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The Boys of Summer, Don Henley, The Ataris, pencils, FMK, EPs, Casa Bonita, blink-182 plane crash versus cancer, funeral service for broken record player needles, apartments with no bath or shower, sickle versus umbrella, plus after show bonus audio. Double X Quantimino Do The Math: Did Don Henley earn The Ataris more than The Ataris earn The Ataris on Spotify? Guestimation Unknown No. 2 - pencils FMK: Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn Recommended extended plays (EPs) No tipping at Casa Bonita Understanding in a plane crash Burrito’s Nippon Newz Millennium-old Japanese temple offering funeral service for broken record player needles Apartments with no bath or shower rising in popularity among young Tokyoites Sickle-wielding attacker safely fended off by victim’s umbrella in Aomori Burnt End: Burrito’s Prescription, Coupon Book, Guy Hair Counter Deepfake Sponsors: Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Coheed and Cambria albums ranked by The Burrito Bandito in response to The Hard Times article, finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?, Mein Cumpf, cassettes, The Presidents, One hundred ten percent, Burrito’s Nippon Newz Double X Quantimino Let's taco bout it - Every Coheed and Cambria Album Ranked article by The Hard Times Finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand? Mein Cumpf Cassettes - nostalgia, Hanson, The Presidents Ten percent Burrito’s Nippon Newz Curses for sale on Japan’s leading flea market site Mercari Japanese college student admits he robbed taxi driver, denies in court that he was rude about it Domino’s Japan creates a bacon shake for dipping pizzas into Deepfake Sponsors: Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Sneaky link, Zoot Suit Riot, walking around barefooted, Covenant Eyes, Frederick’s of Hollywood, Nick Cannon, 50 Cent, Wheel of Fortune, plane door, gross model, kidney stone, beer keys, a million pennies, 5 million yen, air for sale, tiny newspapers, samurai assassination plot Double X Quantimino Sneaky link Zoot Suit Riot Walking around barefooted Covenant Eyes Frederick’s of Hollywood Nick Cannon Calls 50 Cent 'Fat:' 'Now It's Get Thick Or Die Fryin' Guestimation Unknown - Wheel of Fortune viewers per week This Is The Newz 'I wondered what I'd done wrong in life,' says man next to passenger who opened plane door on flight Gross model reveals what remote-workers will look like in 2100 What if your d!ck had taste buds? Sri Lanka doctors remove 5.26-inch, 1.76-pound kidney stone from patient Beer kegs block Michigan highway after semi overturns California family finds a million pennies while cleaning out old house Burrito’s Nippon Newz 5 million yen in cash found in Otsu City dump Air from 2022 for sale on Japanese flea market app Mercari Tiny newspapers “Get them drunk then chop off their heads.” Samurai’s assassination plot against U.S. envoys found Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Pre-show UBI, universal healthcare Brian put a timestamp so this is why you have it now instead of six months from now New year’s resolutions Amazon aquarium accessories Noah K Double X Quantimino In your prime could you have done it? - Since 1948, the 72-ounce Top Sirloin Dinner has been served free to anyone who can eat the entire steak and trimmings within one hour. Price Is Right Rules Dennis Douglas Dung nicknamed 3D Slammich - our own custom sandwich How much was Brian’s meal at Quiznos? Quizno hack to not pay extra for guacamole Twofer’s - a sandwich shop that sells half-and-half sandwiches Costco cheesecake return Is drywashing a thing? Wiping a spoon Beef pizzle Hack-a-dick Gangrene feet This Is The Newz Single mother’s future in jeopardy after thief steals driveway Pastor accused of trying to push McDonald's cook's head into deep fryer for 'disrespecting' his wife Video shows man attack district court judge during sentencing Ohio man shot in testes by ex-girlfriend says he still loves her Burrito’s Nippon Newz Japanese life insurance company develops dating sim where you’re not supposed to get insurance Bar explodes in Tokyo’s Shinbashi neighborhood All-you-can-eat doughnuts at Mister Donut: How many can we eat in 60 minutes? Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Carnevil, The House of the Dead, Etsy, milk glass, laundry frequency, finger lickin’ good, high flying birds and fearless flying frogs, motorcycle ride with one helmet, 23 cents, Lemon Party, neighbor sues over medical weed smell, drunk duck fights dog, three men and a giant inflatable duck, cocaine on Sonic hot dog, drunk politician doing pullups inside train, 85-year-old great grandmother virtual YouTuber, police mascot flipping bird stickers Double X Quantimino Carnevil or The House of the Dead? Arthur the Arbiter - Item title and options mislead. An Etsy review. Milk glass and Brian’s grandfather’s glass collection The 'no-wash' and 'low-wash' movement - how often is your denim washed "finger lickin' good" High flying birds and fearless flying frogs Hypothetical Meta Analysis - motorcycle ride, one helmet 23 cents Lemon Party documentary This Is The Newz Judge orders DC man to stop smoking medical weed at home after neighbor sues over smell Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses Three men swept out to sea on giant inflatable duck New Mexico woman finds cocaine on Sonic hot dog Burrito’s Nippon Newz Drunk Japanese politician in trouble for doing pullups inside moving train 85-year-old great-grandmother from Hiroshima is Japan’s newest virtual YouTuber/idol Tokyo couple caught making stickers with police mascot flipping bird Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Celebrity butt water, sock shoe, caramel, three fingers in the honeycomb, one comic book, Walmart version of Margot Robbie, car flies Dukes of Hazzard style, guillotine, Duck Hunt, eunuch maker’s frozen leg, Saitama thugs, calling police 2,060 times in 9 days, condombassador Double X Quantimino Celebrity butt water sock shoe sock shoe or sock sock shoe shoe Caramel RHCP lyrics “Three fingers in the honeycomb” Burrito has enough space in his bugout bag for one comic book to bring to La Isla - Spider-Man: Blue #6 knock-off of a knockout “Dramatic body camera footage shows a car speeding down a Georgia highway, catching a tow truck ramp and flying about 120 feet through the air "Dukes of Hazzard"-style, authorities say. The driver survived the crash with serious injuries.” This Is The Newz Couple's choreographed suicide by guillotine ends with heads rolling into fire altar Deputies accuse man of using Nintendo ‘Duck Hunt’ pistol to rob a business Man admits freezing leg of alleged ‘eunuch maker’ who was accused of broadcasting live castrations Burrito’s Nippon Newz “I’m the most famous thug in Saitama!” Japanese kids’ social media beef leads to beating, arrests Saitama man arrested for calling police 2,060 times in 9 days to yell at them 14th-generation condom ambassador named by Japan’s Sagami Original Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Tacos fall apart, that double space, The Taming of the Shrew, throwing out undies, $19 smash burger, movie soundtracks, Bomb Queen, Brazilian steakhouse, hiding in a store after close, seals stick eels up nose, tipping culture, Hot Pocket shooting, Plymouth Hoe palm trees, plastic egg tarts, Burrito’s Nippon Newz Double X Quantimino Plug In & Hate - "It's ok if u fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart & we still love them" That double space between a full stop and the next sentence The Taming of the Shrew When to throw out the undies A $19 smash burger One movie soundtrack to take to La Isla Bomb Queen Brazilian steakhouse Hiding after close in a store of your choice This Is The Newz ‘Make better choices’: Researchers beg endangered seals to not stick eels up nose Influencer who created AI version of herself says it's gone rogue and she's working 'around the clock' to stop it saying sexually explicit things TikTokers say tipping culture is getting 'out of hand' after a woman claimed a Ben & Jerry's cashier got annoyed when she didn't tip for a $2 cone Man shot roommate in Kentucky for eating last Hot Pocket, police say Plymouth Hoe palm trees cut down in sex and drugs crackdown ‎Morse - Vibration Messenger Burrito’s Nippon Newz Egg tart vendor promises not to accidentally sell realistic plastic samples a third time More than one in three Japanese working women in survey would rather be housewives Man rides motorbike into lobby of Fukuoka police station, demands they crack down on rude driving Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Weapons for The Purge, vuvuzelas, poker, lima beans, Honey Buns, $70 safety razor, Newz, one million bees, toe sucking, Martha Stewart, Boot Girls, BNN, precious metal fillings, candy from Grave of the Fireflies, Krispy Kreme doughnut burger Double X Quantimino Weapons of choice during The Purge Vuvuzelas Poker’s popularity, Strip Poker on USA Network Lima bean, clitorati Guestimation Unknown - Honey Buns A $70 safety razor This Is The Newz Ajax man facing charges after obtaining sexual services and refusing to pay One million bees released during tractor-trailer crash on I-10 Westbound and US-301 Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry Hilton Hotel manager arrested for waking up guest by sucking on his toes Woman's body found in Arby's freezer Driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop in Colorado town, police say Martha Stewart lands 'historic' Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover Masturbation with 'sex toy' kills man; gets electrocuted with ping pong ball up his butt while jerking off A ride with Boot Girls, 2 women challenging Atlanta's parking enforcement industry Burrito’s Nippon Newz Kyoto City planning to sell cremated people’s precious metal fillings for millions of yen Candy from Ghibli’s Grave of the Fireflies disappearing as manufacturer goes out of business Krispy Kreme adds doughnut burgers to its menu in Japan Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Tentative titles: “Meet the Wolves Halfway”, “The Ant and the Lima Bean”, “Innocence and Piggies” Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Wrestling entrance songs, NDAs, time is an illusion / social construct / flat circle, the bar scene, boys and girls’ bikes, mermaid statue, drugs shipped to restaurant, $120K banana, penis surgery gone wrong, orgasm heard at LA Philharmonic concert, fish semen on the sushi menu, Betty at 92’s male striptease show, all-you-can eat cookie cafe, beautiful women on apartment visits, JP government seeks power to control AC remotely Double X Quantimino Wrestling entrance songs - Brian: Let’s Get Reptarded, Art: The War, GMN: Hero, Burrito: Simon Says Reality show NDA Entrance songs but only from James Bond movies Time is an illusion and a social construct Time is a flat circle A homunculus amunculus The bar scene Boys and girls' bikes This Is The Newz Mermaid statue causes stir in southern Italy Man arrested after $3M worth of drugs shipped to restaurant Banana drama: ‘hungry’ South Korean student eats $120,000 artwork Man dies after penis enhancement surgery goes wrong Woman's ‘loud and full body orgasm’ heard during LA Philharmonic concert Michelin star chef inspired to add ‘fish semen’ to the menu at high-end restaurant Care home resident fulfills dream of watching male striptease show at 92 Burrito’s Nippon Newz Reminder: Japan has awesome all-you-can-eat cookies cafés Tokyo real estate agency sends beautiful women with you on apartment visits for date-like mood Japanese government seeking power to turn down private home air conditioners remotely Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk, Rawr, OwO/UwU, 3½-hour long movie or live music performance, Avril, JTT, Utopia, Prions, How much until you have to let your pet go?, Jersey Mike’s charity contribution to Boners for Algernon, overthinking, Desiigner, penis for sale, claw machine, cooked bats, stillborn, police bunny, RoboDog, robot waiters, food prank Double X Quantimino Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk Rawr is my OwO Three and a half hours of a live music performance or movie Avril, JTT, Utopia Cool band name? - Hotass Pedxphiles Prions How much until you have to let your pet go? Guesstimation Unknown: Mike's Way® Boners for Algernon Overthinking? Ruminating? Breathe. This Is The Newz Rapper Desiigner charged for masturbating aboard overseas flight Man 'tries to sell penis' at Eastern Cape shopping mall Boy, 13, gets stuck climbing into claw machine for prize German officials seize cooked bats near Belgian border Pair charged with throwing away ashes of stillborn infant Baby Gooch: “I’m stillborn. I stay born. Go shop at Liz Claiborne.” Officer Cottontail? Bunny joins the police force. Fur real. RoboCop? No, RoboDog: Robotic dog rejoins New York police Are robot waiters the future? Some restaurants think so Japan police arrest 2 in food prank at beef bowl diner Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

A paper coffee cup, George Foreman Grill, human burgers, Make-A-Wish wishes, sugar AIDS, throwing stacks of $100 bills out a car window, meta analysis, raw water, two million dimes, hit man names, epoxy condom, gyoza king, asking to jerk off in a convenience store bathroom, cat fur bed sheets Double X Quantimino A paper coffee cup George Foreman Grill Human burgers You're a Make-A-Wish kid and your wish is going to be granted. Sugar AIDS, Chasr, Got Bugz A man threw stacks of $100 bills from his car window in a wild show of generosity. His family says he drained their bank accounts, leaving them broke. Meta-analysis, Part 1: Testosterone treatment not linked to short-, medium-term CV events in men Meta-analysis, Part 2: Sex after menopause doesn’t need to hurt Urechis caupo This Is The Newz Trendy “raw water” source under bird’s nest sparks diarrheal outbreak Police search for group of suspects who stole 2 million dimes from truck in Northeast Philadelphia Tennessee Air National Guardsman applied to be a hit man on a website - and got arrested Hitman names: Montezuma’s Revenge, Gloom and Doom, Ambivalence, Brian Shrimp Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom Burrito’s Nippon Newz Kyoto police issue arrest warrant in nine-year-old murder of Japan’s gyoza king Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested Japan created bed sheets that feel like petting a cat, and they sold out immediately Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Vinyl record grooves, The Flaccid and the Furious, horny goat weed, White Van Scam, ranch sauce, your wife has been kidnapped, Caesar salad, your AI existence, alcoholic dog now sober, offensive shirt at Walmart, Resident Evil 4 upskirt, 18,000 cows, cocaine hippo hit by SUV, Apple store robbed, Fabrizio, Japanese fight festival, man buys coffee but gets latte, Least Attractive Prefecture Pre-show F–k Dungeon Rebel Wilson Tribute A Facef–k to Remember Double X Quantimino Groove The Flaccid and the Furious Horny goat weed Booba Gettz spotted in the wild in Arthur's Nextdoor feed: ‘SCAM: Watch out for the “White Van Speaker Scam” in the area. A guy pumping gas next to me, at Exxon, almost fell for it. The scammer was in a white truck “selling” a home entertainment system.’ Ranch “Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You’re driving to rescue her. It’s a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no” Plug In & Hate - What I Had For Lunch: Caesar salad What if you found out you were an AI bot? Did Arthur Dream of Electric Podcasts? This Is The Newz Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner now sober Walmart removes offensive shirt with hidden curse after complaints Ashley breaks the fourth wall in Resident Evil 4 Remake if you try to upskirt her 18,000 cows killed in explosion, fire at Texas dairy farm may be largest cattle killing ever Re-enactment Newz: Brian is the newscaster in the helicopter. Gemini is the SUV driver. Burrito is the hippo. One of Pablo Escobar's 'cocaine hippos' dies after being hit by an SUV in Colombia Washington Apple store robbed of $500,000 in iPhones after thieves tunnel through coffee shop wall Fabricio/Fabrizio Burrito’s Nippon Newz Fights break out at Japanese fight festival Man arrested for trying to kill a convenience store owner over a cup of coffee Japanese prefecture replaces Ibaraki as Least Attractive Prefecture in annual ranking Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

X-Men intimacy, John Stamos gets crowned, a Friends smashup, eat a McGlizzy, where to find grapefruit gelatin, mustaches, Batgirl, what pandemic?, the Blue October Girl archetype, losing 30 lb eating McDonald’s, Luby’s Hamber Alert, a teenager pretends to be a physician’s assistant to access a hospital, mammoth meatballs, knockoff designer brands, a hacker returns $200M, naked man drives school bus, a gang member with Down syndrome, all you can eat ice cream and frozen food, an English-speaking-only bar in Japan, a woman defrauds men for 4.4M yen. Double X Quantimino The best X-Men with which to have sex John Stamos Friends Smashup The McGlizzy Getting grapefruit gelatin for your bae Mustache That canceled Batgirl movie How We Buried A Pandemic Blue October Girl This Is The Newz Man eating McDonald's for 100 days is down nearly 30 lb so far — and now his wife is joining him Luby's apologizes for ham-handed promotion Teenage imposter gains access to two Slam City South South hospitals Meatball from long-extinct mammoth created by food firm Customs officers seize more than $700,000 of knockoff Gucci, Chanel, other designer brands Hacker Behind $200M Euler Attack Apologizes, Returns Millions in Ether, Dai to Protocol Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase Alleged gang member with Down syndrome indicted in separate Chicago murders Burrito’s Nippon Newz All you can eat ice cream and frozen food restaurant becomes a hit in Akihabara English-speaking-only bar opens in Osaka and Tokyo, yellow cards for those who don’t follow rules Shiga woman defrauded 4.4M yen by man asking for money to fly down from the ISS and marry her Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum FarmzSlam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/

The Mayor Pro Tem Boston Cream Cake story is retold. A customized aroma collection for Slam City is workshopped. Motor vehicle operators must now be able to also properly operate a bicycle. A mother’s daughter asks for $4 to pay for a classmate’s field trip fee, but Mom says no. Cassettes are limited edition collectibles now? Arthur was late to the recording session, so no Newz this episode. The Burrito Bandito brings odd news from Japan about a briefcase filled with adult toys, bears serving coffee through a hole in the wall, and a straight-bar keyboard. If your attention span takes you to 45:03, Jaymark takes you time-traveling. Double X Quantimino Gemini and The Burrito Bandito explain Mayor Pro Tem to Brian and the listener. Slam City's Aroma Collection - Barbacoa, Olympic Swimming Pool, Grundle, Clam City (Glitter + Shame), and Nostalgia Stage Two Hypothetical Meta Analysis - To legally operate a motor vehicle, one of the requirements is that an applicant must be able to properly operate a bicycle. Did she make the right decision? A mother declines to give her daughter $4 to pay for another classmate’s field trip fee. When did collectible limited edition cassettes become a thing? Do I need to dig out my old Walkman? As The Burrito Bandito was swinging and missing on buying a copy of the Coheed and Cambria SSTB vinyl repress, pronoun noticed a cassette section in Equal Vision's store. Burrito’s Nippon Newz Bomb squad in Japan summoned to take care of an abandoned briefcase full of adult toys Bears serve environmentally friendly coffee and treats via a hole in the wall at new Tokyo cafe Google Japan creates the Key Bou, an insane and logical straight-bar keyboard After Party: A brief review of Martin House Brewing Company Raspberry Mochi fruited sour + tips on meeting women Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/