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It's so hard.... to say goodbye... to yesterday..... Dry your eye, we are just taking a little recess and we will be back! It's been 119 amazing episodes and we want to take a little hiatus to regroup and refresh! Also, we are going to Costa Rica to celebrate Kelly's birthday and then she's going to Florida... again. Lindsey is engaged and needs to spend her time having an anxiety attack thinking about the idea of having a wedding and wondering why her partner "Did this to me" and Martha (is that her name?) left in the middle of the night one night and we haven't hear from her in months. I guess we should have told you that sooner. So, while we find a replacement for Marsha (That's her name!) and while Kelly hangs out with all the Florida men, we are going to leave you with some of our favorite FYIS memories and games. See you later, skater. H.A.G.S. If you miss us, you have 119 episodes to peruse AND you can look at our beautiful faces on Youtube Live. Follow us on Instagram for more content from your favorite idiots. Hearts and Farts, Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile

This week's special episode is from a super fun Twitch Livestream that we did a few weeks back with Lindsey's sister and return guest Jubilee and her rockstar boyfriend NIGELTHREETIMES.  AND for the first time in FYIS history, Kelly and Lindsey messed up and both wrote a game on the same subject thinking that Lindsey was supposed to write a Hello Kitty game and Kelly was supposed to write a Hello Kitty episode and THEY BOTH WROTE A HELLO KITTY EPISODE. HELLLLLOOOO KITTTTTTTYYYYYY.  Confusion creeps in, mistakes are made, hilarity ensues and now we both know more about Hello Kitty than Jubilee, Nigel and everyone else in the world.  Enjoy the episode you pretty kitties!  Follow Jubilee: https://soundcloud.com/jubileedj https://www.instagram.com/jubileedj/?hl=en https://twitter.com/JubileeDJ Follow Nigel: https://soundcloud.com/nigelthreetimes https://www.instagram.com/nigelthreetimes/?hl=en https://twitter.com/NIGELTHREETIMES Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile

We are starting this year off with a BANG of a good time with this week's guest Billy Francesca!!! Known as an "over-the-top drag queen without a wig", this performer proves to be as smart as he is funny... unless it has anything to do with math.  Speaking of math, we start our school day off with a painful math class thanks to Miss Lindsey. Known as someone who has never legally passed math, will Billy blow it? Only Billy knows if he will blow it or not. Our guess is that he blew it.  Then, because Billy went to Catholic school for much of his life, Miss Kelly brings us to religion class where we go spread eagle for Christ and learn all about female saints. Do you know which female saint was known to be the saint who never did poppers? The Patron Saint of The Abstinence of Poppers, of course. During recess we play a good old fashioned game of MASH where we find out that Billy does not end up living in a shack which would be a surprise to many of the nuns who taught him.  In honor of a childhood game Billy used to play with the neighborhood kids, we play Billy the Bobcat where we learn that bobcats aren't super fast but boy they are cute, just like Billy! Then Kelly takes us to Italy because Billy spent some time there when he was younger and Billy proves that he doesn't really remember much of the language except for some weird Italian noises and mumbles and things.  Will Lindsey blow it? Will Kelly blow it? Will Billy blow it? Someone's gotta blow it. Listen to the episode to find out who blows it.   Follow Billy: https://www.instagram.com/billyfrancesca/?hl=en https://twitter.com/billyfrancesca https://www.billyfrancesca.com/   Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile

SPECIAL CROSSOVER EPISODE ALERT! WOOOO HOOOOO!!! This week we want to play for you a super fun episode we recorded with younger-than-Kelly-and-Lindsey besties, Carly and Kelsey of the super great podcast 'Brought to You by the Letter Pod'. Enjoy! ***Carly and Kelsey welcome their first-ever guests on the show, Kelly and Lindsey from the hilarious podcast F*ck You, I'm Smarter! In this week's episode, we talk about how Carly is very much in love with Ben Franklin. The BTYBTL & FYIS gals dive into all of Ben's inventions like bifocals, flippers, and the glass harmonica (WTF is that?). We play a game called, "Did Ben Say That?" and learn about young Ben and how his older brother, James, was a bit of a dick...OH, and we also discuss Ben's dick. Get ready to fall in love all over again with Philadelphia's sweetheart and mascot: Benjamin Franklin. Follow Brought To You By The Letter: https://www.instagram.com/bytheletterpod/ Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile

New Year, New YOU!!!!!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!! LET'S DO OUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS IN THE SPRING BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE. TERRIBLE. HORRIBLE. EVERYTHING IS A BUST.  Hi. How are you? We are okay. Are you? We promise this New Years episode is a fun one even though things are really crazy right now. Are we there yet? If you need a laugh and need to escape, we are your girls. We got you! Listen to this week's episode, breathe, take care of yourself, buy an N95 and try to breathe. Did we mention that you should try to breathe? JUST BREATHE DAMMIT!  Happy New Year, you beautiful, filthy animals.    Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile

Jesus is the reason for the season - and good news! This episode is all about Jesus! Not really. It actually has very little to do with Jesus at all. In fact, this episode has nothing to do with Jesus and has everything to do with gift giving (or lack there of if you're Kelly) and holiday foods because sometimes stuffing your face is the only way to get through it. We are all in this together. Lindsey starts our school day off with a gift giving quiz where we learn that Kelly REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY wants a plastic cat tongue to bond with her cats because she feels like she hasn't bonded with them enough. We spoke to the cats and they feel like enough is enough. Who wants to tell her? Then, for recess, Kelly gives us some tips to help keep us sane this holiday season. Here's a tip or two! Bring a friend, get a bottle of whiskey, drink it and let them all have it! Especially Grandma because she's the oldest and this all trickled down from her. Then Kelly takes us home with a quiz about holiday foods because instead of spiraling, she is leaning into the holiday season this year and she's doing it through food and we have to support it because this is healthy for her.  Happy Holidays! Be safe. Eat lots of goodies and don't forget to breathe through it. It's going to be okay. 'Tis the season to have a nervous breakdown anyway so if you need to, have at it. What would Jesus do? Support that breakdown, baby! Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile

Surprise! 'Tis the season for a Special Bonus Ep Day! This special bonus episode is from a few weeks back when Kelly and Lindsey were guests on the hilarious podcast- 'Wild Nights With Rocky Powell'. Rocky wanted to hear about our wildest night as a comedy duo and BFFs and after 15 years together as a couple, Kelly and Lindsey have had their fair share of wild nights together. Warning: This episode contains talk of incredibly strong pot brownies, horrendous covers of songs that should have been left alone and making out with open-micers. ENJOY! Listen to Wild Nights With Rocky: https://www.instagram.com/wildnightswithrocky/ Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile

Holy Moly! It's another double whammy! This week cohosts of the very funny 'The Weather's Crazy Podcast', Greg and Jack, go head to head and try to outsmart one another in games about everything BUT the weather.  Kelly starts our school day in English class with a throwback game of 'Shakespeare Shananigans'. Does anyone have else have a three-piled piece on their pizzle or is it just me? Then we head on over to Psychology class where Lindsey tries to write a game about how the weather affects your mood and it's kind of boring and doesn't really work but it's okay because next is RECESS!! During Recess the boys charm us with a fun game where we learn that Hitler ran a massive campaign against smoking. Wouldn't it have been nice if he just stopped it there? After Recess Kelly takes us to Study Hall because these slackers were never the studying type and they STILL got good grades. Jealous? Us too.  Lindsey then redeems herself with a game originally called 'Bird Migration Station' that becomes 'Bird Up', which you would only understand if you listened to 'The Weather's Crazy Podcast'. Listen up, ya hear? Will Greg and Jack's 20-year friendship make it past this episode of FYIS or will these games tear them apart once and for all? You'll have to listen to find out!    Find Jack and Greg: https://www.instagram.com/weatherscrazypod/ Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile

It's a special duo day on F*ck You, I'm Smarter! This week we have Kelsey and Carly, cohosts of the super fun podcast 'Brought To You By The Letter'. K&C are two besties that have way too much in common with K&L that it is actually possible that they are them, but 10 years younger, living in the present day like this is some sort of multiverse, matrix, alternative universe life thingie. So basically, the four of us together are Karly and Larndsey.  We start our school day with Miss Kelly in Track and Field where our two guests met many moons ago in high school, sweaty and struggling and contemplating their life choices when it comes to running far distances. Bye! Then Lindsey takes us to Meteorology class where we play "Who Are You Calling A Weather Girl?' because Carly's got a mad crush on the weather, yo.  During Recess the girls teach a Sex Ed adjacent class where we learn the phrase "Knobs Out" made up by Kelsey. It's so fun to say we had to add it to our chalkboard.  After Recess we head on over to foraging class where we learn all about mushrooms, freeganism and all the do's and don't of the world of foraging. Don't over forage, ya'll. And DO NOT take mushrooms from strangers. We end our school day in Plant Class where we learn all about defensive plants. That's right. Plants may look cute and make you and your home feel all warm and fuzzy but they are savage if you cross them.  Will Kelsey forage her way to the top? Will Carly prove she's a real life weather girl? Will Kelsey and Carly and Kelly and Lindsey be forever besties! YOU KNOW IT!    Listen to Brought To You By The Letter: https://twitter.com/bytheletterpod https://www.instagram.com/bytheletterpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@bytheletterpod Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile

POP QUIZ, BABIES! That's right! This episode is for all of our infant listeners because Kelly's sister had a BABY!!!!! KELLY IS OFFICIALLY AN AUNTIE!!! COOL AUNT ALERT! WE REPEAT, COOL AUNT ALERT!!!! Because we want to make sure Kelly is baby ready, we go back to an old quiz that we did with Kara Klenk many moons ago called 'Oh Baby, Baby' to check her knowledge on all things newborns.  Then, because Kelly's sister is officially the 8th wonder of the world... (Let's break this down. Kelly was with Lindsey when her sister had the baby and Lindsey was like, "Oh my god. Your sister made a baby in her body. What a miracle! She is one of the wonders of the world! Something like that.) Kelly does a quiz where she tests Lindsey on all the Wonders of the World and Lindsey does surprisingly well. Who knew! Will Kelly remember what Meconium is? No. Will Lindsey know who built the Taj Mahal and why? Kinda. Will Kelly be the best auntie in the world??? Of course she will!!!! Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile

BOY OH BOY OH BOY did we have a wild time with the host of 'Wild Nights With Rocky', Rocky Powell?! We did!  Rocky joins us from the east coast to chat about science fairs, being the class treasurer, social studies and squirrels.  We start our school day in Student Government because Rocky was the class treasurer. Money, money, money, moneyyyyyyy, MONEY!!!! You're welcome for getting that stuck in your head for the rest of the day.  Then Kelly takes us on over to Social Studies/Improv AKA Humanities class where we play a game called 'Fake It Til You Make It'. During this class we learn that butt implants are never a good idea. Ever. Just trust us, will ya? Then we hit Recess hard where we find out how distracting Rocky was in school when she started a "count down chart" club. She also convinced everyone is school that they could dig a hole to China so they could visit Disney World China and spoiler: it didn't work.  After Recess, Lindsey holds a science fair for the ladies and they prove to be future scientists of the world. Seriously, in conclusion they do a really good job and it's super impressive.  Then Kelly brings it on home with a game all about Squirrels in honor of Rocky's old Improv team The Pin-Up Squirrels. Did Rocky know that all chipmunks are squirrels but not all squirrels are chipmunks? Did Lindsey know what part of the squirrel never stops growing? Did Kelly know under what color light do plants grow best? You'll have to listen to find out.  Follow Rocky: https://www.instagram.com/rockiixbalboa/ https://twitter.com/rockiibalboa Rocky's Pod (We were just guest on it! It's so fun!): https://www.instagram.com/wildnightswithrocky/ Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile

Veteran's Day is this week and nothing says Veteran's Day like a quiz about Ancient Greeks. They were the OG Veteran's weren't they? Kind of? Whatever.  More importantly, do you know the difference between Sophocles and Socrates? Do you know which Golden Girl was a veteran? Do you know which ancient Greek was featured in 'Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure'? Do you know what day it is? If you listen to this week's episode you will find out the answers to most of those questions.  Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile