s first professional goal in the 4–1 win over Brentford at Roots Hall • His memorable strike in the Essex Derby against Colchester United at Layer Road • What made the 2005/06 title-winning team so special • The atmosphere around Roots Hall during the promotion run For Shrimpers fans, this is a nostalgic look back at a team that delivered memories that still live long in the memory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of The Custard Splat, Scott W and Scott B break down Southend United’s recent results against Truro City and Carlisle United, and ask a serious question… Are Southend becoming a second half team? With another slow start at Roots Hall and a battling point away at Carlisle, the conversation turns to whether the Shrimpers are giving themselves too much to do in games. We also dive into a fascinating Top 8 mini-league, analysing how promotion contenders including Rochdale, York City, Carlisle United, Boreham Wood, Forest Green, Scunthorpe and Halifax have performed against each other this season. The numbers reveal a few uncomfortable truths about Southend’s record against the division’s strongest sides and raise an important question ahead of the run-in. Because if Southend reach the play-offs… these are the teams they will have to beat. Episode includes: Truro 1-1 reaction Carlisle 2-2 analysis The ongoing goalkeeper discussion The National League Top 8 mini-league Can Southend compete with the promotion contenders? If Southend want promotion, one thing is clear: We can’t keep turning up after half-time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this special episode of The Custard Splat podcast we sit down with Olympic medalist and World Champion Fatima Whitbread MBE alongside the inspirational Gina Gardiner. Fatima opens up about her powerful journey growing up in the care system, how sport changed the direction of her life and the path that led her to becoming one of Britain’s greatest athletes. We also discuss the work she’s doing today through Fatima’s UK Campaign, which is dedicated to improving the lives and opportunities of young people growing up in care. Alongside this, Fatima explains why she wanted to get involved with Southend United’s “Draw Her Into The Game” campaign, helping inspire the next generation of girls to get involved in sport. Gina also shares her own incredible story of resilience, determination and empowerment and her passion for helping people believe in themselves and unlock their potential. A powerful and inspiring conversation about overcoming adversity, leadership, mindset and creating opportunities for the next generation. Released to mark International Women’s Day Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Southend United are into the FA Trophy Semi-Final and it’s officially all gas no brakes as we enter the chaotic month of March. In this episode of "The Splat" we break down the disappointment at Boreham Wood, preview tonight’s huge clash with Truro City, and look ahead to a massive FA Trophy Semi-Final away at Southport. Are Southend built to be a serious cup team? Can this squad handle the relentless March schedule? With Wembley on the horizon and league form still crucial, the Shrimpers are entering the most defining spell of the season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Custard Splat: In Conversation with Southend United Chairman Justin Rees This is the big one. In our most in-depth episode to date, we sit down with Southend United Chairman Justin Rees for a proper, long-form conversation about the future of the football club. With the takeover completed in 2024 and COSU now firmly in control, this episode tackles the questions supporters have been asking around sustainability, promotion, infrastructure, governance and long-term ambition. Chapters 🧭 The Five-Year PlanWhen did the clock actually start? What does year five realistically look like? Is promotion built into that timeline? And what does “success” mean inside the boardroom? 🏛 COSU & GovernanceHow does the consortium actually operate behind the scenes? Who leads on finance, commercial, infrastructure and football matters? How is investment structured within COSU? And what governance protections are in place? ⚽ Director of Football & Football StructureWhy is a Director of Football being explored? What would that role bring? And what would success look like in year one? 💰 Budgets, Sustainability & Financial OversightWe discuss the wider National League budget debate (including comparisons with Forest Green Rovers) and what financial sustainability really means for Southend United. What position did COSU inherit? Where does the club stand financially today? What safeguards protect potential Fossett’s Farm development funds? This is about building properly - not just spending loudly. ⚖️ Ambition vs Sustainability: Getting The Balance RightHow do you take supporters on the journey of balancing the books after years of financial mismanagement? Is being a sustainable National League club the platform for long-term success in the EFL? How do you avoid repeating past mistakes while still chasing promotion? 🏗 Fossett’s Farm & The East StandWhat’s the realistic timeline? How connected are the two projects? What happens if timelines shift? And practically speaking - with 7,000 average home supporters - how would matchdays function during redevelopment? 🚻 Roots Hall & Matchday ExperienceFrom facilities to phased improvements - how does the long-term vision align with the week-to-week supporter experience? 🎧 Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & all major platforms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded inside Roots Hall the boys are back in the same room together for the first time in what feels like months. We break down a hugely professional 3-0 win away at Brackley, another goal for Tom Hopper, and the now inevitable “GSM doing GSM things” moment - because at this point, Gus Scott-Morriss scoring is basically law. We also address something that’s been brewing for a while. The reaction to Hopper earlier in the season, the boos, the silence, and what real support actually looks like when a player is struggling. With Southend United back in the National League play-off places, we look at the table, the momentum building, and what this run-in could become. We’re recording this pre Boreham Wood… you’re listening post Boreham Wood. So if we sound clever (or not), that’s on timing. Plus, we tease our upcoming conversation with Chairman Justin Rees. Up the Splat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Southend United 5-1 Morecambe. Five goals. Five different scorers. In Episode 36 of The Custard Splat, Scott W and Scott B react to Southend United’s dominant 5-1 win over Morecambe... arguably the most complete National League performance of the season so far. We break down: • GSM and Harry Boyes proving exactly why the wingback system works (Oli, you’ll have your right of reply 👀) • A huge moment for Tom Hopper as he scores his first goal of the 2025/26 campaign • Why the reaction from his teammates says everything about his standing in the squad • Whether this result finally signals momentum ahead of Brackley Sadie is back on the pod too and she’s wearing all the hats. Mum. Sister. Marketing Director. Entrepreneur. And now a key figure in the new HER Soccer Academy. A fresh, confident and unapologetically loud voice in women’s football... and football in general. We talk about the upcoming Southend United Women vs Colchester fixture in May, the new mascot drawing initiative, the growing engagement from groups of young girls, and why visibility matters. Women don’t want preferential treatment in football. They want equal treatment. And here’s the thing, Sadie is just as passionate about the men’s game as she is about the women’s. This isn’t about division. It’s about growth. And don’t forget - we’ll be sitting down with chairman Justin Rees next week. Send us your sensible questions. If you follow Southend United, the National League, or care about the growth of football at every level - this episode is for you. Follow, subscribe and share the Splat. Up the Shrimpers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Southend United’s game at Aldershot was called off just 95 minutes before kick-off and fans were already on the road. In this episode of The Custard Splat, Scott and Oli react to another National League postponement, discuss the communication around waterlogged pitches, and break down the brutal reality of Southend now facing 15 games in 49 days. What does this fixture congestion mean for the Shrimpers’ season, squad fitness, and playoff hopes? And how can the process improve for supporters? If you were travelling to Aldershot, we want to hear from you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shrimpers travel to Aldershot Town tonight and we break down where the Shrimpers really stand at this stage of the season. Scott & Scott discuss the current form, promotion hopes, strengths and areas for improvement before being joined by Aldershot fan Cobie Ware, who gives us the opposition perspective whilst following The Shots from Ecuador. Match preview, honest reflections, and football stories from the other side of the world. Up the Splat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.