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Let's go out with a bang for Season 5 on Battlef1eld! Remember, not Resolutions, it's obligations to yourself you DO NOT have to fulfill, but try! THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFUL SEASON AND YEAR!!!! *I DONT OWN THE WRITING AND ITS CONTENTS OF THE BOOK*

Holiday season is among us and I know we're getting all excited about gift giving as well as getting together as a family to take 1 picture and sending it out as cards to everybody especially those far away friends and family. There's the yes and no, there's a that's allowed and that's not allowed, but it doesn't matter as long as your holiday can go smooth and you have that wine to calm you down. Tread on mama, you got this holiday season!

Ready go freeze to death, while helping build a snowman, or playing in the snow for hours? Here is a Survival Quiz to get you through the Winter Solstice! *I DONOT OWN THE BOOK OR ITS WRITING CONTENTS*

Between Octobor-April kids are sick all the time. Not to mention, WE-as Parents- are then constantly getting whatever they bring home! Enjoy these Old Wives Tales For The Modern Day. *DO NOT OWN THE BOOK, WRITING, OR ITS CONTENTS*

The yearly/Monthly headache and your kid doesn't want to try to participate! Fundraising is good for the school, but to get together with other raging, OCD, High-Maintenance Mom's, etc... is not exactly a pretty picture. Other moms are already stressed from helping, organizing, and then cleanup...? Yeah, here's an idea, let's put all these bitches together, in hopes, they don't kill one another-for a Fundraiser! Said no Educational Board ever! *I DONT OWN THE WRITING OR ITS CONTENTS*

Welcome back! Healthy lunch EVERY DAY? Not going to happen; why bother? Kids dont give a shit how it looks, as long as it taste good! Whether you are a health Queen or Tired-overworked-overwhelmed-we're-making-a-stop-at-the-McDonalds-DriveThru Mom? Remember, its okay! You want to teach them to be health conscious? Cool. Want to stay in the gray of a little bit of everything. You do you, boo boo! Youre doing great!!!*I DO NOT OWN THE WRITING OR CONTENT OF THE BOOK*

Bittersweet feelings of getting your kid(s) to school, or on bus is a funny thing, isn't it? There's joy, but sadness. There's "I can't wait," but worry. Remember it's natural and comes with trust that-in the arms of educators- you will find peace. Happy Wednesday!

From the book: "SH*TTY MOMS HALF-ASSING IT ALL YEAR LONG" brings a very cute, witty euphemisms from Star Trek! You feel like Summer just started, you are excited about the kids leaving but sad at the same time, and your husband.... still unaffected by the clusterfuck of a tornado happening all around you. Just remember, in any Space Anomaly, the Star Trek Team made it out alive! *I DO NOT OWN THE WRITING, OR CONTENTS OF THIS BOOK*

Relationships are ONE of the hardest jobs to work at. Yes, I said job, but it can be overcome with understanding, communication, and empathy. Some, you'll find don't seem to think they are in the wrong but you know you are definitely worthy of time and energy!

It's not ideal but it must be said. In relationships, it's work to keep steady but it takes TWO to build a strong foundation. But when ONE of you tests the water, fields, court -whatever euphemism you want to use- it hurts. Trust becomes small, and loyalty is questioned. I'm sorry you are going through this... Your decision is for YOU and YOU alone to be happier. Go with your gut; follow your heart.

* I DONT OWN THE WRITING OR CONTENT* The last month of school can be a killer wave at sea to rock your boat! You, being the Captain of that shit hole, has to pull themselves together and guide the crew to do anything and everything to keep from going over! Take 1/2 the load by calling your in-laws, husband, or friends to cover a overwhelming situation! You got this!

*I DONT OWN THE WRITING OR CONTENT* 10 minutes a day will do ya. But find exercise that's best and comfortable for you! Funny, quirky, and out there; enjoy the chapter from SHITTY MOM FOR ALL SEASONS HALF-ASSING IT ALL YEAR LONG!