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Hello!  We live, We Laugh, We Love, we talk about QUANTUM OF SOLACE and how it's better than we remember!  I know I say this a lot but we're trying to be better and we really appreciate all the listens!

What ho!  Almost a year ago we last posted, and it's been a struggle for a lot of reasons that don't need to be gotten into!   We talk about DIE ANOTHER DAY and post 9/11 media, and the transition to the Gritty Reboot of CASINO ROYALE and how good it is!

What's this?  After a year and half we're back?    2000's DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS and 2023's DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES are on today's menu.   This has been a long, hard couple of years and we're trying slowly to get back to things.

Hello!  Back again with YOU ONLY MOVE TWICE, one of the best Bond Parody/Commentaries ever made, TOMORROW NEVER DIES and THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, Brosnan's next two outings which were pretty good!

It's been a while.  We're doing okay.  We decided to do 3 films at once, starting with LICENSE TO KILL, the last Timothy Dalton movie, and it's generally okayness!  BULLETS AREN'T CHEAP, a short SNL sketch which was one joke for 7 minutes!  And GOLDENEYE, inwhich three grown men sound like three kids gushing about a Marvel Film because it's amazing!

Hello!  This is something different...again.  We're gonna try to do a DnD Actual play in the feed from time to time, we will absolutely still be doing movie discussions as well.   This episode is a recap of what happened in the first session, because our recordings failed.  We will be back with an actual episode of the game next time.  Stick around if you'd like.

The surprisingly good THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS with Timothy Dalton is next up, shocking us after years of Roger Moore!     It's been a while since we've done this, but it's been a really hard year for us.  So for anyone who's stuck around, thanks.

The long nightmare is over.   With A VIEW TO A KILL, we're finally done with Roger Moore.

Christmas Bells are Ringing!  We're winding down the year with two movies from opposite ends of the spectrum.  We talk about the Die Hard Christmas Movie argument, the thought process behind VIOLENT NIGHT, the depths of 80s cocaine in SANTA CLAUS: THE MOVIE, and have a good time all around!

James Bond is back....sort of? A James Bond shaped outing in NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN!  IP Rights Issues!  Competing Bonds!  A lack of the theme song!

Hey hey!  Two updates in a month!  We're here with 1999's SLEEPY HOLLOW, a fun creep show, the amazing 90's HOCUS POCUS and it's somewhat inexplicable fandom, we accidentally talk a lot about HOCUS POCUS 2, and we spend like...half the run time talking about pop culture and how things get rebooted!  Enjoy!

Holy crap we're back after too long!  DRACULA UNTOLD and BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA is on the menu today!

...Anyway here's OCTOPUSSY

And the winter of our discontent has ended with FOR YOUR EYES ONLY...sort of.  A mediocre slog through the bushes with Roger Moore!

Our final podcast episode of the year is Ralph Bakshi's LORD OF THE RINGS!  Inevitably we talk about Peter Jackson, high fantasy in general, click clacking of keyboards, and the omnipresent sound of us eating reverberating throughout the episode!